Wanton women cry that men jerk their shot and miss the real target

[h22chen]

Japan is in dire straights. The population is declining, people are marrying later, having fewer children, if any at all. And Spa! (1/29) says one of the major reasons for the dilemma is that as many as 70 percent of younger men are unable to achieve vaginal ejaculation.
"They've got no erection problems and they can masturbate perfectly normally, but there has been a massive increase, particularly among those in their 20s and 30s, who are suffering from vaginal ejaculation disorder, or an inability to ejaculate inside the vagina," Koichi Nagao, a urologist at the Toho University Omori Medical Center, tells Spa! "It's the most common dysfunction I have to deal with among people who come to the clinic. It leads to problems in the home, fertility problems and, in the worst cases, divorce."
Though there's no data available on exactly how many Japanese men are actually suffering from vaginal ejaculation disorder, a soapland brothel worker the magazine gives as its source says over her many years of servicing male clients, it would have to be around 70 percent.
"Young guys in particular. I'd say for every 10 guys, only about three come inside," the woman says. "There has definitely been an increase in the number of guys who'll finish themselves by hand, guys who leave without coming and guys who only want to talk."
Tsueno Akaeda, a doctor who runs a clinic in Tokyo's Roppongi, agrees with urologist Nagao.
"There are definitely more people with vaginal ejaculation disorder than there used to be," he says. "There has been incredible progress made in masturbation goods and there are plenty of people who can ejaculate into an artificial vagina, but not the real thing. I get more than a few men come to see me about that. And those in their 20s and 30s have grown up watching adult movies. They find masturbation easier and more satisfying than intercourse."
Experts say one of the main reasons men develop vaginal ejaculation disorder is that they learn how to masturbate using methods that feel distinctly different from vaginas, such as rubbing up against pillows or lying face down and moving back and forward for stimulation until climax.
"Naturally picking up somewhat unnatural methods has to be the main reason," Nagao says. "Or, some guys obtain pleasure from some method they've happened to discover almost by accident and keep on doing it that way. It used to be that your bad buddies would tell you the best way to jerk off."
That's not to say that doing it by hand is a preferable solution, either.
"Incorrect methods aren't the only problem. Gripping it too strongly or moving too quickly during masturbation are also methods that bring sensations radically different to an actual vagina," Nagao says. "Ejaculation is stress-relieving, so there's a mentality problem involved as well because guys grip themselves firmer or move their hands faster because they want to feel pleasure as quickly as possible."
Pshrink Katsumi Harima agrees with Nagao that mental issues are involved with the onset of vaginal ejaculation disorder.
"Sex is too accessible for young people nowadays, what with adult movies and Internet porn," Harima tells Spa! "They're too used to the virtual world, which means when they find things like a woman who doesn't have porn star looks, is sweaty, or doesn't moan as loud as they're expecting, they become unable to ejaculate." (By Ryann Connell)
（Mainichi Japan） January 31, 2008



http://mdn.mainichi.jp/culture/waiwai/news/20080131p2g00m0dm014000c.html

[MoFo]

As a morale obligation, Im going to Japan to play my part.

[Asheren]

Man of the world unite we must help poor japanese women.

[Kaptein_LJ55]

That sucks for the women, lol

[h22chen]

I find this news amusing, but if this is not acceptable, I will change it.:|

[Macs.]

That sucks for the women, lol

That really sucks for the women.

If you know what I mean.

That sucks for the women.

ITS SUCKS FOR THEM.

THIS SUCKS FOR THE WOMEN.

IT REALLY SUCKS FOR THE WOMEN.

IT REALLY SUCKS FOR THE WOMEN.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

That really sucks for the women.

If you know what I mean.

That sucks for the women.

ITS SUCKS FOR THEM.

THIS SUCKS FOR THE WOMEN.

IT REALLY SUCKS FOR THE WOMEN.

IT REALLY SUCKS FOR THE WOMEN.

What's your point?

[Ordie]

I think part of the reason is that Japanese society, especially the young, are socially isolated not only in society but within the family as well. Husbands would only spend a minimal anmount of time with thier spouces and even less time with children. Teenagers would lock themselves in thier room for months with minimal communication with exception to the internet.

