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[–]tickleberries 1572 ポイント1573 ポイント  (26子コメント)

Visited my husband in the hospital. He almost died from a tiny hole in his colon. Apparently, he tells me I saved his life because he was gonna keep ignoring the pain, hoping it would get better. He just thought he coughed too hard from the flu and sprained his lower abdomen. I made the decision for him to go to emergency since the pain kept getting worse. Turns out his colon was shutting down. It looks like he's going to be okay but lots of stuff up ahead like surgery. Sometimes you forget how much you love them until they get really sick.

Edit: Thank you everyone for being so sweet. He is actually drinking water and being started on a gentle diet. It's a relief knowing he is doing better. No bag or ostomy since he got in just in time, I think. It amazes me how the body can take something like that and with a little help, try to heal itself and patch a hole.

[–]DeSeverus 170 ポイント171 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I hope he gets better soon. My mom got diverticulitis a couple years back. It sucked, but she pulled through.

[–]theImplication69 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (1子コメント)

as a guy who is stubborn and never goes to a doctor, thank you. "it'll just go away on its own" is kinda our motto

[–]nucular_realitor 2754 ポイント2755 ポイント  (146子コメント)

TL;DR: I possibly saved a dude's life tonight and he'll never even be aware I exist.

Long version: I work at Home Depot and had a really short shift tonight: 4-8 PM. When I pulled into the parking lot a little bit before 4:00, a guy stumbled from the store to his van, which was parked directly in front of my car. Two hours later I had my break and I went back out to my car for a cigarette and noticed that the guy was passed out in the front seat of his car. Now, I live in Eastern Washington state, and it was about 8° F outside. I went back into the store and explained the situation to a manager and he went out and checked on the guy. Turns out, he was in the store to buy Dust-Off, which he was then inhaling in his car in the parking lot. This dude had huffed three full bottles of the shit and then ended up passing out. If no one would have noticed him and then woken him up, he quite possibly could have died out there.

Update: Today when I arrived for my shift he was passed out in his van again (at least this time his van was running, presumably with the heater on). I found the manager before even clocking in and explained the situation and this time they called the police. I'm not completely sure what exactly happened after that, but he was gone by the time I went on my break.

[–]Dysphoric_Otter 585 ポイント586 ポイント  (4子コメント)

That's some nasty shit man. Good on you mate. I hope he gets the help he needs

[–]_nk 106 ポイント107 ポイント  (80子コメント)

dust-off? a type of paint?

[–]Thedirtyjersey 200 ポイント201 ポイント  (15子コメント)

It's a diflouroethane compressed gas spray used to blast away crumbs and dust from all the little nooks and crannys of comluters (my phone didn't nice this misspelling??) and other stuff

People the are really screwed up and or dumb kids huff the stuff. It tastes like rancid bug spray and doesn't do anything but cut oxygen off from your brain, so it's not psychoactive really, more like a crazy mega drunk passing out sensation.

It's for people that are on their way out...

[–]Cpt-MukLuk 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ah one of d'em d'ere comluters, for going on the internets and looking at some pornerpgraphy.

[–]touchin_butts_mmm 801 ポイント802 ポイント  (19子コメント)

I colored and painted with my 5 yr old and then we hit up an arcade. She asked approximately 5,000,000 questions about all the things and I was able to answer 4,567,893 of them. Sunday win.

[–]my_cat_went_lost 233 ポイント234 ポイント  (9子コメント)

5,000,000 questions

You'll be die at that rate.

[–]thefascisto 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's very good that you answer her questions. Keep doing this and you may foster a bright child. Have a great day!

[–]1nsaneMfB 195 ポイント196 ポイント  (6子コメント)

For anyone interested, a couple of years ago there was a video project of the exact theme of this thread. They had people all over the world film their day, and compiled it all into one big video.

It might not be everyone's taste, but I found it absolutely fascinating.

It's called Life in a day

[–]sirtinykins 2302 ポイント2303 ポイント  (292子コメント)

I woke up and cleaned my car, did laundry, watched football, then realized my life is really boring without my best friend and I'm going to ask her out tomorrow.

I'm in my 30's, I've dated lots, I've never met anyone like her. That's probably been said by literally everyone describing the person they're in love with and now I understand.

Edit: 6 hours to go. I'm nervous.

Edit: Yeah, it looks like not feeling the same way I do. She needs time to process it she says. That's cool. Thanks for all the encouragement guys.

Edit: Doubt anyone will see this, but we're going a date Saturday. Stayed the night at her place last night.

[–]CowJam 278 ポイント279 ポイント  (17子コメント)

realized my life is really boring without my best friend and I'm going to ask her out tomorrow.

I met someone when I was a teen, and we dated for a few months but long distances relationships are hard when you can't easily travel.

A few years later she invites me to visit her for the weekend. We really hit it off and I move in with her. We last 18 months but in the end neither of us is ready to settle down.

Seven years later and we're both well and truly adults, we've got most of our wildness done with and separately but at about the same time we both realise life is simply better with the other in it.

We were married within a year, we now have a 7 month old.

[–]Master_Mufasa 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (11子コメント)

I hope my story ends like that, currently in the middle part where long-distance and outside factors were too much and we're having to relearn to function on our own first.

