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controler
01-31-2008, 10:31 AM
http://mdn.mainichi.jp/culture/waiwai/news/20080131p2g00m0dm014000c.html

Japan is in dire straights. The population is declining, people are marrying later, having fewer children, if any at all. And Spa! (1/29) says one of the major reasons for the dilemma is that as many as 70 percent of younger men are unable to achieve vaginal ejaculation.

"They've got no erection problems and they can masturbate perfectly normally, but there has been a massive increase, particularly among those in their 20s and 30s, who are suffering from vaginal ejaculation disorder, or an inability to ejaculate inside the vagina," Koichi Nagao, a urologist at the Toho University Omori Medical Center, tells Spa! "It's the most common dysfunction I have to deal with among people who come to the clinic. It leads to problems in the home, fertility problems and, in the worst cases, divorce."

Though there's no data available on exactly how many Japanese men are actually suffering from vaginal ejaculation disorder, a soapland brothel worker the magazine gives as its source says over her many years of servicing male clients, it would have to be around 70 percent.

"Young guys in particular. I'd say for every 10 guys, only about three come inside," the woman says. "There has definitely been an increase in the number of guys who'll finish themselves by hand, guys who leave without coming and guys who only want to talk."

Tsueno Akaeda, a doctor who runs a clinic in Tokyo's Roppongi, agrees with urologist Nagao.

"There are definitely more people with vaginal ejaculation disorder than there used to be," he says. "There has been incredible progress made in masturbation goods and there are plenty of people who can ejaculate into an artificial vagina, but not the real thing. I get more than a few men come to see me about that. And those in their 20s and 30s have grown up watching adult movies. They find masturbation easier and more satisfying than intercourse."

Experts say one of the main reasons men develop vaginal ejaculation disorder is that they learn how to masturbate using methods that feel distinctly different from vaginas, such as rubbing up against pillows or lying face down and moving back and forward for stimulation until climax.

"Naturally picking up somewhat unnatural methods has to be the main reason," Nagao says. "Or, some guys obtain pleasure from some method they've happened to discover almost by accident and keep on doing it that way. It used to be that your bad buddies would tell you the best way to jerk off."

That's not to say that doing it by hand is a preferable solution, either.

"Incorrect methods aren't the only problem. Gripping it too strongly or moving too quickly during masturbation are also methods that bring sensations radically different to an actual vagina," Nagao says. "Ejaculation is stress-relieving, so there's a mentality problem involved as well because guys grip themselves firmer or move their hands faster because they want to feel pleasure as quickly as possible."

Pshrink Katsumi Harima agrees with Nagao that mental issues are involved with the onset of vaginal ejaculation disorder.

"Sex is too accessible for young people nowadays, what with adult movies and Internet porn," Harima tells Spa! "They're too used to the virtual world, which means when they find things like a woman who doesn't have porn star looks, is sweaty, or doesn't moan as loud as they're expecting, they become unable to ejaculate." (By Ryann Connell)

(Mainichi Japan) January 31, 2008

T-boner
01-31-2008, 10:34 AM
Once you've gone Real Doll...

Thaddy
01-31-2008, 10:35 AM
Wow, I'm blanking here...

handlestolen
01-31-2008, 10:35 AM
i blame it on fattys.

Asinine
01-31-2008, 10:35 AM
What they need to do is move away from hentai that revolves around aliens abducting women and spooging on their face, to good old fashion creampie porn.

USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!

Funker
01-31-2008, 10:36 AM
Them there Japs, they is way ahead of us.

Satan
01-31-2008, 10:38 AM
ah... the ol' rubbing it on a pillow technique....

camshaftprelube
01-31-2008, 10:39 AM
What they need to do is move away from hentai that revolves around aliens abducting women and spooging on their face, to good old fashion creampie porn.

USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!