It's not surprising that the women are marginalized in this whole dilemma. Many of my former Japanese female college classmates in the US would seek American boyfriends because they are treated better and make better fathers in the end. Some have returned to Japan only to return to the US for lack of opportunity both in employment and romance sector.

Perhaps the Japanese government should set up "Don Juan" schools as a means to boost the population.

[Kaptein_LJ55]

What's your point?

IT SUCKS FOR THE WOMEN!

[SOG]

Well I wouldn't say a declining population is a problem in Japan. God knows japan is packed as it is with real estate commanding a huge premium. IMO a little downsizing wouldn't hurt overall.

Besides if keeping the birthrate up ever became a central issue we know the Japanese would make some sort of freaky injection toy for their females to "utilize". Think of a Flesh Light but after the male is done it has a reverse pump mechanism for the female.

What's your point?

See what we have to deal with? Reposts. Damn writers strike.

[canofbeans]

darwin @ work?

[dacanadianbomb]

I blame the porn industry

[Breakfast in Vegas]

I'm not Japanese, but I'm big in Japan.

[zad]

I am packing my things right now while I put an add on a japanese webpage as "insemination contractor for hire", expect in the near months a incoming thread on the photos & video section of me showing my loadouts during my tour in Japan.

[Vinny_121_DDS]

WTF. This is the first time I ever heard of such problem. All the problems I hear in general (that means, all races) is pre mature ejaculation. I definitely blame the porn industry.

[Andreas]

Heehheeehhehehe... I blame Manga/ Anime

[zad]

Maybe they will do it better if they close their eyes and try to imagine that they are banging and animate cartoon or a sex doll.

[Ordie]

This thread reminds me of the Vapors song "Turning Japanese"

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Can't ...stop...laughing. Please tell me this is a joke.

[SnakeBiteLeader]

It's not surprising that the women are marginalized in this whole dilemma. Many of my former Japanese female college classmates in the US would seek American boyfriends because they are treated better and make better fathers in the end.

Are you sure that it wasn't just a convenient means to improve their Engrish?

[SnakeBiteLeader]

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[paratrooper]

Ever watch Japanese porn? What's with their moans, or shall I say cries? I think there lies the problem in being unable to end. It sounds like they're being tortured...

[zad]

Ever watch Japanese porn? What's with their moans, or shall I say cries? I think there lies the problem in being unable to end. It sounds like they're being tortured...

They are paratroper, they are...

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

It's all about bukkake. Who wants to cum in to her vagina when you can stand in a circle with 20 blokes and cum on to a girl sprawled out on a tarpaulin?


Maybe they should have this played to them...

http://www.youtube.com/v/U0kJHQpvgB8&rel=1

[deagle]

all tahts needed is more educational foreplah

[Vinny_121_DDS]

It's not surprising that the women are marginalized in this whole dilemma. Many of my former Japanese female college classmates in the US would seek American boyfriends because they are treated better and make better fathers in the end.


And white american boyfriends think that japanese girlfriends will be submissive and sh!t, only to realize it's not true and have to put up with their demands and end up shelling more money.

[SilviaK]

Maybe they should shave thier beavers.

[California Joe]

Someone sounds bitter.

I think we need a concert to raise money for "Stunt Cocks for Japan"

[Andreas]

Perhaps its the inferiority complex thing..
Since all the blokes are out palying in full loadout with pubic hair glued to their facesroflroflrofl

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=127778

[Laworkerbee]

I'm not Japanese, but I'm big in Japan.

Well played.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Ever watch Japanese porn? What's with their moans, or shall I say cries? I think there lies the problem in being unable to end. It sounds like they're being tortured...

Oh man it's awful. I can't get past it. No matter what other weird-ass, desensitizing freakiness is going on, it's just so friggin' annoying that it ruins the whole thing. Giant soap-spraying mouse robot using plastic chair leg on woman dressed as a cheese-wedge? No, no it's no good, there's that sound of a tit in a wringer again. I just wonder what the hell happened to persuade the ladies that this level of reinforcement is really necessary.

[oregongrunt]

If their women perform tricks like then do in porn, then maybe that"ll stimulate them.

