What's a Pussy Slip? Accidentally revealed pussies. Yeah, beaver shots or pussy shots are more common terms, but we were about five years too late getting those domain names).   How do we pick the monthly list? They're the most popular names sought in conjunction with "pussy slip," "beaver shot," and a number of other key phrases on several search engines in the prior month. December 2003 #1 Paris Hilton Even before the famed Paris Hilton sex tape made headlines, Ms. Hilton's privates went public in this classic beaver shot. The 22-year-old hotel heiress was dubbed by some as "heirless." Her image as a jet set party girl has given way to a reputation as an attention whore, from minor modeling and movie parts, to her and recent lead in Fox Television's reality series "The Simple Life." The sex tape was made with ex boyfriend Rick Saloman when Paris was 19. In December a friend of Rick's stole the tape and sold it to a porn company, but only a four minute night-vision clip was released to the Internet. Now Rick has released the full 40-minute version. It's hardcore, well lit aside from a couple night vision scenes, and it's an amazingly high quality, high resolution image. It's slower paced than a staged porn film, but it's a fun watch. You can download it here, but to watch it you need to pay $50 for a a five day "unlock code". Rather steep, but if you split it with a couple buddies it goes down easier. #2 Beyonce Knowles Note to photographer: 0.7 SECONDS TOO FUCKING EARLY. Ah well, that's still one fine ride, and I'm not talking about just the car. Despite premature photolation, this seems to be the crotch shot everyone's trying to google. Beyonce needs to take some car-exiting lessons from Paris. #3 Jennifer Lopez Miniskirts + SUVs - panties = pussy slips. This could almost be an arousing candid shot, if J Lo didn't look like a banshee witch casting ice-ray eyes at the paparazzi. Granted, having every embarrassing moment of your life caught on film would suck, but that expression, yikes! Does Ben know what he's getting into? #4 Britney Spears - still no slips! It's a testament to Britney's continuing popularity that hers it the fourth most sought-after pussy shot even though she hasn't flashed hers for the cameras. Panty upskirts aplenty, nipple slips on a regular basis, carefuly crafted almost-nudes like this one, and even a world-class catsuit cameltoe. But apparently she keeps her panties on in public. Must be that proper Southern upbringing. #5 Sharon Stone Can you believe people still search for this? Basic Instinct, the movie whose only memorable scene was Stone's seductive beaverific leg crossing, was made in 1992. This is 2003. That's 11 year old beaver guys. And she was no spring chicken then. How about some Maggie Trudeau while you're at it? (Former Canadian Prime Minister's wife, whose 1975 beaver shot in Studio 54 was a cause celebre). And I think the Queen Mother flashed some gash in the '60s. Anyway, this scene was from a movie, Stone maintains that she was duped into believing that the actual goods would be hidden by lighting. #6 Christina Aguilera It almost looks like "Xtina" is packing male genitalia, but that's what happens when your clothes are tight enough to squeeze your vagina right out of your clothes. Admittedly that second shot is iffy, but we like the chaps enough that we're willing to overlook full pussy authenticity. Christina has also flashed some titty and toed some camel in her perennial effort to out-slut Britney's image, but she still has some major catching up to do. #7 Jessica Simpson Whether it's an act or not, and we're leaning toward not, Jessica's airheadedness actually makes this no-talent bubblegum popstar endearing. MTV's reality hit Newlyweds captures Jessica pondering whether "Chicken of the Sea" is really chicken, and refusing buffalo wings for its cruelty to the now flightless buffalo. Even skimpier shorts would make her even more endearing, but we'll take what we can get. Other sites:   flash mountain   |   nipple slips   |   cameltoe