Get out your notepads, guys, because this item from Asahi Geino (2/28) warrants a short Japanese language lesson.

First word: "Fera."

The Japanese abbreviation for fellatio (oral sex performed on a male).

Second word: "Shimei."

Literally, "to point to a name." When used in the pink trade, it refers to requesting a specific female attendant by name.

Third word: "Fuzoku."

Literally "ways of the world." In the generic sense, any type of pink business.

Put 'em all together, and you've got a sex shop where customers get to choose who serves them oral sex.

Although the recent crackdowns on pink businesses has taken much of the wind from Tokyo's sails, it seems that down Nagoya way, the sex shops — in the form of "fashion health" massage parlors, pink salons and new "deai cafes" with cute young waitresses on their menu — are booming as never before.

So Asahi Geino's reporter hops the Shinkansen to see what he could, um, come up with.

He was not disappointed. Japan's third-largest urban area boasts thriving neon enclaves catering to randy tomcats.

"There are plenty of 'kyan pubs' (referred to in Tokyo as pink salons) where you get to grope the employees' breasts before you make your selection," he's told by a knowledgeable insider. "But if you take the train a couple of stops to Station X — 15 minutes outside Nagoya (alas, the actual name is not provided) — you can experience a place with "Fera Shimei Service."

At this shop, which is said to have been in operation for over 20 years, customers are invited to test which employee is equipped with a "meiki."

Literally translated as a "famous vessel," "meiki" when sex is involved, typically refers to a female reproductive organ that provides particularly pleasant receptacle for accommodating a frisking phallus. But, as we shall soon see, meiki in this case refers to her mouth.

It was a frigid February evening. Exiting Station X, our reporter walked about 10 minutes to an establishment he identifies only as "Club C."

"We recommend the 40 minute course for 10,000 yen," an employee of the shop greets him at the entrance. "For that, you'll get short sample blow jobs from three girls, with each spending two to three minutes on you. Based on that, you can pick the one you like for going all the way."

"Kore da gyaa. Machigai nai myaa" (this place is definitely the real thing) raves our reporter in mock Nagoya dialect.

Using a pen-size flashlight to guide the reporter through the darkened establishment, the club employee leads him to his seat. The shop interior is almost completely blacked out, but he can hear the humming of the hussies' hushed voices.

After a five-minute wait at his table, a female voice addresses him.

"Sorry to have kept you waiting. It's really chilly tonight, isn't it?"

She introduces herself as Miyabi, and without delay commences giving her attention to the reporter's "bat." Her technique involves a lot of light flicks of the tongue, and she also applies plenty of saliva.

During this two-minute session in near pitch blackness, the reporter lets his hands wander over Miyabi's anterior and posterior, and comes to the conclusion, somewhat disappointedly, that she was probably in her 30s.

Miyabi departs and is replaced by the petite young Mai, who, making sounds the reporter describes in onomatopoeic terms as "chiro-chiro," alternates her tongue from side, underside, side again, and underside again, all the while manipulating his shaft with a firm left-handed grip.

She wasn't all that sexy, though, and he begins anticipating who will be the third.

Saya, a gal in her mid-20s fairly generously endowed with C-cup breasts, then greets him heartily. And is soon sucking away, taking him in all the way to her uvula and adding a few vigorous hand twists in what is known as a "spiral" blowjob, issuing "jyupyu-jyupyu" slurping sounds as she works.

After Saya departs, Asahi Geino's reporter takes a swig of beer and ponders his options. The first two gals were both skilled, but when push comes to shove, Saya's service was superb. So he requests her to return to perform the coup de grace.

"Do you want it done rapidly or slowly?" she asks him.

"Both, in that order," came his reply. He soon felt her warm saliva lubricating his member.

"Servicing him with another high-speed spiral session, she slows, then speeds up. He was expecting to reach a sticky crescendo, but suddenly she detaches her lips and slips off her panties, assumes a horizontal position on the floor and pulls him atop her.

What transpires here is conveyed by a single Chinese character, "HI," enclosed in a circle. Pronounced "maruhi," it means "top secret." Asahi Geino readers are invited to come … to their own conclusions. Or plan their own visit to Nagoya as soon as the opportunity avails. They won't be disappointed. (By Masuo Kamiyama, contributing writer)

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