Today's her birthday and I'm not sure if I should suck it up and call her

Edit: Clarity

[–]CowJam 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Of course you should call her.

[–]deadcelery 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude im sure she'd appreciate it if you called her, and I bet you'd regret it if you didn't :)

[–]Gnarrcissistic 165 ポイント166 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm in a kind of a same situation at the moment. Spent a lovely evening with my friend just talking and catching up. She always had a special spot in my heart, but I just realized how much I have missed her.

I really need to see her soon again and tell her how I feel. I know she has same feelings for me and I really hope things would workout this time.

I'm feeling so excited and scared.

Edit. Got an update: First a little background to us. I met her like 6 years ago. Started seeing her regularly couple of years later, we were in a kinda friends with benefits relationship. That lasted about a year and I started to have feelings for her eventhough that was not really intended. And so did she. We decided to end it. She told me she had met someone she wanted to spend time with. At first I was happy for her, but later realized I was starting to miss her. So couple of years pass and I meet her at a party. We chat a bit and she tells me she has missed me. Now we are pretty much at the point where I started the original post. This is a really short version of it, lot of things happened but I tried to make it as short as possible.

So the update... I met her last evening. We talked about us and told her how I feel. She told me she likes me alot and that she missed me too. But we are both in a kinda bad situation in our lives at the moment, I can agree to that. I'm getting better with my problems but she has always been kinda hard to get a hold on to (don't have a proper word for this). And she tells me she is also depressed. Like really really badly, so she is scared that she might hurt me (not physically) if she does something stupid. So she can't really decide what to do.

She is going for a long holiday soon and we will meet when she returns. Maybe there is still some hope, but I can't really count on that. Luckily I have a holiday coming soon too so I can try to clear my head there. I'm confused and really can't make up my mind what to do about this anymore. These things can really tear my mind apart. If this was another life or if I had met her earlier or later, things might have worked out.

TLDR: Confused, sad, but still tiny bit of hope.

[–]cldumas 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Just checked your post history to make sure you're not my best friend. Saw him for the first time in 8 months on Friday night, had a great time, no part of me wanted to leave and go home at the end of the night but I promised myself I would... It would never work out between us and I have a boyfriend now anyways, but sometimes I still wonder.

[–]BlueFlutterz 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Better do it than regret it later!

Good luck, I'm sure things will turn out well.

[–]MuricanA321 1961 ポイント1962 ポイント  (52子コメント)

Piloted an airliner from Dallas, TX to Los Angeles, CA, switched to another and flew it to Chicago, IL.

Had to pick through a line of storms after leaving the morning fog of Dallas. Saw some beautiful desert scenery over Nevada. Got a terrific view of Chicago and landed at the Windy City in...calm winds.

It was a good day at the office.

[–]eggshitter 4191 ポイント4192 ポイント  (180子コメント)

It was my birthday!

[–]kilpsz 97 ポイント98 ポイント  (69子コメント)

Oh yeah, i have a birthday in 3 days.

edit:Happy birthday!

[–]LeiPewPew 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (16子コメント)

Mine's on the 20th Jan. I usually want my birthday with minimum fuss, but not necessarily on-the-same-day-as-Trump's-inauguration levels of distraction..

[–]DrBlueEyesMD 561 ポイント562 ポイント  (79子コメント)

My wife has a femoral bone contusion and an arthritic knee so she's been on crutches. I spent most of my day making sure she didn't have to move, so I was chasing around four toddlers and a preschooler until they fell asleep. We discovered that the easiest way to move everyone from one room to another is for her to hold on to the kids and me to pick her up.

[–][deleted] 376 ポイント377 ポイント  (9子コメント)

YOU HELD YOUR WIFE AND FIVE KIDS AT THE SAME TIME AND MOVED THEM TO ANOTHER ROOM?! WTF?! YOU'RE A MARVEL!

[–]DrBlueEyesMD 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Wife weighs all of 95lbs, it's not that impressive.

And also maybe just two kids at a time. They're babies.

[–]SirSkidMark 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Wife weighs all of 95lbs
Has 5 kids

Does not compute holy shit that must've been hard on your wife.

Edit: holy fuck you are a busy man

[–]DrBlueEyesMD 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

She's always been small. Actually has trouble keeping any weight on her. When she was pregnant we had to get her up to 115lbs at the absolute least and that was a struggle.

[–]ElDiario 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (33子コメント)

Real question: I know the basic math, but how did you end up with 5 kids under 5? Were you planning for that?

[–]DrBlueEyesMD 144 ポイント145 ポイント  (19子コメント)

One is four, then we have 17 month old twins and 7 month old twins.

The second set of twins were bonus babies.

[–]not_creative1 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (16子コメント)

You have 5 kids?! What's that like

[–]wary_hermit 297 ポイント298 ポイント  (4子コメント)

It's like he is drowning, and then someone hands him a baby.

[–]DrBlueEyesMD 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (2子コメント)

There are nine of them. Seven still at home.

Every time I turn around there's a little person who looks kind of like me.

There is always a diaper that needs changing or a story that needs to be read.

But also there is an abundance of warm cuddles and chubby cheeks, and giggles and tumbles and all those things that make fatherhood amazing.

