Wanna take a chance ?
xx
No, we don't "wanna take a chance"! Why? Because you are the same 46 year-old liar and uber-pervert who has been thoroughly exposed on here before now. Of that, you should be very "ashamed". Now you claim to be "just romantic and emotional". This advert of yours (in which you magically lose ten years) on 'Casual Encounters' strongly suggests otherwise:
Do you have long nipples ? - m4w - 35 (London)
And I do mean long not just big.
Let me play with them for all time, lick, suck and tweak them and pleasure you downstairs too.
C
Hmmm... tweaking "long nipples"... how terribly romantic, "C"! Will you specify that in your wedding vows? I notice you don't admit to being in London in your advert. At least you got your age right:
Marry me !!! - 46 (Japan)
That got your attention didn't it ? well to start with, here is a photo of me and if you like what you see then drop me a line and let's start talking darling.
Yes, it certainly did get our attention... considering you are supposed to be virtually penniless and living in Docklands, East London! And how can you be as "tough as nails" when you have so many times advertised for wealthy women to financially keep you. Are you so weak and so lazy that you can't do a day's work or ever re-train to be something worthwhile? Real men do not retire at forty and then spend the next five years doing nothing! No woman of any intelligence or worth would ever waste their time with a such a lazy old creep!!
You have often stated categorically that you don't like animals or children - so don't use the old 'puppy'-dogs-make-me-cry ploy to endear yourself to women! After all, the crap about you being "Peter Pan" and having "baby blue eyes" didn't work! Neither did your pathetic excuse for not doing anything with your life. Claiming to have spent 15 years in the army, 15 years in I.T. and 15 years as a "Business Development Manager" exposed you as an utter sham. That would make you about 63 years old!! As does this other advert of yours, found in 'Strictly Platonic':
Here it is, your dream weekend - m4w - 35 (Any hotel)
Have a country break and a fantastic massage, full body Japanese massage, anything else you want too.
Sounds more like a nightmare, "Craig"! After all, you have often professed a love of "Japanese Ropework", "bondage and restraint", and twice advertised asking for women to let you tie them to a "pin wheel" and inflict "a little pain" on them. You don't look anywhere near 35, and reproducing the same old photos from five or six years ago won't work either! And you have frequently claimed to be as "poor as a churchmouse", offering to do all sorts of seedy things for laughably small sums of money... So how can you offer a country break? What will you pay with?? Do you intend to do a little dance in those gay red pants you so love to show off in??? Why you so fondly imagine that anyone would want to see a balding, middle-aged old fart prance around in that state is absolutely beyond me. You look totally ridiculous!!! And yet you have routinely advertised as a "Stripper", "Masseur" and even "Male Prostitute", always apparently desperate for "cash". Not exactly the Great Gatsby, now are you!
Let's examine your advert on Tokyo CL, where you again claim to be living in Japan:
Can I play with your Sea Urchin - 45 (Japan)
Lick her and play with her........ make you so happy.
My goodness, the nautical analogy is deliciously ironic! Because why-oh-why do you imagine they would let a barnacle-encrusted old lobster like you "play" with them? And yet, you sometimes pose as a "Tour Guide" for young Japanese women, a "Glamour photographer", and even a visiting "Chef". You have even offered to 'masturbate with a friend' in front of women and teenagers dressed in their school uniform! I won't mention all the other nasty, seedy adverts you've posted... like advertising for women's used underwear, to name but one more! Suffice to say, you are well-known on here and women have written to me to say just how completely nauseating your adverts are.
Handy hint: You will never ever get a girlfriend if you never do anything with your life. Claiming to have 'been there and done it all', when you are patently making up careers and respective time-spans is just stupid... and the work of what appears to be some sort of pathetic con artist. Your greatest ambition appears to be to persuade some presumably desperate old maiden to take you on a world crusie, and even give you a place in her home.
You are not an endearing little boy - you are a completely shallow and utterly insincere twat. You even try to hide behind the good name of "Craig"! Never mind, you can always try advertising again for an "elderly lady with pennies in the bank". If she's really senile and almost blind, you might just get lucky....