Angels of mercy turn tricks of the trade to nurse patients back to good health...from WaiWai
Newspaper extract from WaiWai (Japan's version of Singapore's WanBao)...well... i don't know how true these reports are...for reading pleasure..
Angels of mercy turn tricks of the trade to nurse patients back to good health
Ah, autumn -- the best time of the year. Especially if you're in Japan and about to be hospitalized. As Shukan Taishu (11/21) reports, that's when nursing school students begin their second semester, and move out of the classroom and into hospital wards, where they begin to put theory into practice with um, hands-on practical experience. This, of course, includes serious stuff, like taking vital measurements, such as pulse and respiration, blood pressure, body temperature and so on. But it also gives you a chance to get a tender sponge bath by a sweet young thing.
But according to Saori Mizumoto (a pseudonym, as are all the other names in this article), an attractive, 28-year-old nursing instructor, learning the um, ins and outs of washing male patients is the equivalent of the live-fire obstacle course during Marine basic training.
"The most difficult thing for any nurse trainee is washing a patient's genitals," she says. "An experienced nurse using a syringe and gauze pad can get the job of washing a scrotum done in just two or three minutes; but for an inexperienced trainee, it takes ten minutes or more. And because they're so awkward, in many cases the patients develop erections."
Which, as you might expect, cause the gals no end to embarrassment.
"The other day, one came running to me sobbing," Mizumoto recalls. "The degree of that patient's 'swelling' was truly awesome --- even I was amazed --- but I've seen enough of those things to know how to handle it. Still, the mere sight of it really turned me on.
"Right afterwards I went to the employees' lavatory and found myself sopping wet. So I pleasured myself on the spot," she giggles.
Angel of mercy Yuka Tamura, a pert 22, has red hair and a mole beside her mouth. Her story concerned an elderly patient who shocked her with a lewd request.
"This old guy slipped me a 5,000 yen note and pleaded to me, 'Please, Yuka, let me sniff your crotch.' Can you believe!" At first I was really shocked, but I felt sorry for him, so I pulled the curtain around his bed and then got up and squatted over his face --- but I kept my underwear on --- and gave him a whiff.
As she tells it, the patient's morale soared; he made a splendid recovery and was discharged not long thereafter.
Shukan Taishu next gives the account of the postoperative patient at a hospital in Chiba. Still groggy from the anesthesia, he mistook the 29-year nurse for his wife and embraced her. The nurse finally overcame his assault and used restraining straps to keep him manageable, but then, out of playfulness --- and realizing than due to the anesthesia he wouldn't remember a thing afterwards --- she squatted above him as he was bound to the bed and had intercourse.
Some of the more expensive private hospitals utilize a primary nursing system, where the same nurse cares for a patient for his entire hospital stay. And sometimes, notes Shukan Taishu, things get out of hand.
As the date of his discharge approached, one male patient told nurse Miki Kanazawa, 26, how much he would be missing her. Apparently she felt the same.
"I'd like to kiss you," he murmured. She leaned towards him and they kissed. The next day the action escalated, and she allowed him to fondle her breasts. By the fourth day, she had serviced him orally.
Then finally. . . his last night before discharge. Kanazawa was on the night shift, when the pager from his room lit up.
"Thinking it would be our last encounter, as I walked toward his room, I felt enflamed with passion," she relates.
He saw her flushed countenance and immediately understood.
"Shall I help you use the toilet?" she asked. He nodded.
"I pulled down his pajama shorts and thought, how I would not see him again after tonight, and suddenly wanted to do it with him," she says. "I felt a warm object penetrate me, and I began grinding my hips with an intensity that even surprised me. After about three minutes he groaned, 'I'm coming.' He pulled out and spurted on my stomach."
"After a few moments, he whispered to me in a hushed voice, 'I'm really sorry --- after all, you're just doing your job. I'm grateful.' And I lost it and began crying."
