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Threat of women's pee no piddling problem for humanity

By Ryann Connell
Staff Writer

April 27, 2004

Women's weewee has the potential to wipe the Japanese off the face of the earth, screams Weekly Playboy (5/11-18).

And changes in the Tokyo Bay environment suggest this is no piddling problem.

"Marine life (in Tokyo Bay) has gradually been developing female characteristics for years and it was generally thought that this was caused by hormone balancing disrupting substances in the environment that people have been talking about for a few years now," a scientific journalist tells Weekly Playboy. "Actually, though, a Tokyo Metropolitan Government study has showed that the greatest cause of feminization of marine life has been the female hormone estrogen."

Tokyo examined hundreds of fish from 19 different breeds living in the bay, coming up with some alarming findings.

"Ovaries were found in some of the male fish. A high concentration of vitellogenin, a female protein, was also found in the bloodstream of another male fish," a spokesman for the Tokyo Metropolitan Government tells Weekly Playboy. "We see one of the major reasons for the feminization of the fish lying in the area where they were caught. It is near a sewage drain and the concentration of female hormones in the area was about four times greater than water near the shoreline. We think the influence of female hormones in women's urine passing into the sea from the sewage treatment plant has a lot to do with the feminization of fish."

When a species loses the balance between its sexes, its survival is threatened. Some fear that eating fish carrying a high degree of female hormones could see the substances carried up the food chain and the feminization of humans begin.

Tokyo officials aren't too worried, however.

"We'll be all right if we improve the sewage treatment functions," says Kazuo Kazunami, head of the Tokyo Metropolitan Research Institute for Environmental Protection, which carried out the fishy probe.

Kazunami strongly refutes suggestions that women's pee could mean we all literally, well, piss off.

"Female hormones are also found in milk and tofu, not just fish. But just eating these foods doesn't mean the stomach or intestines are going to absorb female hormones," the scientist says, adding that the chances of the potentially lethal hormones passing up the food chain are virtually nil.

Not everybody is as confident, however.

"Every woman has estrogen, so it's not like you can legislate against it like you can with other hormone balance disrupting substances like dioxin or PCBs. Natural female hormones also work faster and stronger than the artificial substances, too," the science beat reporter tells Weekly Playboy. "Who knows how wide an effect estrogen could have on the feminization of fish? Who knows whether this won't one day affect humans? Just because we don't know what's going to happen in the future, the unknown is frightening."

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Hey, what's wrong with a little feminisation?

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I didn't know so many hormones were in urine.

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This is serious stuff. We have had similar problems in Sweden for some years. The salmon population, among many other less valuble species, in many rivers are now sterile. Prevention pills is the cause for this problem. Or that sevage treatment plants can't or doesn't know how to deal with these hormones.



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Originally posted by Ubbelubb:
This is serious stuff. We have had similar problems in Sweden for some years. The salmon population, among many other less valuble species, in many rivers are now sterile.  Prevention pills is the cause for this problem.  Or that sevage treatment plants can't or doesn't know how to deal with these hormones.



Come on! Men! With Big Juicy Tits! Women are obsolete

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Come on! Men! With Big Juicy Tits! Women are obsolete  


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Why pay for a sex change? Move to Tokyo and load up on fish.


Why move to Tokyo? Stay at home and drink from the tap.

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Originally posted by Stark Bledfast:
Why move to Tokyo?  Stay at home and drink from the tap.



I think that would depend on where 'home' is.

And then there are people like me, who stick a big filter on their tap to get all the little floating bits of who knows out.

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You're talking about porn, right?

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Originally posted by Stark Bledfast:
Male pectorals, regardless of their enlargement, are in no way an adequate substitute for the real thing.





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The human digestive system breaks down polypeptide hormones, such as estrogen, using hydrolytic enzymes in the same way it breaks down proteins from meat or vegetables. The reason it was so difficult to develop an oral birth-control pill is that protein-based hormones simply don't make it out of the human digestive tract alive. You could eat a pound of Actin (muscle protein) or a pound of estrogen - you'd get the exact same effects.
Now, sterol hormones (such as cholesterol) cannot be broken-down by the digestive tract, and are absorbed directly into the bloodstream through the small-intestine. That's how arteries clog when you eat butter.

Basically, we have nothing to fear from estrogen. It won't cause us feminization. If a sterol-based female hormone gets into the water, though, then we're in trouble.

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Originally posted by Slug:
The human digestive system breaks down polypeptide hormones, such as estrogen, using hydrolytic enzymes in the same way it breaks down proteins from meat or vegetables.
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Basically, we have nothing to fear from estrogen. It won't cause us feminization.


We are not at danger, but most aquatic organisms since they absorb the hormones through osmosis.

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And I'd be the last person on Earth complaining about a shift of the male-female ratio to the latter side.

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Well, actually I don't care if a fish is male or female or both. As long as it tastes good, I'm happy. I never happen to know the gender of the fish I just ate anyway.

Seriously, it sounds to me as if this just happens near sewers. Farther away, the concentration of whatever it is becomes so low that it doesn't effect anything anymore. And I'm not sure if I want to eat fish that lives near sewers anyway.

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Originally posted by Arion:
Well, actually I don't care if a fish is male or female or both. As long as it tastes good, I'm happy.


Amen.

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Seriously, it sounds to me as if this just happens near sewers. Farther away, the concentration of whatever it is becomes so low that it doesn't effect anything anymore. And I'm not sure if I want to eat fish that lives near sewers anyway.


Makes sense to me.

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Originally posted by Rickton:
I didn't know so many hormones were in urine.



Yeah. That is how pregnancy tests work.

This is hilarious. I'm all for more females. I figure that if it increases the chances of humans surviving, males just might have to breed more.

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Though it seems funny, Ubbelubb pointed out that it can make salmon and other fish sterile. If it spread enough and became a widescale problem, this could seriously reduce the amount of fish left in the oceans and lakes. It isn't going to happen, as things will change around if that outcome has a good chance of happening, but still something of note.

Though fish with tits would be extremely interesting.

...and awesome.

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