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When you next time decide to take a local flight across the Russia don’t be surprised to board an airplane like this.

And don’t be surprised, haven’t you know that the sticky tape is the best way to put pieces of the plane together? At least of this particular plane.

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Comment by Sponge
2008-03-26 04:41:44

I had the armrest fall off of my chair on a United flight from San Francisco. No packing tape on the door, though!

 
Comment by Gerry
2008-03-26 04:52:12

Not so bad and actually a little trivial, I work in East, West and Central Africa and some of the airlines here are a whole lot worse.

 
Comment by Ugly American
2008-03-26 05:33:44

Tape on the trim doesn’t bother me.

Anyone else remember when German air officials had to tell the Chinese airline that they could not fix their jet intake compressor fan with tape?

 
Comment by Patroklo
2008-03-26 05:50:35

if this is an airplane from russia, why the charts are in spanish?

Comment by CZenda
2008-03-26 05:59:04

Good point.
I would not worry about the parts of internal trim falling off, but it tells a lot about general maintenance…

 
Comment by Miss India
2008-03-26 06:12:15

Obviously, Russia, as a poor country cannot afford new planes thats why they have to use second or 3rd or 4th hand planes from aeroplane junkyard around the world.

Comment by Jésus
2008-03-26 08:40:58

who says russian airlines must operate russian planes? we can’t tell from the photos where this was taken.

 
Comment by Miss India fucker
2008-03-26 15:18:47

Mother fucker dirty asshole indian.fuck you all indians.go to your monkey God`s ass.your all Indian industrial boom based on Soviet and Russian donations.again fuck you guy.

 
Comment by Ortodox
2008-03-26 15:28:15

Miss Punjabi did you eat toxic waste for dinner last night?
Russians produce own aeroplanes,much cheaper of this second hand trash,post is fake 100% its AIR INDIA plane operating on the line New Delhi-New Delhi…plane is airport shuttle.

 
Comment by Zafarad
2008-03-27 00:21:37

You are absolutely wrong Indian poor guy! ! ! ! ! !Soviets and Russians produced some of the finest aeroplanes in the whole world.there is no single country in this world who produced so many planes at there own.i think your poor air force is better know about this “truth”.MiG 21 is your “love and passion”due to his unbeatable and superb “performance”! ! ! ! ! ! !.i think if your passion will continue to this legendary flying machine,your hole “FLYING DRIVERS”vanished from this world by the year 2015! ! ! ! ! ! !

 
Comment by VsemPizdetz
2008-04-09 20:38:11

Why even bother coming on EnglishRussia with your ignorant Hindi comments? I would actually in your state praise Russia for its contributions to you. Did you know that India bought Soviet arsenal worth 60 million dollars since the ’60’s? I didn’t think so. By the way, Russia is not a Third World country otherwise Russia would not be included in the G8 and other international commisions. Go choke on some curry and live in the shithole you are proud to call India.

 
 
Comment by Matt J
2008-03-28 18:43:02

I thought the Spanish was funny, too. I doubt they were being that considerate to all the Cubans still stuck in the FSU;)

More likely because it was originally an American plane, bought at bargain basement prices since it is _so_ old:(

 
Comment by Soviet Redneck
2008-03-30 07:52:19

Blame it’s condition on the owners not the maker. It looks like it’s an older American Made Boeing or Douglass, that has not been well cared for. Boeing puts those same signs, lamps switches on most of it’s jets.

 
Comment by edwardo
2008-04-08 23:45:56

russia buys old, used, cheap transport vehicles once they fail their own countrys safety checks..

 
 
Comment by caelus
2008-03-26 07:18:34

i think this is not a russian plane. the spanish gives away. it could be from some third world countries speak in spanish.

Comment by Juan
2008-03-26 09:06:55

Read what Miss India wrote and think about it.

Comment by D
2008-03-26 12:42:01

Why dont you and mr india try actually “thinking”

 
 
Comment by MIchael
2008-03-27 17:53:29

3 days ago I took a plane from Kiev and the “advertisings” were in french. Obviously it was a second hand plane, like (maybe) this one.