[–]213471118 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Holy damn, he can pick up his wife and his wife holding 5 kids... this guy is somethin else

[–]harrison_starr 512 ポイント513 ポイント  (29子コメント)

Took 2 pregnancy tests and they were positive! First time being pregnant, but it's still too early to tell almost anyone except my husband :)

[–]StevandCreepers 126 ポイント127 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Woke up in Santa Barbara, I'm spending some time with my family for the long weekend, at about 11. Then I hung out with my brother until 2 when I got crepes with my friend. We then looked around for roofs to climb downtown before hanging out all day doing flips on them. Went home, took a shower, watched Westworld with my family then got in my own bed, browsed Reddit, and found this wonderful thread. Thanks for asking! How was your day, OP?

[–]UlfricStormCoat 1233 ポイント1234 ポイント  (74子コメント)

This should be a daily post. I'd love to read daily posts on how people spent their days. Imagine the statistical and historical significance if we had an open, online journal that everyone was writing to that was getting analyzed.

Anyways, I woke up at 12:00 P.m. after a long night of gaming. Watched videos and read reddit in bed for about 30 mins. Got up and worked out, just as my brother came over with his girlfriend to do his laundry. Mother had a family plan to watch the cowboys game with my brother, his girlfriend, my two sisters, and I, so she made a bunch of food, which was great because I hadn't eaten all day. Watched the cowboys loose. Typical, yet still somewhat exciting. I actually live 30 mins from att stadium where we were having some mean storms and tornado sirens, accompanied by a neighborhood wide power outage, just as I was getting in the shower. The 15 minute outage was particularly exciting and gave me a little bit of a thrill, but power quickly returned and I took my shower, cleaned my room and prepped for work tomorrow, and played some games with my brother on PC now that he was back home. After preparing for bed, I am now laying in bed trying to delay tomorrow. I have work at 7:00. A.m.

[–]donttouchmybuttz 1389 ポイント1390 ポイント x2 (39子コメント)

Just created /r/howwastoday

[–]IAMZizzi05 683 ポイント684 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I checked it out, and subscribed.

If i may give you an advice, you should create a daily sort of megathread to avoid spam in case it gets big, and each user replies to that thread just like this one on AskReddit. Would be easier to organize, atleast.

Edit: Well, I did not expect this one, and also my first one, so I think it's quite fair to say thanks to the kind stranger who gilded me!

[–]Huijs_94 562 ポイント563 ポイント  (3子コメント)

This is what it should be. Just one thread a day with the date and what day it is. This way you have like a diary and you can read easily what other people did today.

Edit: Didn't expect receiving gold with this comment. Thank you stranger and I hope you have and all the other redditors have a nice day. I will definitely post this in /r/howwastoday

[–]donttouchmybuttz 43 ポイント44 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Just changed the format of the sub to this.

[–]IAMZizzi05 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awesome! I'm gonna lurk there daily if I can :)

[–]sugarandmermaids 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I am the third subscriber!

[–]taveren4 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You guys realise that this is exactly what our alien overlords want from us, right?

Or any identity thief casually lurking

[–]Jordy56 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I believe most people subscribed are just there to read.

[–]NotTheTrueKing 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Seriously, either daily posts or someone needs to make a subreddit for this. I honestly would love to see the different ways people spent their days and it might act as a pick-me-up on a bad day.

On a side note, I think we're all trying desperately to delay tomorrow if we're on reddit after 10pm.

[–]Chyyyy 625 ポイント626 ポイント  (34子コメント)

Took my 5 kids and sister to the California Academy of Sciences. It was an incredibly beautiful day in San Francisco and the museum is amazing. All the kids were super good, not a single meltdown. Impressive considering the youngest ones are 5, 3 and 10 months old. My 5 year old has vision issues but LOVES science and animals, it takes extra time and effort for her to spot what we're looking at and hearing the excitement in her voice when she finds it is the best thing ever. Drove down the coast a little bit to see the waves on the way home, stopped halfway for ice cream. The baby didn't cry at all driving to or from sf today. Perfect. Put the younger kids to bed and stayed up way too late watching it's always sunny with my husband, sister and step daughter. (They're 18 and 19, we're not terrible parents) Really terrific day.

[–]Squall2295 198 ポイント199 ポイント  (15子コメント)

Do you reckon the easiest way to carry those 5 kids is if your sister carried them and you carried her?

[–]EmeraldSupernova 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your day made me happy :)

[–]googolplexy 489 ポイント490 ポイント  (20子コメント)

After my birthday, my girlfriend and I walked through a park, then relaxed together reading, and finally ate some pho. I'm probably going to marry her.

[–]NotTheTrueKing 115 ポイント116 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do tell us when you propose. Go to r/happy

[–]baked_ham 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (12子コメント)

You should. My fiancé has been doing birthday stuff for me all week, she's the best. Steakhouse, drinks, watching hockey, skydiving, playing hockey, video games weed and football. Life is great and she makes it better.

[–]captainthomas 87 ポイント88 ポイント  (5子コメント)

15 straight hours staring at a screen, working on the current draft of my graduate thesis. Kill me now.

