The operative word here, folks, is "keep" - as this lazy old sponger has been virtually begging for a woman to "keep" him for about the last two years. He apparently lives in the Docklands and rents "luxury" hotel rooms (for cheap sex sessions), but regularly claims to be as "poor as a church mouse". I would strongly suggest that this is just another ploy by him to be alone with a woman for very dubious motives. His "House husband" ploy is especially creepy when you take into account his often professed love of "bondage", "Japanese Ropework", "restraint", and tying women to a "pin-wheel" in order to inflict "a little pain". This excuse-for-a-man is for real, and far from the "gentle romantic" he has claimed to be. I have seen him simultaneously advertise himself on Craigslist for male prostitution, wanking and exhibitionism sessions, and offer himself up as husband-in-waiting for an old-fashioned country church wedding!
Other ploys include offering himself up as a one-to-one I.T. Consultant, Visiting Chef (you pay for the food of course), Masseur, Butler, "Safe and Secure Tour Guide" for Japanese females (advertised today on Tokyo 'Strictly Platonic' and especially creepy when you consider his obsession with exhibitionism and "Japanese Ropework"), photographer of young girls, masturbation teacher and genital exhibitionist (mainly to teenagers), male prostitute (for laughably small sums of money), cruise companion and erotic dancer. This is all the more laughable and creepy when you bear in mind that he is actually aged at least 46 years old. Nearly all his photos were taken about 7 or 8 years ago, and he apparently does not own any boats or yachts.
Now any real man would re-train and be working at or towards something worthwhile; but this guy just wants to live off and have twisted sex with any woman who is available. I can't think that any decent, intelligent, perceptive woman would ever want anything to do with such a lazy sponger and unsavoury pervert. However, some of his adverts make him sound almost normal, so I think women deserve to know just what sort of person he really is.
Craigslisters may care to note that the guy recently published the below advert. Note the sometimes vast discrepancy in his age:
On Men Seeking Women:
Dress like a schoolgirl for 50 quid - 32 (East London)
Think St Trinians, jolly hockey sticks and all that. Then do a provacative strip down to your high heels and stockings while I play with myself.
Gosh, now the 46 year-old has magically dropped 14 years! I wonder if he is "playing" with himself when he writes these immature little posts? Probably.
On Casual Encounters:
Simple way to earn little darling - m4w - 31 (London)
Easy way way to make ten pounds and have a giggle doing it, whip your bra off, I drop my shorts, out with my cock and wank off over you then lick up my cream. Interested in that this weekend, every day, morning and afternoon.
Call or text me." zero...
That's strange, because he so often claims to have no money at all! Today, for example, he is offering himself as an "Agent in Europe" in Europe for Japanese women only:
On Tokyo Craigslist 'Strictly Platonic':
I need money, what can I do for you from the U.K. - m4w - 39 (England)
I will do anything for you to earn some cash, anything you need ? need an agent in Europe ?
15 years experience as a Business Development Manager, photo and C.V. available.
Craig
Craigslisters may also care to note that 15 years is again the amount of time he has quoted for being in I.T., and again for being in the army! That's a total of 45 years in three careers! Wouldn't that make him about 63 years old?
This middle-aged weirdo and economist of the truth has published photos in which he is naked and playing with himself while erect. He was wearing ghetto-style shades and trying (very unsuccessfully) to look like a porn star. He just looked like what he was: a balding, plain-looking, middle-aged man staring unpleasantly at a camera. Last time I checked, the photos were immortalized on a Japanese website as an example of an "Otaku" (ugly western man). I think a Japanese girl had submitted them!
You may also have seen photos of him on CL wearing a gay-looking red thong and offering to do "dances"... again for virtually 'pocket money’. Goodness knows what else "Craig" (that is what he now calls himself) has been publishing on here! Has anyone ever told this balding old fool that he just looks and sounds ridiculous?! It's not as if he isn't serious in his intentions (despite his occasional denials). Tellingly, he has often stated that he has absolutely no time for children or animals. Too much like detraction from the attentions of the woman who he so fondly hopes will “look after” him? I almost guarantee you that he will still be on here next year, along with all the other fakes, philanderers, pathetic perverts and silly old spongers. His adverts just do not belong in this section - or just about any other section on here. For instance, the "House Husband" shows just what how cheap and seedy he really is on 'Strictly Platonic'. I wonder if he'll have an STD check-up before he walks down the aisle:
Male prostitute for your pleasure - m4w - 36 (London)
Just gonna run this by you, I am a male prostitute, I charge only 30 pounds for a full body sensual massage followed by an amazing clitty lick that will take you to a climax that will have you orgasming wave after wave washing over you.Make it a regular weekly thing
Craig.
The reason I publish this expose is because this twat is dragging down Craigslist by posting so many misleading, miscategorised, contradictory and ultra-seedy adverts. Many of them actually belong in 'Erotic Services' - although even some of the Escorts have apparently complained about him too! You probably won't be surprised to also learn that he "drinks like a fish", and is most active on here at Bank Holidays. Such holidays being a time when he is at even more of a loose end than usual.
BTW: His real name is NOT "Craig". In fact, he used to call himself Sean (although that might have been false too). Note, the guy cannot even give his real first name, let alone his real age, etc. He has also tried to excuse himself by claiming to be a "Peter Pan". Good grief! Even Peter Pan would have had more self-respect and substance than to feebly ask for a woman to "keep" him.
The "Wanquelles/Seychelles" logo is often used by him on here, along with the usual photos (blanked out by me for legal reasons).