God damned right!

hikeeba
01-31-2008, 10:39 AM
Something something 'Penis not mightier than the sword' joke.

hotelprowrx
01-31-2008, 10:41 AM
"Incorrect methods aren't the only problem. Gripping it too strongly or moving too quickly during masturbation are also methods that bring sensations radically different to an actual vagina," Nagao says. "Ejaculation is stress-relieving, so there's a mentality problem involved as well because guys grip themselves firmer or move their hands faster because they want to feel pleasure as quickly as possible."

Pshrink Katsumi Harima agrees with Nagao that mental issues are involved with the onset of vaginal ejaculation disorder.

"Sex is too accessible for young people nowadays, what with adult movies and Internet porn," Harima tells Spa! "They're too used to the virtual world, which means when they find things like a woman who doesn't have porn star looks, is sweaty, or doesn't moan as loud as they're expecting, they become unable to ejaculate."

I love the end...(who doesn't) but the last comment:lol::lol::lol:.

Moan wench...talk dirty to me! Wait, are you sweating? Whoa....unclean wench, get me some anime NOW and a sock!!! No I don't want you...get me Sailor Moon NOW

handlestolen
01-31-2008, 10:42 AM
Something something 'Penis not mightier than the sword' joke.


the hand is mightier than the vaj

Asinine
01-31-2008, 10:43 AM
Them there Japs, they is way ahead of us.
Hmmmm, I wonder if we should start sending Japanese porn and masturbation aids to India, China, and Mexico...

NJSwamplands
01-31-2008, 10:43 AM
paging dr squirrel

Funker
01-31-2008, 10:44 AM
Hmmmm, I wonder if we should start sending Japanese porn and masturbation aids to India, China, and Mexico...

And Real Doll brothels.

-Kevlar-
01-31-2008, 01:17 PM
i prefer to end "in hand"....

Silver_SportTrac
01-31-2008, 01:21 PM
:lol: That's hilarious! :lol:































....it's "Children of Men"!@ It's happening in Japan!!!!

D_Ras
01-31-2008, 01:21 PM
so OT group adventure to japan to solve problems? i mean were all about trying to help out right?

MikeCee
01-31-2008, 01:31 PM
What they need to do is move away from hentai that revolves around aliens abducting women and spooging on their face, to good old fashion creampie porn.

USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!

Does anyone know why most porn isn't creampie??? It's way better than rubbing one off. Is it considered rude in the porn industry?

FiveDoorSVT
01-31-2008, 01:35 PM
so OT group adventure to japan to solve problems? i mean were all about trying to help out right?
OT Ejac Squad...Bravely finishing inside....for the salvation of humanity itself.

D_Ras
01-31-2008, 01:40 PM
im in, sign me up, ill give those women the best ten seconds they've ever had.

nhat
01-31-2008, 01:42 PM
they probably need piles of steaming **** covering the girl's face to get off...

ZMANNH25rs
01-31-2008, 01:46 PM
problems cumming in a vag ? Hell...I could finish in a bowl of fire ants.

The Japanese are so crazy they would probably pay for you to finish in their women...I smell a good business opportunity...and some Maguro...at least I think it's Maguro.

somebody else
01-31-2008, 01:46 PM
they probably need piles of steaming **** covering the girl's face to get off...Jeeze, nhat, they're not German. You are confusing weird perversions of our WWII enemies.

____


I believe the problem is that the little geishas have stretched out their pussies by reaming them out with oversized prosthetic peni (dildos). Tighten up those kegel muscles, you loose, sloppy anime geishas!

http://munchies.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/gogo1.jpg?w=130&h=200

Akirasoft
01-31-2008, 01:49 PM
you know, that doesn't sound all that far fetched. I've, uh, known someone who had/has a similar problem.

nhat
01-31-2008, 01:49 PM
i thought zee germans were more into watersports! :confused:

oh wait...it's the guys that need the piles of steaming **** on their face! sorry i forgot who does the pooping over there :lol:

RastaMon
01-31-2008, 01:51 PM
Just rub one out and at the last second stick it in her. But somehow that's probably too easy for the Japanese to think of, I imagine their solution will include robots, Hello Kitty, and possibly some type of octopus.

amukaoen
01-31-2008, 01:53 PM
This can't possibly be true.