[–]ChoralLivers 244 ポイント245 ポイント  (36子コメント)

Watching Shameless trying to get over an ex; fun stuff.

[–]yourmamasunderpants 52 ポイント53 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Tried to break up with my gf today. Couldn't do it. I'm a fucking pussy....

Edit: found out she was cheating on me, I told her it was over. It wasn't so hard after that tho.

[–]thematabot 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (4子コメント)

But you're also fucking a pussy, so small miracles!

Jk if you wanna break up just do it. Also hit Facebook. Also delete the gym.

[–]Vex_Detrause 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had to read this twice. I thought I was having a stroke.

[–]MrMootah 309 ポイント310 ポイント  (17子コメント)

We had our second child. It was a planned C-section as the wife had gestational diabetes, so it was a little weird driving to the hossy, going in and then after a little while, the nurses said let's go. So we walked down stairs and within half an hour, Boom!, baby girl! And she's gorgeous! Smitten already. It was great day!

[–]wigglecandy 438 ポイント439 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Just trying to survive man

[–]DownvoteDaemon 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (8子コメント)

How is life man? I have a little family drama and I am still in limbo stage of my life after college but I can't complain.

[–]capatiller 208 ポイント209 ポイント  (15子コメント)

My day started with finding out on Facebook my friend died in a wrong way drunk driving head on collision on the highway. A low pount to start the day with.

[–]almond_hunter 70 ポイント71 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Walked to school through 2-15 feet (about .6 to 5 meters) of snow and ice, came home again for lunch. The day's only about half over so I gotta go back out and do it again. At least the sun is finally out past 4pm now.

[–]mulymule 137 ポイント138 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Did I Jack pot? My son was born this morning (UK) at 5:37

[–]Our-Year 185 ポイント186 ポイント  (32子コメント)

Caring for my wife who had a migraine all day

[–]CassidyCaravans 67 ポイント68 ポイント  (24子コメント)

I just want to care for someone again. I did all of 2016, As much as I hate to admit it, I miss it a lot. Fuck. The stories with girlfriends and wives makes me tear up

[–]NotTheTrueKing 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's very sweet of you to do.

[–]BunnyButtWaifu 334 ポイント335 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Woke up late which is pretty usual these days, raced around got ready and borderline sped to work making it within 2 minutes before thumb print clock on. Spent half my day giving out medications in between doctors rounds and trying to organise various physiotherapy and dietician interventions.

Lunch- Spend it outside with the smokers group, manage to have 3 cigarettes and a cup of black tea within 10 mins before being called back to the floor for another doctors round.

Have to tell a man he will lose his toe due to osteomyelitis.... that sucked... a lot.

Have an emergency call due to someone having stroke like symptoms, his wife and girlfriend are both there.... very awkward situation but surprisingly they both comforted each other.

Start last medication round, get interrupted to attend a wound, dress wound and fill in paperwork. Get stopped by schizophrenic client who wants me to "Tell the man in the roof with the rubber hose to go away" Proceed to climb on bed and yell at roof until client in satisfied.

No staff turn up in dementia specific wing, stay back for 45mins until staff show up..

Drive home as fast as possible, shower, dress and Netflix as I'll do it all again tomorrow.

[–]ugotmilk 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (1子コメント)

For dealing with that schizophrenic man in the best way possible, I up vote you!

[–]kiralv 63 ポイント64 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You're awesome , Im first year medicine student and I want to be like you in the future. Keep being you!

[–]AmosLaRue 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You're a saint. I hope tomorrow is a better day. 😃

[–]Namdaets 178 ポイント179 ポイント  (16子コメント)

I played D&D and ate 3 McChickens. I regret the McChickens.

[–]baked_ham 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Which McChicken was the most regrettable? Start there and don't get that one next time. Whittle it down.

[–]Namdaets 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (4子コメント)

It was definitely the third McChicken. Never again. Two is plenty. That's what I get for being a glutton.

[–]TheBlackFlame161 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Sounds like you low rolled on your con save for those mcchickens.

[–]mafiacontractkiller 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (5子コメント)

I slept until around 9:30, then I was RUDELY awoken by my housemate and her boyfriend yelling at each other from different ends of the house. I made some toast, cuddled with my wiener dog, and then got ready to come into work in the emergency room from 1pm-1am. Almost off for the night, get to do it all again tomorrow!

[–]asilentsound 519 ポイント520 ポイント  (23子コメント)

I slept until the middle of the afternoon, reviewed some papers for my research, responded to emails from professors, collaborators, and my research assistant, and generally spent the day in a suicidal fugue. I am really goddamn tired of existing.

[–]OnyxPhoenix 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (3子コメント)

After two years of PhD, I've come to the conclusion that research simply is not compatible with good mental health. Hang in there buddy.

[–]UlfricStormCoat 141 ポイント142 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Have you attempted to maintain a normal sleep schedule or does your work, or biology prevent that? A good sleep schedule can make or break a person.

[–]asilentsound 86 ポイント87 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I've attempted. A recent change in my medication really threw things off for me. Normally I hold to a schedule obsessively, for the exact reason you note, but as of late I simply can't sleep properly.