[hank]

I like CJ's idea but have another name suggestion. Cock Aid. We can get Peter North to head it up kind of like Willie and Farm Aid. It would be huge. We could shower the Japanese with aid. It would be an eruption of support for these poor lost souls.

I'm done.

hank

[Mu-Meson]

You certainly are done, hank. Need a cigarette perhaps?

[Macs.]

Hey guys, don't be so hard on them !

[Clayton Gold]

http://fotos.hondaclub.com.ar/data/501/legendary-thread.jpg

[hank]

Mu-Meson and Macs are right. We should soften our position a little on this issue. There is really no point in being rigid about it. A little flexibility could go a long way to addressing this needs of these poor lads and maiden.

hank

[2Sheds_Jackson]

I was worried that one of the other mods might shut down the thread due to the subject matter. But it's good to see that they can all bend without breaking.

[Macs.]

Yeah, atleast no one shot a load of infractions into this thread.

[ronnieraygun]

Yeah, atleast no one shot a load of infractions into this thread.

http://www.kevininscoe.com/pub/lol.jpg

[Meatwad]

Damn, somone already made a doll and robot joke. I got nothing.

[Hot Lips]

A concert? Peter North? A broad?

Your country needs you fellas! I think it's a matter of national defense to stay home and fill gaps within our own system before diving head first into matters of International relations and raising awareness on issues penetrating society today.

Here's to Hot Dogs and Warm Apple Pie!

http://www.costumeshop.us.com/images_templ/patriotic-uniforms-f-ico.jpg

[GoSka37]

Here's to Hot Dogs and Warm Apple Pie!


What are you trying to say here?

[Hot Lips]

Rise to the occassion and be patriotic?

[California Joe]

http://www.hobbyistsoftware.com/Initiate-backgrounds/Iwo%20Jima.jpg

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

http://www.youtube.com/v/BJqNxKdgyqM&rel=1

[hank]

That's really cool how they took that long pole, pushed it down into that dirty hole and made it stand up straight right before ol' glory shot out and covered the horizon with its essence. Love that pic.

hank

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

http://www.southwickma.org/Public_Documents/SouthwickMA_DeptPages/00092AFF-70E903AC.2/ladder.jpg

[Fargin]

Maybe hentai should come with a warning on it like on cigarette packs. Something like: "If you like pushi, maybe this isn't for you".

[Hot Lips]

That's really cool how they took that long pole, pushed it down into that dirty hole and made it stand up straight right before ol' glory shot out and covered the horizon with its essence. Love that pic.

hank


That's why I love the 4th of July. So many proudly displaying their firm patriotism by planting their steely poles in the freshly trimmed grasses of summer and raising a flag.

[Aerosoul]

http://pixjet.net/img/7d1f2c85471d9d773ff77c7475917e64/xkcd_1.png

[Morboute]

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/4180/transfam7.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[Vinny_121_DDS]

It's impossible not to have a ejaculation imo unless you jerked off 23 times a day, and on the 24th you were with the female.

[Ezekiel25:17]

japan, im coming

[Warlord]

I once met a Japanese couple in a beach resort. I was able to hit the wife twice while the husband was enjoying karaoke with some other Japanese blokes. Now I know why.

[signatory]

failed internal c*mbustion engines.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/4-Stroke-Engine.gif

[Art Vandelay]

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/3592/sadfbj8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[khalifah88]

Its a shame I am not a Seman..er...I mean sailor and um...:cantbeli:


rofl

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Oh man. Four pages. I'm gonna need about 20 minutes, some water and...oh the hell with it I'm just gonna eat some chips and fall asleep in front of Star Trek.

[signatory]

http://i26.tinypic.com/rmocv5.jpg

[Rakki]

The obvious solution is to have "public health" teachers in all Japanese schools to introduce Japanese males to the joys of vaginal sex at any early age before they become to set in their manual ways...

[Art Vandelay]

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5068/theeyestheeyesxq5bz2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Midav]

Quck! Assemble Team MP.net and let's help out those poor Japanese women ;)

[Ordie]

Here's a good ear worm for today

Enjoy....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpCcelpvkps&feature=related

[danielc]

Lol...This is too funny. I hope it's a joke though, because if it's not, what a pathetic state of affairs.

