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Old 10-31-2007, 12:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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"This product is going to change masturbation techniques across the world forever," Shigemitsu Moto, president of adult toy maker Daihaku, boasts to Asahi Geino (10/25). "I can say with all confidence that it's revolutionary."

Daihaku's Takumi is indeed unprecedented.

It works by exchanging electronic signals input into video images that trigger internal motors so the action on screen matches the way the masturbation aid moves.

Asahi Geino notes that Takumi is designed to be worn over the erect male organ. Takumi's six internal engines are designed to simulate as closely as possible ministrations that can be administered to that tool, including being gripped with fingers, having its tip licked, lapping along the stalk, powerful sucking and movement of the lips.

When Daihaku displayed a prototype of the Takumi at an adult exposition in Las Vegas last year, it got people raving about its effectiveness.

Daihaku's Moto says he has already had discussions with adult movie companies to put signals into their films that would activate the Takumi. That would allow Takumi users to attach the apparatus to their anatomy while watching an adult movie featuring their favorite fellating female and pretend it was her doing her dexterous duty on his digit while the tool copies her every move.

Moto says the Takumi will go on sale in Japan this December and will undergo further "evolutions" as technology improves.

"By placing electronic signals in movies and developing special software," Moto tells Asahi Geino, "we'll be able to provide the most realistic, most pleasurable virtual sex in the world." (By Ryann Connell)

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Old 10-31-2007, 12:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Peace females. You are no longer required. We'll call when we want babies.


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"Make it bigger for non-asians."

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Old 10-31-2007, 12:24 AM   #3 (permalink)
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The whole having sex with a robot thing is getting closer and closer to being a reality
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Old 10-31-2007, 12:30 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I can just imagine the sales in japan. Then when they come out with those real-life dolls with built-in Takumi. Japanese people will fucking go EXTINCT!
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I can just imagine the sales in japan. Then when they come out with those real-life dolls with built-in Takumi. Japanese people will fucking go EXTINCT!
I think that's gonna be a worldwide issue eventually
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Old 10-31-2007, 12:32 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 10-31-2007, 01:42 AM   #8 (permalink)
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if its anything like those fucking "massage" chairs at the mall, it goes no where near my dick.
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Old 10-31-2007, 04:00 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I wonder how much it costs, and if it comes with 3-D glasses.
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Brb moving to Japan.
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if its anything like those fucking "massage" chairs at the mall, it goes no where near my dick.
Fucking ditto there lol.
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:29 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I wonder how much it will cost as well lol
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I wonder how much it will cost as well lol
I'm sure the initial release will be quite expensive, but the cost shouldn't take too terribly long to drop.
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I wonder how much it will cost as well lol
I'm sure the initial release will be quite expensive, but the cost shouldn't take too terribly long to drop.
Yeah, at first only rich movie stars and singers will probably be able to afford it.
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I wonder how much it will cost as well lol
I'm sure the initial release will be quite expensive, but the cost shouldn't take too terribly long to drop.
Yeah, at first only rich movie stars and singers will probably be able to afford it.
Oh so the people who don't need it the most??
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Old 10-31-2007, 04:40 PM   #17 (permalink)
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And so mankind continues it's decent into de-evolution.
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Old 10-31-2007, 04:55 PM   #18 (permalink)
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And so mankind continues it's decent into de-evolution.
Fuck you, this shit could end wars.

When you're too busy fucking robots, you can't start shit with people. The age of prosperity commences.

And the age of cleaning products.

Lots and lots of cleaning products.
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Start investing into robot cleaner product companies while they are cheap.
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LOL, brilliant.
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I wonder how much it will cost as well lol
I'm sure the initial release will be quite expensive, but the cost shouldn't take too terribly long to drop.
Yeah, at first only rich and extremely UGLY movie stars and singers will probably be able to afford it.
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Old 10-31-2007, 09:21 PM   #22 (permalink)
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I wonder how much it will cost as well lol
I'm sure the initial release will be quite expensive, but the cost shouldn't take too terribly long to drop.
Yeah, at first only Michael Chiklis will probably be able to afford it.
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I've bought porn once in my life and regretted it right after I busted my nut. I can only imagine how regretful one might feel after shelling out bills for something like this and then busting their nut.

I mean, isn't it perfectly natural to lose interest in something after you climax? So isn't this an essentially really expensive waste of money no matter how you look at it? Not to mention it's really pathetic, just use your hand for Christ's sake!
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I've bought porn once in my life and regretted it right after I busted my nut. I can only imagine how regretful one might feel after shelling out bills for something like this and then busting their nut.

I mean, isn't it perfectly natural to lose interest in something after you climax? So isn't this an essentially really expensive waste of money no matter how you look at it? Not to mention it's really pathetic, just use your hand for Christ's sake!
Paying cash for just 2 hours of porn, or paying cash for something that'd change depending on what porn you watched.
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I've bought porn once in my life and regretted it right after I busted my nut. I can only imagine how regretful one might feel after shelling out bills for something like this and then busting their nut.

I mean, isn't it perfectly natural to lose interest in something after you climax? So isn't this an essentially really expensive waste of money no matter how you look at it? Not to mention it's really pathetic, just use your hand for Christ's sake!
Paying cash for just 2 hours of porn, or paying cash for something that'd change depending on what porn you watched.
Cheaper than 3 months of dating.
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Humanity is fucking screwed if this thing is as good as they say it is.
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Sex has already been obsolete for years. This would merely decrease the number of unwanted pregnancies.

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Yeah, at first only rich movie stars and singers will probably be able to afford it.
So basically...the people who wouldn't need it because they have a sea of preteen sluts flocking to them?
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Sex has already been obsolete for years. This would merely decrease the number of unwanted pregnancies.

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Yeah, at first only rich movie stars and singers will probably be able to afford it.
So basically...the people who wouldn't need it because they have a sea of preteen sluts flocking to them?
pretty sure the target is any rich loser who can't get laid or doesn't want to bother. As time goes on they'll just be selling to poorer losers
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Sex has already been obsolete for years. This would merely decrease the number of unwanted pregnancies.

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Yeah, at first only rich movie stars and singers will probably be able to afford it.
So basically...the people who wouldn't need it because they have a sea of preteen sluts flocking to them?
pretty sure the target is any rich loser who can't get laid or doesn't want to bother. As time goes on they'll just be selling to poorer losers
Well, you might not agree... but I don't consider someone who just wants to bypass the bullshit and get to the pleasure a loser.
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fucking win!

although, i hope it will be cheaper than getting a woman. HAH!

The phrase "pussy whipped" will be rarely used, after this!
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