[–]UlfricStormCoat 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I am struggling with keeping a sleep schedule mainly because of my addiction to media. It's awful. I give my self limits or goals to meet, for example, I told my self to get off the phone at 12:00, when it is now 12:11. I just can't set it down. This happens every night, and has occurred for over a year easily. I have work at 7:00 a.m. but I did get up today at 12 so I've only been up for 12 hours. Perhaps I'll be okay tomorrow, who knows.

Do you often stay up late researching?

[–]asilentsound 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (2子コメント)

One thing which might help you is installing apps that alter the coloration of your screens based on the time of day. Reducing the blue light in your environment towards the end of the day will help prompt the production of melatonin, the hormone responsible for inducing tiredness.

If I have an exciting problem to solve, yes. I have bipolar disoder, so when I'm manic I'll tend to sleep very little or not at all; instead working on code or maths until I know how to solve a problem in theory. It usually takes a couple months to fully implement the product of a manic episode, but the burst of creativity is useful.

At present I'm on the flip side, where I struggle to get any quality sleep and feel tired all the time.

[–]Lewises 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Hang in there. Soon the medication will even out and you'll be able to sleep better. Best wishes to you, and good luck with your research. You can do this.

[–]LunaMothCat 182 ポイント183 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You know what? I had a really great day that I would be proud to share!

My friend of over 10 years is visiting me in the town I moved to six months ago. We leisurely woke up and went for a long, beautiful drive in the mountains. Took some fun /silly pictures that I will treasure. Went to the city for some shopping. Spent too much money on candles and premium hot chocolate mix. Ate some amazing handmade pasta. Drove around a bit. Went home to eat pizza and drink wine on the couch. Wore pajamas as we watched trashy TV. Ended it all with laughs and ice cream.

Very proud to have warm, engaging company in my home.

[–]createdbydefault 224 ポイント225 ポイント  (19子コメント)

Did dishes,fixed bathroom sink, had a huge blowout with the wife,had a mental breakdown, realized my depression is the worst its been in 10 years, contemplated life,had a strong drink,watched my team lose,had 2 strong drinks now trying to sleep. 1/10 wouldn't do it again

[–]FauxShowDawg 69 ポイント70 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's the really bad days that make us understand how beautiful the good ones are. Only up m8!

[–]TeeJayEsss 71 ポイント72 ポイント  (3子コメント)

You need to talk, man? Also realizing my depression is as bad as it's been in ages. Toss me a PM if you need someone to listen.

[–]Titan897 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

At least, you got some chores done.

Hope you feel better, bro.

[–]blehh45 504 ポイント505 ポイント  (41子コメント)

I had sex with my girlfriend 4 times today.

[–]Spartancoolcody 326 ポイント327 ポイント  (19子コメント)

I had sex with nobody 0 times for 18 boring ass years

[–]BootyWhiteMan 131 ポイント132 ポイント  (2子コメント)

When I was your age, I had twice as much sex as you.

[–]JSBraga 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I was his age I had, like, 10 times less sex than both of you combined.

[–]boochix 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It's only 11am here in the, surprisingly sunny, North of England and I don't work Mondays.

I got up and had breakfast with my daughter, we took the dog for a walk, I've done two loads of washing, read three different story books, watched two episodes of Peppa Pig, and now I am sat drinking a coffee lovingly watching her destroy the living room.

All while my poor husband is out on an oil rig in the North Sea working hard to support us.

[–]clonekiller 823 ポイント824 ポイント  (37子コメント)

Woke up next to a beautiful cuban, fooled around, showed her how to play rocket league, grabbed some coffee with her, ate our leftovers from dinner last night, she left, I watched the Packers win their game, and been watching top gear ever since.

[–]kikidotpng 82 ポイント83 ポイント  (4子コメント)

my dad got drunk and kicked me and my mom out of our hotel room so we're sleeping in our car while he breaks shit in the room

[–]Canadian_Invader 41 ポイント42 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Keep your stick on the ice /u/Kikidotpng. We're all pulling for ya.

[–]PigMeister 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sorry to hear that. Hope it gets better mate.

[–]underleveledstudent 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

hey internet stranger, i hope you kick ass in life

[–]Mapper9 39 ポイント40 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I took an online, homebound friend to a yarn store and out to lunch. I was surprised, turns out we'd met once before. It was nice but exhausting. Later, my boyfriend napped on me, with the cat on him. It was a nice day.

[–]xXBoudicaXx 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Cruised through Milford Sound, Fiordland National Park, New Zealand in the pouring rain and 50-60 knot winds. We saw hundreds of waterfalls, it was absolutely amazing!

[–][deleted] 98 ポイント99 ポイント  (7子コメント)

My dog puked shit (favorite delicacy) all over our new, very white carpet. I went through two bottles of cleaning product, eight hundred rags, three rolls of paper towels, and a good deal of hand-vacuuming, as our standard vacuum cleaner had/has inexplicably disappeared.

Later on I had an especially good cup of coffee though and Dallas lost. All in all, broke about even.

-But if anyone knows the whereabouts of a Hoover vacuum born circa 2005, give it a good chewing out for me and send it on home.

[–]64watts 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (4子コメント)

White carpet.

Not intelligent, not intelligent at all!

[–]summerset 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I suggest you buy a new one, and thousands more rags. With a white carpet you are going to have many more days like this.