[California Joe]

List of bands to play Cock Aid? Remember it's Japan...

The Buzzcocks
Butthole Surfers
Psychedelic Furs

[Andreas]

Quickly becoming classic and archive material

[Clayton Gold]

http://lh3.google.com/_jm4FARolmSo/Ro--w5ofYPI/AAAAAAAABCo/CU2N_5rTDYQ/s800/IMG_0197.JPG

[Andreas]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=35858&d=1193596468

[Vinny_121_DDS]

I just read author michael leahy from of Porn Nation in a news piece, and he said porn ruined his marriage. Addicted to Porn (and its ahem, intended consequences) and real live sex are two completely different things.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200705/r146960_517459.jpg

[Clayton Gold]

"Cool And Unusual Punishment"

Absolute shibari, cold noodles and hot sake
The mistress bar in Roppongi is the place
For Japanese hardcore, not the kind you’re gonna find at the record store
Not the kind designed for the kind hearted

Do not pass go, do not get bail
Go directly to Osaka Jail
Where you get locked or drunk under the table

For just under 10,000 yen
You can visit hell and come back again
For the process of hurting and healing
Cake and candle wax dessert
It’s not fun ‘til someone gets hurt
Who’s the next to get hung from the ceiling

So if you want rewards and consequence
They got the cool and unusual punishments
Get on your knees for Japanese instruction
Rope and Cigarette burns, forget about any health concerns
This is pure assisted self-destruction

Kanpai and bottoms up, unhelping hands hogtie you up
One bad deed surely deserves another
Bruised from bamboo caning
Coming home try explaining this to your significant other
Good ****ing luck…

[California Joe]

I just read author michael leahy from of Porn Nation in a news piece, and he said porn ruined his marriage. Addicted to Porn (and its ahem, intended consequences) and real live sex are two completely different things.

He sounds like a douchebag looking for an excuse.

From the nation that brought you tentacle sex cartoons, schoolgirl panty vending machines and Tubgirl (always capitalized). Why should we be surprised.....

[hank]

I'd push for the following Cock Aid bands. There will of course be stiff competition, but these bands would make great insertions to the lineup. I'm sure some of our other members can make worthwhile suggestions of bands to pump right into the lineup as well.

Deep Purple
Hole
Driveshaft (in an alternate Lost reality)
Slowhand (Eric Clapton)
Violent Femmes (but only if the play Blister in the Sun)
Englebert Humperdink
Jimi Hendrix
Cream

This can and should go on forever.

hank

[h22chen]

It seems we already have a cadre of volunteers.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

http://www.lifedynamix.com/articles/files/iStockSpilledMilkB.jpg

[perdurabo]

Man of the world unite we must help poor japanese women.
i think we could start our tournee in moscow go by their transsiberian rail and healp as meany russian women it would be great foreplay before japan p-)

[h22chen]

From rough to well trained, pretty good strategy.

[h22chen]

Maybe this machine will help them with this problem?
http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=128037

[DeathB4Dishonor]

I blame the porn industry

Rom Jeremy...that ****er!

[Breakfast in Vegas]

i think we could start our tournee in moscow go by their transsiberian rail and healp as meany russian women it would be great foreplay before japan p-)
Russian women don't need any help. If they want something they go out and get it. Only country where I have felt I was being used and abused. )

[MoFo]

Only country where I have felt I was being used and abused.

So is that a complaint or compliment? p-)

[Breakfast in Vegas]

So is that a complaint or compliment? p-)
Well I keep going back for more "abuse"... )

[MoFo]

Well I keep going back for more "abuse"... )

High-Five!

[h22chen]

Can any Japanese members or people who lives in Japan verify the validity of the news? and/or the reliability of the news agency? Omega7? GaijenSamurai? what are your thoughts?

[SnakeBiteLeader]

Can any Japanese members or people who lives in Japan verify the validity of the news? and/or the reliability of the news agency? Omega7? GaijenSamurai? what are your thoughts?

The article orginally comes from SPA! magazine, which is basically a tabloid, so ,you know.

[h22chen]

Good to know, thanks. Looks like Tabloids do have a sense of humor. Ha ha.