 
 
Comment by aa
2008-03-26 08:13:43

LOL once again the stupid owner of this site thinks that because he found the pics on a russian site it means that they’re russian. HAY GUYZ CHECK THIS RUSSIAN COMPANY CALLED MICROSOFT:
http://www.microsoft.ru

IT WAS FOUNDED BY VASIA GATOV

 
Comment by robot
2008-03-26 11:06:27

this article is bullshit

neither it has anything with russia to do (unless you see ukraine or kazakhstan still as part of it :/) nor is it a local flight.

obviously this phots were ripped from here: http://fishki.net/comment.php?id=32916

and the story behind is about a flight from almaty (kazakhstan) to kyiv (ukraine)
and operated by the ukrainian airline “Ukrainian - Mediterranean Airlines”

with good reason this airline is banned to operate in the EU

 
Comment by Richard S.
2008-03-26 11:38:09

When I flew to Moscow I used Aeroflot and the aircraft was a 767 manufactured in Everette Washington. I didn’t notice any deferred maintenance on the aircraft. I am curious to what kind of aircraft is featured in this post.

 
Comment by numb
2008-03-26 11:44:43

It’s quite common in eastern europe to see vehicles with signs that are in language never used there. Like spanish, french, swedish, etc..
I think the reason is that eastern europeans are practical and the language in signs has no effect on how the vehicle moves. Whether it’s a bus, an airplane or a ship.

 
Comment by alexstyle
2008-03-26 12:22:03

they aren’t russian planes! They are from Ukraine.

 
Comment by derek
2008-03-26 13:17:19

I had a similar experience with tape on a airplane during a flight to florida a few years ago:http://thetalik.net/pictures/florida/hi/1.jpg

 
Comment by cykalox
2008-03-26 14:18:45

oh please everyone knows whats wrong with this pic. its the JEWS end of story.

 
Comment by Technik
2008-03-26 15:52:44

Robot is right - its Ukrainian Douglas (DC-9 or MD 82, 83) operated by UM airlines

Comment by Matt J
2008-03-28 18:46:25

Care to enlighten us how you know it what kind of plane it is and operated by whom?

 
Comment by Technik
2008-03-29 11:24:31

Have a look on comment by
robot
2008-03-26 11:06:27
above with a reference to fishki.net
Plus I use to fly same airline and seen same things.

 
 
Comment by El Hombre
2008-03-26 15:55:26

Reminds me of the good old days when I flew TACA (Take A Chance Airlines). :-)

 
Comment by Pros
2008-03-26 16:12:12

Is this that plane where was recorded porn with pilots ?

 
Comment by Vissotsky
2008-03-26 16:26:52

See what happens if you try to get on a U.S.-bound plane with a roll of duct tape or clear-wrap…

Comment by Disunited Airlines pilot
2008-03-29 15:23:05

Maybe now they will welcome you on board and ask to borrow your tape to wrap around the tires, since they’ve had so many blow out lately.

 
 
Comment by Nazi Ukraine
2008-03-26 19:54:45

Nazi planes rocks

Comment by Zafarad
2008-03-27 00:09:10

Where????????????????????????

Comment by John from Kansas
2008-03-27 01:14:28

Maybe he means they fly like rocks.

 
 
 
Comment by Alex
2008-03-27 13:36:54

ukranian photoshop!

Comment by James
2008-03-27 13:53:55

hahaha. first time this joke is funny.

 
 
Comment by Your western neighbour
2008-03-27 14:53:08

Whether this is Russian plane or not, I have flown in a British plane with Italian texts on the emergency doors.

By the way, Aeroflot have a lot of different types of planes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot & http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot-Cargo), new ones and bit older ones. For example two of Finnair’s old MD-11 planes have been sold to be used as cargo planes by Aeroflot.

 
Comment by Chicken
2008-03-27 21:20:56

Thats to stop the water dripping in from the faulty air con

 
Comment by Scrat335
2008-03-28 03:35:31

This is a Ukrainian plane, not a Russian one, it says so on the Fishki site the moron that put the pictures up took them from. I have flown on Aeroflot many times and have never seen any of this on any Russian planes. The worst I have seen is the inflight movie is not working and because the plane is at the end of it’s run it’s a little dirty. Inside and out. I must say that the MI-8 I rode in Siberia one time was a very uncomfortable, rough ride. It’s got a military lineage though.