[–]Finish_Line53 56 ポイント57 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Studied needle sizes for nursing school, ate a burrito, saw my parents & drank a sprite. 8/10 would do again.

[–]Esosorum 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I had an appointment this morning for a biopsy. This jagged mole has been getting bigger so that's fun. I was super tired but coffee helps. After that, I stopped at a restaurant I like and had pancakes with cream cheese, and at a popular costume shop nearby to buy a wig for my mom. Her 50th birthday is coming up and we're throwing her a surprise crazy-wig party. I walked home because it was nice and overcast today. Then I went to work and it was suuuuper busy, but a good friend of mine was scheduled too so that was nice. I got home and relaxed for most of the evening, and my boyfriend and I played scrabble because he loves that game even though I'm not a fan. It was pouring rain so we stood outside for awhile and enjoyed that. We came back in, played with the cat, and now I'm in bed. He just turned off the Christmas lights we keep in here (for the nice, low light) so he could go to sleep. I'm about to do the same. Yay!

[–]moviemaker10 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I spent all of yesterday and so far today sitting next to my great grandfather who I was named after, as he lies on his death bed. He has been asleep five days now and his breathing started getting very shallow around 3 am this morning. I'm holding my grandmothers hand and drinking a bit of coffee.

[–]jaysjami 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I had plans with friends but they got changed at the last minute. I was really disappointed and ended up having a mini breakdown.. not just about that.. many things.. and cried for a good while. Eventually pulled it together, went to the store, got pizza, and watched the Steeler game with my kids. I'm an insomniac so I'm still up.. doing a lot of thinking. I have a migraine and was feeling pretty rotten.. but then I was focusing on my baby kicking.. I'm 22 weeks pregnant.. and for the first time I felt the kicks from the outside so I called my daughter in (insomniac as well) and she felt them too and we just laughed and laughed because it's such a weird/cool feeling. Now we're eating brownies I made earlier.. not a bad end to a pretty blah day.

[–]RainingBranden 46 ポイント47 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Sat on the couch with my brother watching football and playing video games literally all day without moving, save for getting food and bathroom breaks. Pretty awesome day.

[–]stickfiguredrawings 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nobody will see this or care, but I spent my day moving my storage from out in the open to hidden in the closet so I dont have to look at it daily. Then in the process managed to give myself a black eye when a heavy tote smacked me in the face. This is my first black eye. I bought groceries and managed to save $30 off my usual amount, which was nice, because I needed the extra money to get a closet organizer to get all my damn clothes off the floor. After putting my daughter to bed I spent the next 4 hours knitting her a dress. I hope it turns out nice. I have spent a lot of time on it and I hope she likes it.

[–]mungd 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I woke up, tried not to puke, then did. I then joined my friend to volunteer as a patient to help his wife become IV certified for her nursing career. She needed to place 3 IV's and he went first and fainted. Another friend bailed and I successfully held my vomit back while getting stuck 3 times this morning. Then my girlfriend and another close friend of mine got into a rather large argument over something that was a complete misunderstanding where both people agreed on the underlying topic. Good times.

[–]RisingxRenegade 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

My stepdad got wine drunk, invited himself to grocery shopping with my mom and I, ate an entire six pack of ice cream sandwiches without paying for them, and then refused to leave so went to the car and my mom had to call his drunk ass on the phone to go outside so we could pick him up at the front of the supermarket...at least I got a Toblerone out of it.

[–]borgzilla 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I became a cirtified First Aid provider with St Johns in Melbourne.

[–]Pipman59 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (1子コメント)

First round offers for University came out today in my state (I live in Australia), so an early start followed by overwhelming joy when I found out I got my dream course!

[–]Elnegroblack 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Went to the gym and did chores. Pretty boring

[–]RastaNL 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Helped the gf out, she has a deadline tomorrow (fashion show) and has been sewing non-stop, resulting in me doing all her chores: groceries, sweep/vacuum, clean litter box, cook, get her drinks cause she forgets to drink enough.

[–]khalfrodo34 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Shit. Overslept, woke up feeling under the weather, couldn't work a show (was going to be security for a comedian) because I was sick, got in a car crash in my grandmother's car while driving her back from breakfast. Waited in the cold for 2 hours for a cop. Got ticketed. Then got home, and it's looked up from there, but everything from 1:30 PM to 5 PM sucked. I played some CS:GO and now I'm listening to a Boiler Room set and trying to start an essay.

[–]UlfricStormCoat 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Damn, a car wreck is incredibly crippling to someone trying to build a foundation for their future. Hope things work out.

[–]khalfrodo34 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fortunately, my grandmother was kind enough (and well-off enough) to forgive me and she'll be fixing it herself, although I'll be doing my utmost to pay her back in every way possible once I'm a bit more stable (I'm a university student right now and money's tight).

Thanks to her incredible generosity and kindness, I should be OK on that front. Paying for school, on the other hand...

[–]UlfricStormCoat 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

That's uplifting, good luck with that paper and transportation issues. Wishes to a bright future.

-J. Lee

[–]Bigbrass 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Today I went to brunch with my wife and our two good friends. Had myself some eggs benny and 2 cups of coffee for the day ahead. Shared some happy stories and good cheer before heading over to our local game store for the Magic the Gathering Aether Revolt Prerelease.

