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Old 07-04-2007, 01:24 PM   #1
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Default Pinup gal Hoshino purportedly posed as pretty sushi platter

Pinup gal Hoshino purportedly posed as pretty sushi platter

"She looks like a sick monkey," remarks one blogger, describing an old black-and-white photo of Aki Hoshino, taken about 15 years ago in her middle school uniform.

But like Hans Christian Andersen's ugly ducking, Hoshino's once-simian expression has brightened, but she has retained her baby face. The lovely swan analogy would apply to her from the neck down, with an hourglass figure that spills out from her 88cm F-cup bra.

Indeed, Ms. Hoshino blossomed into one of Japan's most popular "gura-doru" (short for gurabia aidoru), as the cute gals who pose in bathing suits for glossy magazine photo spreads are named. So popular, in fact, she's still posing, even at the advanced age of 30 years and 3 months.

Hoshino stands 165 cm tall and boasts a BMI index of just 17. In other words, she's got the body of a Barbie Doll --- tall, skinny and huge hooters. It's a very un-Japanese shape, and rumors have circulated that perhaps those lovely protuberances aren't entirely real.

"When suspicions were voiced over the authenticity of her breasts, she volunteered to undergo a CT scan," an unnamed TV reporter tells Shukan Taishu (7/2). "The scan was not able to reveal any implants, at least from the medical standpoint"

Being, as she is, endowed with such a high, er, profile, it's not surprising that the media would be willing and eager to provide the public with lurid and shocking revelations about events in Ms. Hoshino's past. And Shukan Taishu thinks it has found a whopper.

It seems that once when posing for a photo special, Ms. Hoshino posed for "Nyotai-mori" shots.

"Nyotai-mori," for the uninitiated, involves a female reclining nude and being covered with sushi. When served at private parties catered by sushi establishments, male patrons make use of her unclad torso as their dinner plate.


Apparently in this particular photo session Hoshino kept her bra and panties on; but the photo was posed with her lying down in a manner that made her appear as if she were about to be nibbled on by a bondage fetishist.

"She was coated with sushi rice between her breasts, which would have made a tasty roll indeed," smirks a photo journalist. "And rice was stuffed inside her panties. Photos were shot showing a pair of chopsticks reaching out toward her mons pubis.

"You couldn't tell if the stuff bulging from inside her panties was sushi roll filling, or portions of her anatomy," he chuckles.

"Some of the grains of rice worked their way into her vagina," says a stylist who was on the set. "You could see her fidgeting and making uncomfortable grimaces."

"The rice they used amounted to about three bowls full," the stylist adds. "So cleaning up afterwards was quite a job. Some of the stuff that stuck to the inside of her panties had a citrus scent."

The story may be typical of the travails of the more ambitious "gura-doru" who, when working their way up from the bottom, have to strike some outrageous poses at times.

Masahiro Kitagawa, an authority on teen idols, tells Shukan Taishu that Ms. Hoshino has long held a reputation for being something of a pioneer in the trade, who was always willing to tread where others had not been before. (By Masuo Kamiyama, People's Pick contributor)

June 23, 2007

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Old 07-04-2007, 01:33 PM   #2
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Er... kinky?
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Old 07-04-2007, 01:35 PM   #3
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Er... kinky?
Very interesting culture, apparently.

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he lovely swan analogy would apply to her from the neck down, with an hourglass figure that spills out from her 88cm F-cup bra
Is this a good thing? I don't use the metric system.
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If I recall in the States (mainly on the west coast) several sushi restaurants offer Nyataimori ("naked sushi") services.
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If I recall in the States (mainly on the west coast) several sushi restaurants offer Nyataimori ("naked sushi") services.
I need their numbers and addresses stat!
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Very interesting culture, apparently.



Is this a good thing? I don't use the metric system.
It means she has a really skinny chest (diameter) and really huge tits, around a 34DDD if that is more tangible to you.
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What I want to know is, where is this pin-up set of pictures. The article is nice but I want some fish with my fish.
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Old 07-04-2007, 02:54 PM   #8
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It means she has a really skinny chest (diameter) and really huge tits, around a 34DDD if that is more tangible to you.
I suspected as much
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That would suck though, the body heat would make the sushi all warm
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What I want to know is, where is this pin-up set of pictures. The article is nice but I want some fish with my fish.
Can't find the sushi set, but you can use your imagination with these



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What? No tentacles?!?
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"When suspicions were voiced over the authenticity of her breasts, she volunteered to undergo a CT scan," an unnamed TV reporter tells Shukan Taishu (7/2). "The scan was not able to reveal any implants, at least from the medical standpoint"

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Jesus Christ I gotta get me one of those.
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If I recall in the States (mainly on the west coast) several sushi restaurants offer Nyataimori ("naked sushi") services.
theres one up here and that was so popular they opened a naked donut shop
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Well, well, well A-tack - I'd never have figured you for a reader.

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