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Japenese Women go the extra mile for men
Girls get good grip on sex technique at booty boot camp
Weekly Playboy (7/23) MSN news
Fully 72 percent of OLs -- female office workers -- registered as readers of Weekly Playboy are undergoing some sort of training to make them more
proficient at sex, according to the men's magazine.
"Ever since I was in high school, I've been doing exercises to make me tighter. I clench my muscles as though I am holding in a wee, then relax them
again and repeat the process over and over," a 24-year-old office worker tells Weekly Playboy. "It was pretty hard to get used to at first, but now
I can use my muscles virtually at will. Every guy I've ever done it with says I feel fantastic! That it itself is a wonderful feeling."
A 26-year-old woman is also undergoing similar training.
"My friend recommended that I try putting a vibrator in, then turning it on and off about 50 times to improve tautness," she says.
A woman working the communications industry explains why 20-something gals are so keen on getting a sexual workout.
"I really hate the idea that somebody I really like will think that I'm loose. That alone is enough to suggest to him that you're a 'bad girl.'
But if you're really tight, the guy might think that you're really good," she tells Weekly Playboy.
Another 25-year-old explains why she feels it's important to shape-up sexually.
"Nowadays, if you're not good at sex, you're never going to be popular with guys," the building management company employee says. "A woman who
can't perform in bed is not going to get by just by being beautiful. Those days are long gone."
A stewardess tells of how a group of her female friends got together over a bottle of champagne and explained how to improve their sexual techniques
in what was virtually an OL sex boot camp, the men's weekly says. The flight attendant goes into a graphically detailed description about how one
friend used a banana to demonstrate her fellatio technique, which unfortunately can't be reproduced in a family-oriented column like WaiWai.
Another woman working for an advertising agency says she belongs to an online group of 20-something women who discuss how to improve their sex
techniques.
"We have a meeting once a month where we practice things like BJs, moaning, hip grinding and the like. Each meeting has a theme and our overall goal
is finding out what we need to do to make the man of our dreams get hooked on us," she says.
Masumi Kurata, a journalist who specializes in covering issues related to women's sexuality, says she's not surprised to see the increase in "sex
boot camp" gatherings among young women.
"Young women are becoming more conscious of their bodies and sex. There are also many women who are aware of how many men equate a tight woman with a
good woman," Kurata tells Weekly Playboy. "Women want to retain figures that men will find attractive and arousing and I think there is definitely
an increasing number of women who will become anxious if they feel they won't be able to maintain their good bodies into their 30s and 40s." (By
Ryann Connell)
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God bless these women.
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| posted on 7-18-2007 at 01:36 PM |
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"Hmmmm..."
-Fiber
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| posted on 7-18-2007 at 06:48 PM |
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Wow......this must be an asian thing. Mrs Fiber is ALWAYS concerned about weather or not I think her pussy is tight. She asks after just about every
time we have sex. (for the record, Mrs Fiber has very snug grub hole.) She actually thinks that Divorces in the US of couples in their 40's is
because the woman is too Loose from bearing children and the man needs a younger woman. (I am not kidding...this is actually what she believes.)
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Karupt
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| posted on 7-18-2007 at 08:34 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Fiber
(for the record, Mrs Fiber has very snug grub hole.) |
Well no shit, look who is fucking her.
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BJMIKE
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| posted on 7-19-2007 at 12:48 AM |
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Magnum P.I.
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| posted on 7-19-2007 at 11:12 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Fiber
Wow......this must be an asian thing. Mrs Fiber is ALWAYS concerned about weather or not I think her pussy is tight. She asks after just about every
time we have sex. (for the record, Mrs Fiber has very snug grub hole.) She actually thinks that Divorces in the US of couples in their 40's is
because the woman is too Loose from bearing children and the man needs a younger woman. (I am not kidding...this is actually what she believes.)
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She is concerned because of all the Pings who plowed it before you hopped the plane.
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| posted on 7-19-2007 at 12:03 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Karupt
| Quote: | Originally posted by Fiber
(for the record, Mrs Fiber has very snug grub hole.) |
Well no shit, look who is fucking her. |
I don't get it. This seems to be a compliment.