I bulit a strong deck and ended with a 3-1 record, which I'm proud of. My wife and I even got paired in the last round! To make things even sweeter I pulled a very rare 'masterpiece' card called Engineered Explosives which is expensive and gorgeous.

From there, we went to our buddy's place to hang out with the usual suspects and play some board games. We played a few rounds of Nefarious and then switched to trying out the Terra Mystica expansion. I won one of the Nefarious games and absolutely ran away with Terra Mystica, so along with enjoying good times with the gang, I got to enjoy a day of winning!

I've been unemployed for the last month and a half or so, and I don't get out much during the week since I'm searching for jobs and trying to avoid not searching for jobs, so getting social time is essential and always a blast. I'm now sitting in bed redditing myself to sleep looking forward to spending MLK with the misses cleaning up after the weekend and getting things squared away for the start of the week; a new semester for my wife and a reality of cover letters and waiting for the phone to ring for me.

It was an amazing day :D

[–]PrinceArutha3 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm writing this at about 9pm on January 16th, since I am currently in Nadi, Fiji, on a holiday. I probably shouldn't be on Reddit while I am on holiday, but in terms of all the battles that I fight to forge myself into a better person, I feel like this is one battle that can wait for a little while longer.

I awoke this morning from a restless sleep, partially because of the oppressive heat of Fiji and the uncomfortable beds in the hostel, but mainly because I am just a terrible sleeper in general. I had a lovely breakfast of eggs on toast and some fruit (which is great right now but will probably be a lot less great after 6 more days of having it), and I said goodbye to an extraordinary group of three young ladies who I met last night. After that I started the first part of my scuba diving certification course, which really fun and interesting, but also mentally challenging at the same time. Fun and interesting because "Woohoo! I can breathe underwater", but mentally challenging because "Woohoo! I'm breathing underwater".

It is a very strange feeling to exhale fully without heading towards the surface, so I had to spend the first little while fighting all of my hard won natural instincts from swimming in pools and in the ocean, to exhale fully before inhaling again, otherwise I would start to become out of breath (which isn't a good things when you are trying to breathe through a regulator). Today was just training in a pool, but tomorrow I will be going out into the open ocean to dive, so we will see how that goes. Hopefully swimmingly, but I'll probably let you know.

After diving I spent some time relaxing and reading, thinking about those girls I met yesterday and doing some writing. Then I went out to dinner at a local restaurant with some people I met in my dorm today. An odd mix, a couple from the UK, a German girl, a French lady, a Japanese man and myself from sunny Australia. We had a nice chat and now here I am, freshly showered and lying on my uncomfortable cot, writing about my days events to you, whoever you are.

[–]ErroneousBosch 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yard work with wife, then we played board games, finished up with stir fry and Ducktales.

Awesome day with my favorite person.

[–]YouCouldNotEntry 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Been feeling down all day. Texted my girlfriend, its now feeling like a good day.

[–]ringoandme 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Woke up at 11:30 and made my boyfriend breakfast (he's had to take care of me a lot lately and really deserves it). Played WoW with him the rest of the day, with a short break to go to Walmart to pick up dinner and a movie. Took the dog for a walk too. Was a lazy, relaxing day.

[–]the_great_saiyajin 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (11子コメント)

Fucked my girlfriend this morning, went to 53rd and 6th, aka Halal Guys in NYC. Then watched Aaron Rodgers and Mason Crosby take down the Cowboys. As a Giants fan who's team is out of the Playoffs, there's nothing better than seeing the Cowboys get knocked out of the playoffs.

Currently watching Modern Family and browing r/askreddit. It was a good day

[–][deleted] 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Spending the day with my SO, laying in bed, eating pizza, avoiding the rain and cold by cuddling.

[–]FurockBeast 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Opened the restaurant i worked today, because the owner decided he trusts me enough with the door code i wasn't waiting for half an hour for the chef to show up and open the door. So i could get in and give the restaurant a proper clean. It was turning out to be a really beautiful day so i opened the old french doors at the back of the restaurant, it's a lovely old brick building so it stays quite cool in the summer and it's really great to have the the breeze through the doors at he back of the restaurant.

The first couple of customers we had were regulars on their lunch break picking up some takeaway to take back to work, then we had a regular bring her SO along for the first time, he seemed a little suspicious of us at first but ended up having a really great time.
Shortly after they arrived we had a couple of chefs who're good friends with our head chef and from different restaurants show up to talk with our chef about a Reality tv cooking show they're going to all be working on soon.
A dude about my age who usually comes in the evenings with some friends showed up solo for lunch today, he sat outside.
After his food is brought out we have a couple of 60+ ladies show up one of them hands me a bottle of wine as BYO. I explain to her that we haven't done BYO for nearly a year as our licensing has changed. She asks me "can you just let it slide for one day?" I respond by asking her politely to not ask us to break the law. I give her back the bottle of wine and her heel slips, she was wearing these tiny high heels and it just slipped out from under her when she took a step back on the tiled patio. She stumbled backwards and her outstretched arm and the bottle of wine probably did something to break her fall she still hit her head on the ground, the wine bottle shattered sending wine and glass everywhere, she had glass cuts up her elbow the dude my age jumps up to help her, our eyes meet for a second, we're both kind of frozen, niether of us really know what to do but he starts to give attention to the lady helping her, my boss (who is chinese and doesn't speak the most confident english) comes out and calls 000, the ladies friend ends up speaking to the emergency services on my bosses and her friend's behalf. I'd dashed inside to grab the broom and dustpan to move as much of the broken glass as i could and a couple of towels to put under the poor ladies head.