How can you come by hand but not by vaginal intercourse?

tbert
01-31-2008, 01:58 PM
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Akirasoft
01-31-2008, 02:07 PM
This can't possibly be true.

How can you come by hand but not by vaginal intercourse?

pretty easy... hand = perfect tightness everytime?

Paraskass
01-31-2008, 02:10 PM
I had to stop watching porn to find real pleasure in sex again. So did my friend.

The last part of the article is spot on.

RastaMon
01-31-2008, 02:12 PM
I do not dispute the truth to this, I'm sure many men around the world are like this.

Paraskass
01-31-2008, 02:14 PM
also, it's because men are visual.

with porn, you see everything, from every angle. when you're ****ing a girl in real life you can't see as much, you don't see the perfect closeup you like... so guys that watch to much porn can't match the visual stimulation they've grown to love.

not watching porn for 2 or 3 weeks will solve the problem.

they should use me as a testor. Have me wack off to porn and **** girls for 2 weeks... then have me not watch porn and **** girls for 2 weeks. note the differences... either way, I win.

X-Factor
01-31-2008, 02:16 PM
Are the Japanese going teh ghey? "I can't cum inside you as it's against my sexuality, so can we just lay here and talk?"

John C
01-31-2008, 02:20 PM
I imagine their solution will include robots, Hello Kitty, and possibly some type of octopus.

:lol::lol: Japanese culture in a nutshell. :)

I suppose when you live in a society with the largest per capita porn industry in the world filling your head with hyper-cute, hyper-sexualised chicks in school uniforms and white knee-socks....and...and....unf. Oh dear.

controler
01-31-2008, 02:21 PM
they should use me as a testor. Have me wack off to porn and **** girls for 2 weeks... then have me not watch porn and **** girls for 2 weeks. note the differences... either way, I win.

And the rest of us lose. :unamused:

Paraskass
01-31-2008, 02:32 PM
:lol::lol: Japanese culture in a nutshell. :)

I suppose when you live in a society with the largest per capita porn industry in the world filling your head with hyper-cute, hyper-sexualised chicks in school uniforms and white knee-socks....and...and....unf. Oh dear.

reminds me of that family guy when peter becomes a bully and he's in the kitchen saying:

"hot asian chicks. yeah, they'll do what you want. don't be scared, me big american man"

WHTWRX
01-31-2008, 02:33 PM
This would not be a problem if the kids in Japan were not being set up with unrealistic expectations of how the Japanese female should develop:

http://www.defenestrationmag.net/images/ghost_in_the_shell_f.jpg


Compared to Major Kusanagi, the average Japanese girl is :sadbanana:

Hamsterstyle
01-31-2008, 02:33 PM
I've been thinking we need to go tour Japan. What are their child support laws like?

vapore0n
01-31-2008, 02:35 PM
I need to visit Japan....

I could be the young woman's savior :banana:

Impreza25
01-31-2008, 02:35 PM
Sq2.0 and I are WAYYY ahead of you guys.

Impreza25
01-31-2008, 02:36 PM
This would not be a problem if the kids in Japan were not being set up with unrealistic expectations of how the Japanese female should develop:

http://www.defenestrationmag.net/images/ghost_in_the_shell_f.jpg


Compared to Major Kusanagi, the average Japanese girl is :sadbanana:

Uh...the Major is a guy FYI...:unamused:

zombiefeedingtime
01-31-2008, 02:37 PM
I had to stop watching porn to find real pleasure in sex again. So did my friend.

The last part of the article is spot on.

12345.

Dr Drew on loveline calls it the Jackhammer syndrome. Basically we get so used to our own hand/pressure/friction that a vajayjay can't cut it.

Master2192
01-31-2008, 02:38 PM
Uh...the Major is a guy FYI...:unamused:

NOW you see the problem???