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| posted on 7-19-2007 at 12:23 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by drunkard
| Quote: | Originally posted by Karupt
| Quote: | Originally posted by Fiber
(for the record, Mrs Fiber has very snug grub hole.) |
Well no shit, look who is fucking her. |
I don't get it. This seems to be a compliment.
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That was my reaction as well. Karupt actually complimented Fiber's penis.
He must have had a salad and tea for lunch.
[Edited on 7-19-2007 by lawgeek]
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| posted on 7-19-2007 at 12:29 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by lawgeek
| Quote: | Originally posted by drunkard
| Quote: | Originally posted by Karupt
| Quote: | Originally posted by Fiber
(for the record, Mrs Fiber has very snug grub hole.) |
Well no shit, look who is fucking her. |
I don't get it. This seems to be a compliment.
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That was my reaction as well. Karupt actually complimented Fiber's penis.
He must have had a salad and tea for lunch.
[Edited on 7-19-2007 by lawgeek] |
I'm guessing her snatch is still squeaky tight becuase Fiber's penis is so small it's never stretched it out. Just throwing that out there. I
thought their pussies were sideways anyway, what the hell.
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Karupt
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| posted on 7-19-2007 at 01:52 PM |
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I guess we now know who is hung like a thimble around this joint.
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| posted on 7-19-2007 at 07:47 PM |
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....I could never ever make it as a porn star but that's ok. I have overheard Mrs Fiber talking with her cousins about sex etc....she's told all of
them I am king kong. It doesn't matter that I'm not....but they THINK I am so everytime I go strutting into the nail shop or to family gatherings I
feel like that guy in those commercials for that schlong enhancement supplement (name slips my mind).
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Karupt
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| posted on 7-19-2007 at 07:51 PM |
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King Kong? Not Godzilla? she is becoming American.
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| posted on 7-19-2007 at 08:25 PM |
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fiber, when she says " he like my king dong.' she's not talking about your girth.
she's talking about your propensity to take her 12" dildo up her ass
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| posted on 7-20-2007 at 06:57 AM |
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If my old lady keeps on aggravating me with chores and trips to see her family I'm gonna fly in a barely legal jap to take her place.
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| posted on 7-20-2007 at 07:30 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BJMIKE
my old lady |
I would rather be called the "c" word than my old lady. It's disrespectful, deragatory and white trash.
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| posted on 7-20-2007 at 08:32 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Karupt
Japenese Women go the extra mile for men
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they pretty much have to because they're so goddamn ugly.
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BJMIKE
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| posted on 7-20-2007 at 02:48 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by KCsportsnut
| Quote: | Originally posted by BJMIKE
my old lady |
I would rather be called the "c" word than my old lady. It's disrespectful, deragatory and white trash. |
Shut up, cunt.
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| posted on 7-20-2007 at 03:12 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by KCsportsnut
| Quote: | Originally posted by BJMIKE
my old lady |
I would rather be called the "c" word than my old lady. It's disrespectful, deragatory and white trash. |
I figured thats how you introduced Twisted.
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| posted on 7-20-2007 at 03:36 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by BJMIKE
| Quote: | Originally posted by KCsportsnut
| Quote: | Originally posted by BJMIKE
my old lady |
I would rather be called the "c" word than my old lady. It's disrespectful, deragatory and white trash. |
Shut up, cunt. |
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KCsportsnut
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| posted on 7-20-2007 at 03:37 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Stromyle
| Quote: | Originally posted by KCsportsnut
| Quote: | Originally posted by BJMIKE
my old lady |
I would rather be called the "c" word than my old lady. It's disrespectful, deragatory and white trash. |
I figured thats how you introduced Twisted. |
When the shoe fits...
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| posted on 7-20-2007 at 11:32 PM |
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My old lady is such a cunt.
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KCsportsnut
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| posted on 7-21-2007 at 06:41 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Twisted
My old lady is such a cunt. |
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BJMIKE
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| posted on 7-21-2007 at 07:25 AM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Twisted
My old lady is such a cunt. |
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| posted on 7-22-2007 at 02:10 PM |
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| Quote: | Originally posted by Twisted
My old lady is such a cunt. |
I know you got a major lecture when you got home for this one, but it had to have been WELL worth it.
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| posted on 8-10-2007 at 11:12 AM |
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Twisted got his ass kicked upside down for that but it was quality.
Also, Fiber, she is referring to your obesity when you roll on top of her. Not your acorn.
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