 
Comment by Gustavo
2008-03-28 14:10:46

this is an american Mc donell douglas,very old for sure, strange that Russia use this ones in Local Airlines.

 
Comment by Claudio
2008-03-28 18:32:32

It’s look like some brazilian airplanes. Here a company even used sometime a kind of duct tape in the wings…

 
Comment by HateAmericanPropaganda
2008-03-28 21:15:27

GOOD POINT, If it is russia then why Instruction in spanish, YOU MOTHER FUCKER AMERICANS, STOP THIS BILL SHIT, TALKING BAD ABOUT RUSSIA, YOU GONNA SOON DIE, THE BEAR IS COMING YOU MOTHER FUCKER BASTARDS, WORLD KNOWS ABOUT YOUR DIRTY PROPAGANDA NOW.

 
Comment by Charlie
2008-03-29 01:10:51

There was a lady on this plane. I was sitting next to her. She was wearing a skirt and my d*ick got hard. She noticed my erection and I put my hand on her leg and worked it under her skirt where I fingered her hot, wet and juicy p*ussy until she had multiple orgasms. I wanted to phuck and suck her p*ussy to. S*EX IS THE BEST !!!

 
Comment by Meg
2008-03-29 17:18:10

I flew on planes like that in China, but there was more tape. I’m still alive ;)

 
Comment by serb
2008-03-30 02:17:36

Russia is not poor any more, and situation is giong to be better end better every day. I love Russia.

 
Comment by siberat
2008-03-31 02:37:31

Wow, is all of the hate necessary for this thread? I live in and fly in Russia frequently, and I’ve seen such things (although maybe this is indeed a Ukrainian airline). Yes, they do use recycled planes from Boeing and Airbus as well as the old Soviet Tupelovs. Old planes of any make are going to be problematic, but again, why so much hate (racism, antisemitism, threats, etc.) over pictures of tape in an airplane?

Comment by Boris Abramov
2008-03-31 16:55:18

It’s really quite pathetic.

 
 
Comment by Leo Kasatonov
2008-03-31 18:11:56

I live in New Jersey and go to Russia once every 3 - 5 years.

Last time i went back was December 2006. I was in moscow for 3 days and St.Petersburg for 2. I had to fly to St.Petersburg on a local airline. All i know is that the plane was a TU -something. Im used to continental and delta in the US. Well this flight was so different from that. The stewardess did not check for seats in upright position nor did she cehck for seatbelts. Poeple had their feet above seats. But that is fine i dont care about that crap. BUT … on those planes the engines i guess are on the back of the plane. So instead of the plane gaining/losing altitude like planes with englines on their wings this thing would either tilt upward and feel as if i was going up an escalator…or it would NOSE DIVE to lose altitude. I have never been more scared than when the TU started its “descent” which was REALLY A FUCKING NOSE DIVE. Plus the plane looks scary as hell because its from the soviet era. Next time im going to make sure im flying on a boeing or something that is not russian. Not that it isnt reliable..but that it doesnt have auto pilot and the whole nose dive thing wasnt so fun.

 
Comment by Mehenfit
2008-04-01 03:48:19

Are you sure this is russian? ’cause on the first pic, “Salida de Emergencia” is Spanish :P

Very risky plain though

Comment by formerUSSRcitizen
2008-04-06 13:04:41

I saw some russian planes(tu134,tu-154)that have signs in spanish,english and polish.so it doesnt make any sense that there spanish is used.it is russian plane.but we can not say it is belong to any russian airlines.many post-Soviet and some others still use russian palnes,like my country Azerbaijan.

 
 
Comment by gire
2008-04-01 04:32:39

i wouldnt drink that water…. :P

 
Comment by dennis
2008-04-29 20:03:05

Some assholes dont even see that this plane is not even used by russians ,,,,l look at the emergeny signs you blind fucks!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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