Ah, to revel in the melodious chirping of these "Heisei Nightingales," sighs Shukan Taishu. There's nothing more refreshing than the fragrance of hospital disinfectant intermingled with white-clad female pheromones. (By Masuo Kamiyama, People's Pick contributor)
November 12, 2005
Angels of mercy turn tricks of the trade to nurse patients back to good health
Ah, autumn -- the best time of the year. Especially if you're in Japan and about to be hospitalized. As Shukan Taishu (11/21) reports, that's when nursing school students begin their second semester, and move out of the classroom and into hospital wards, where they begin to put theory into practice with um, hands-on practical experience. This, of course, includes serious stuff, like taking vital measurements, such as pulse and respiration, blood pressure, body temperature and so on. But it also gives you a chance to get a tender sponge bath by a sweet young thing.
But according to Saori Mizumoto (a pseudonym, as are all the other names in this article), an attractive, 28-year-old nursing instructor, learning the um, ins and outs of washing male patients is the equivalent of the live-fire obstacle course during Marine basic training.
"The most difficult thing for any nurse trainee is washing a patient's genitals," she says. "An experienced nurse using a syringe and gauze pad can get the job of washing a scrotum done in just two or three minutes; but for an inexperienced trainee, it takes ten minutes or more. And because they're so awkward, in many cases the patients develop erections."
Which, as you might expect, cause the gals no end to embarrassment.
"The other day, one came running to me sobbing," Mizumoto recalls. "The degree of that patient's 'swelling' was truly awesome --- even I was amazed --- but I've seen enough of those things to know how to handle it. Still, the mere sight of it really turned me on.
"Right afterwards I went to the employees' lavatory and found myself sopping wet. So I pleasured myself on the spot," she giggles.
Angel of mercy Yuka Tamura, a pert 22, has red hair and a mole beside her mouth. Her story concerned an elderly patient who shocked her with a lewd request.
"This old guy slipped me a 5,000 yen note and pleaded to me, 'Please, Yuka, let me sniff your crotch.' Can you believe!" At first I was really shocked, but I felt sorry for him, so I pulled the curtain around his bed and then got up and squatted over his face --- but I kept my underwear on --- and gave him a whiff.
As she tells it, the patient's morale soared; he made a splendid recovery and was discharged not long thereafter.
Shukan Taishu next gives the account of the postoperative patient at a hospital in Chiba. Still groggy from the anesthesia, he mistook the 29-year nurse for his wife and embraced her. The nurse finally overcame his assault and used restraining straps to keep him manageable, but then, out of playfulness --- and realizing than due to the anesthesia he wouldn't remember a thing afterwards --- she squatted above him as he was bound to the bed and had intercourse.
Some of the more expensive private hospitals utilize a primary nursing system, where the same nurse cares for a patient for his entire hospital stay. And sometimes, notes Shukan Taishu, things get out of hand.
As the date of his discharge approached, one male patient told nurse Miki Kanazawa, 26, how much he would be missing her. Apparently she felt the same.
"I'd like to kiss you," he murmured. She leaned towards him and they kissed. The next day the action escalated, and she allowed him to fondle her breasts. By the fourth day, she had serviced him orally.
Then finally. . . his last night before discharge. Kanazawa was on the night shift, when the pager from his room lit up.
"Thinking it would be our last encounter, as I walked toward his room, I felt enflamed with passion," she relates.
He saw her flushed countenance and immediately understood.
"Shall I help you use the toilet?" she asked. He nodded.
"I pulled down his pajama shorts and thought, how I would not see him again after tonight, and suddenly wanted to do it with him," she says. "I felt a warm object penetrate me, and I began grinding my hips with an intensity that even surprised me. After about three minutes he groaned, 'I'm coming.' He pulled out and spurted on my stomach."
"After a few moments, he whispered to me in a hushed voice, 'I'm really sorry --- after all, you're just doing your job. I'm grateful.' And I lost it and began crying."
Ah, to revel in the melodious chirping of these "Heisei Nightingales," sighs Shukan Taishu. There's nothing more refreshing than the fragrance of hospital disinfectant intermingled with white-clad female pheromones. (By Masuo Kamiyama, People's Pick contributor)
November 12, 2005
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