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Name: Stanley
Birthday: 11/13/1987


Interests: What else? Pie.
Expertise: Perfection to the point of procrastination.


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Monday, June 30, 2008

In the Navy...

Really the army, but who doesn't love the Village People? One big happy bundle of sticks. Tom Dicking Harry is the motto of the day.

Anyway. I've decided to join the Army as a linguist. BUT. I'm too fat.

le sigh.

So I'll be working hard to fix that in the next few weeks. While learning to drive. While tutoring my cousin in Japanese. Man, I should get paid, but I don't wanna do that to him. omg then there'll maybe be basic training. or maybe it'll be back to school until I graduate... which is the whole reason I'm doing this... plus... It'll prolly be a free ticket to Japan which I've been wishing for since 7th grade. Then I'll get made fun of by the locals about how not Japanese I am. Then I'll slap them in the face with my penis and they'll concede to my unforgivable blackness. All the women and children will be afraid. ????... Then I'll be ruler of the world.


Tuesday, June 10, 2008

House music is back in me! After months of listening to Killswitch Engage and other forms of metal music at "school", I found a song thanks to the Godsend that Music Choice is on Digital Cable called Breathe by Blaze (The Ashley Beedle Vocal Mix).

Um...

Today is the 10th.

Wednesday.

Still listening to that song.

It's pretty long.

It's a distraction from sweating balls.

...

It's so hot... I wish it was fall.

Hear about that murderer in Akiha?

That fool deserves to be shot in front of Japan. I'd watch.

And they should do something about their pussy police officers.

And the 2ch'ers wanting to do whatever to the idiots posing on TV coverage.

Bah.


Monday, May 26, 2008

http://mdn.mainichi.jp/culture/waiwai/news/20080524p2g00m0dm005000c.html


Truly love hotels are places where anything goes. Or comes. As another Tokyo hotel manager relates, "About six months ago, a man called down to the front desk, and in a panic-stricken voice asked for immediate assistance.

"When I rushed into his room, I saw a naked woman, who from her looks appeared to be in her early 30s. She'd passed out.

"I wasn't sure what I should do, but just then the woman suddenly regained consciousness and exclaimed, 'Where am I?' and began screaming at the top of her lungs. I suppose it was because she didn't recognize me and was startled. But believe me, at this point I was probably as scared as she was."

After recovering his composure, the manager was finally able to piece together what had occurred.

"The woman's skin was flushed pink, and she was sopping wet from her hips to her thighs. I suppose she had climaxed so intensely she'd lost consciousness, and her boyfriend panicked and phoned the office.

"But even if he seemed to be at a loss for words, I got the feeling he was acting smugly. I suppose in some twisted way, he was proud of himself." (By Masuo Kamiyama, contributing writer)

LOL. Thank you Mainichi Shimbun.


Thursday, May 15, 2008

Life...

Wow. I've hit a brick wall. Owe some monies to RIT so I prolly won't be going back next fall... I dunno what I want to do with myself. Gotta tell my roomies I won't be there in the fall... I just need some direction really... Gotta advance on my language studies first and foremost I guess... Then work on paying shit off so I can go to school in NYC I guess... Develop some contacts... But damn...

Well... I gotta stop living off of ramen noodles/rice, ground beef, and whatever herbs/spices/condiments I throw into the concoction... That means going home... I have $0 right now. It's amazing how long $20 and a few freebies from friends here and there can last. I should be going back to work in Central Park for the summer...

Shit is crazy. Makes me want to hit up some walls... But with the shit a lot of writers are going through nowadays... It's not worth it. Canvas is expensive though... Maybe later when shit is on track. Pencil and paper is good enough. Gotta develop the artistic juices. After school... Fuckin' a.

I dunno... ._.


Friday, March 14, 2008

Oh yes, the oldest trick.

I feel like a champ.

I thought I had the curvy girl lined up and ready, but she's been fiddlin' and foodlin' w/ another of the brothers. Thankfully, I had the salt. Plan B's done, time for plan A.

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(Word, I'm crazy. This is why I never talk about shit face to face w/ people close to the involved parties... except for that one time senior year, but one was like 25 yards away and another was 5 yards... btw, was it obvious then? I always think it's obvious and I don't like that... but yeah. that was a solo roller coaster ride [mostly anyway] and it wasn't worth it. I was about to do that shit again too... XD)
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Can't let shit get to your head, cuz all it is is shit. Tomorrow exists for a reason.



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