To make the whole situatio worse, the lady who fell already had some spinal fractures from a similar fall a couple of weeks earlier, she wasn't supposed to be drinking and although it was never said it did seem like she had already had a few. The regular lady had jumped up worried and asked if she should call an ambulance, but honestly it was already quite crowded and everyone around was quite stressed and not really speaking so it didn't seem like everyone knew what what exactly was going on which was definately adding to the stress and the tension and i could feel an anxiety attack coming on. I explained as calmly as i could "My boss is on the phone with the emergency services, her friend is about to get in contact with her husband, we've put some towels under her head and moved as much glass as we can." She nods and returns to her seat.
After getting the lady on the ground to wiggle her toes and too stop crying we carefully help her onto a chair and get some napkins under her elbow which was bleeding quite a bit. We get her some water and manage to calm her down as much as possible. Her husband shows up and takes her and the friend from our care and to the best of our knowledge to the hospital.

I clean up some more glass that had ended up underneath some surrounding tables, the chef makes an elderflower cordial and soda water for the dude who helped out. I go and talk with him for a bit to try and help him wind down. He picks at his food a bit but wasn't so hungry after the events that had taken place. I give him a discount, a can of coke and my subway cookies (with the explanation that while he wasn't hungry nescecarily now, stressful situations can often lead to lower blood sugar levels, and if nothing else it's pretty good comfort food.) I went around to the regular lady and her SO and explained the situation to them. They while not as shaken up as those everyone involved, they were definatley concerned for her. The other 2 chefs that were visiting had both seen much worse in their careers, sat at their table eating and drinking and having a merry old time and fair enough too, it wasn't their responsibilty it was mine and my bosses and by staying at the table they didn't get in the way of anything so it was the best thing they could've done.

The restaurant quietened out after everyone had gone, i gave the outside area a scrub and a hose down it was a hot day so it dried quickly. And then we had a larger second lunch sitting in the later afternoon. Which included a couple of our absolute best regulars, serving them is always a pleasure and today the chef cooked them something special so i think that helped take our mind off things a little. I was supposed to finish at 3 but stayed on till 5 so it was a long day.

[–]whitefang27 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I set an alarm for 11:00am and promised myself I'd get up at a regular time but still mamaged to fall back asleep till 5pm. Then I debated whether it was too late to go to see my horse or not. Ended driving 30 minutes out and dragging myself through mud for a ride. Got home and a friend invited me over for a movie. We ended going to the theater to see bye bye man. Ended the night with dropping her off and me driving to my apartment to see someone parked in my spot. Now if I park in someone else's spot they'll tow me. So I have to get this guy towed although I don't want to. I wait about 30 minutes in case someone was just stopping to grab something. Then, I hear a party in the balcony above me and figure it's one of their cars. I'm texting my friend about this predicament and she offers to yell at them for me since I'm too afraid to yell at the people or call to get this guy towed. Me being the chicken shit I am, take her offer. I pick her up from her apartment. She yells and the party and some guy comes and moves his car. I feel like an ass if I suddenly leave again so I park in my spot and my friend and I sit in my apartment for about 30 minutes before I drove her home. Now I'm probably going to stay up till 7am watching tv.

[–]DragonNextDoor 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Girlfriend has a month off from school so I went to visit for the weekend. We played video games, watched anime and somehow I ended up doing her family's laundry.

[–]cornbreadsuzie 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Got the courage to drive to my dad's house on the other side of town despite driving anxiety. Didn't get the courage to drive home so I decided to spend the night. had a good day with my dad but couldn't truly enjoy myself because of my anxiety of having to drive. So that's how I spent my day

[–]C_Me 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Took my 6-year-old and other cub scouts on their first trail hike. We liked it. Tonight introduced him to Ducktales and the first episode where Gizmoduck makes an appearance. Played some Uno. It was good.

[–]doublestitch 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Carved a mold in sandstone and did pewter casting.

[–]pandabox9 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I took orders for people at a burger restaurant inside a universal studios Orlando. I witnessed two sparrows fly into our restaurant and fly straight into a window; one died and the other was taken by animal services. When I went to bed I had a night terror about meeting the love of my life and us getting kid napped by a mob because of my gender, and they beat us both to death. That's why I'm browsing reddit at 6 in the morning.

[–]bruntouchable 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm bedridden and in pain, so today was yet another day of lying in bed, in pain. .__. I've gone through four years of this and it never gets any easier. My goal for 2017 is to be able to leave the house in my wheelchair at least for a little bit at a time and start to experience the world again from outside my four walls. Not sure it'll be possible but if it is, I won't care what my limitations are. Ten minutes outside or a half hour trip to the park sounds like heaven right now.