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I just registered to vote as a Dutch citizen... in California, US.SPICY! 🔥🔥🔥 (covr.sos.ca.gov)

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[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 169 ポイント170 ポイント  (19子コメント)

Hilarous really.
Just pick that you don't own any form of ID and tada, you can vote.
Let your dog vote while you're at it.
SPEZ:
Can we have a flair saying more in comments?
This as a link doesn't say much, but you can just fill in a name and your race, then no adress, ID, driver lincense or anything required.
You can literally pick; I don't have an ID, I don't have an adress and boom you're done, it's just a honour system where you put a CHECKMARK at "I am a US citizen and 18+ years old"
Spez 2: if an US citizen could sign up and get their ballot mailed please do so.

[–]clumsy__ninja 76 ポイント77 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Holy... what the fuck?!

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (5子コメント)

That was my reaction too, glad Trump somehow made it and glad I don't live in a land with laws like that!
But let's hope it's changed in four years, or when the next minor vote is (I believe you guys vote for the senate etc soon right?)

[–]LittleBitesBarronARMY 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (4子コメント)

mid-term elections for 1/3 of the Senate and all of the house of representatives will be in 2020 2018 so yeah.

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (3子コメント)

2020?
So after 3 years Trump?
Thought it's after 2 years..?

[–]LittleBitesBarronARMY 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Derp meant 2018.

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ah that makes more sense.
Will it be late '18 again and then going into effect in '19?

[–]rk800VA 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yup! And you can even get it mailed to you too. So basically you can have your ballot mailed to you as a Dutchman and then send it back to California and voila!

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I wonder if the mailing system will find it odd that I am sending it oversea's.
Perhaps I should record this all and actually go through with it.
What are the current laws surrounding extradition to the USA from The Netherlands? ;)

[–]rk800VA 21 ポイント22 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Tons of people study overseas and get their ballot mailed to them so they probably wouldn't bat an eye.

[–]DickFeelyCA 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (0子コメント)

There is no evidence of voter fraud in California!! All votes are by registered voters, regardless of nationality!

[–]VFisEPICKS 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Imagine if all 300,000 of us here registered, say, 10 times each and then voted in CA by mail-in. All of a sudden probably more of California is red, and Hillary only wins by like 2 mil there, and may lose the popular vote. It's ridiculous

[–]throwawaa_CA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is a way to get them to fix this loophole.

[–]JusticeForScaliaCA 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Welcome to California! Let me know how many tax dollars you need.

Seriously, thank you for proving a terrible point of how broken California's voting system

[–]BattletoadPedetemkinARMY 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Jesus Christ SUPERDELEGATE

[–]NewShitpostingAlt 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I may or may not have registered as a native born Antartican a few weeks ago. Cause why not. Fake address, fake name. Live on the other side of the country. Not even old enough to vote.

Would be interesting if you could register to vote, then use it as a way to obtain a new social security num. You could create an entirely new identity just by doing this.

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[–]mont_blankedRUS 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

you need to show ID to cast a ballot though.

[–]CornDoggyStyle 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

you need to show ID to cast a ballot though.

If only they made IDs that weren't real... I guess that debunks the voter fraud myth.

[–]A_Wookie_on_crackUSA 73 ポイント74 ポイント  (6子コメント)

''illegals don't vote, don't be stupid''

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 65 ポイント66 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Look I thought you Americans were just being shouty Americans so I tried it out in the most cucked state I could think of.
Even in super liberal Hollandland we NEED to show some form of ID, your passport, European ID card or drivers lincense when we go to the polling station.
Don't have your ID + mailed in voter card with you? There's the door.
Also no machines to vote. We did use them but hackers found back doors so next election we went straight back to a red pencil and a form.

[–]A_Wookie_on_crackUSA 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Identity politics and increased racial issues took over when the Dems got most of the power which caused this shit to happen.

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know!
It's just hilarious to me, we got a lot of immigrants and poor lower class and it NEVER came up, you just need ID to vote and that's it.
Also you need to be a citizen, prove it or don't vote.

[–]hemsae 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God, it sounds so reasonable and easy!

[–]unconstrained1NJ 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You need to show ID in literally every other country

[–]AIsuicide 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Undocumented voters being documented?

[–]MooseCampbellCOAL 50 ポイント51 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I wonder if liberals will change their mind about Voter ID if, say, 4chan all registered to vote in California and fucked up their politics until they fixed the system

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly, get on this American pedes. Use your meme powers.

[–]This_ThereARMY 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

4chan would do it just for the laughs. There are many many laughs to find here.

[–]JoanOfArk77OH 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That would be one way to teach them a lesson.

[–]boop-boop-a-doop 31 ポイント32 ポイント  (3子コメント)

But the MSM says this is impossible.

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Have they ever tried to.. investigate?
In Holland there was a publicly funded news show that tried to vote wearing a burqa before the burqa ban.
They somehow succeeded, and the government immediatly made changes, face covers are now completely banned from public buildings and the burqa banned entirely.

[–]beta_white_maleUSA 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

CNN doesn't allow investigations

[–]King__Midas__ 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like i said in an earlier thread I wish they would audit the fuck out of California. I'm a Mexican American and I wholeheartedly believe a lot of that 3 million came from people who arent US citizens. I personally know a few who voted for Hilldawg.

[–]captcha_botUSMC 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I got as far as:

"I understand that it is a crime to intentionally provide incorrect information on this form."

before turning back.

No ID, SSN or even address needed. Could easily anonymize and sign up multiple times to cast any number of votes. If George Soros can spend $90 million on a women's march and Michael Bloomberg can spend $25 million on gun control initiatives, I don't think it's unlikely someone could be spending money to register new fake voters all day, every day and use them to affect any ballot.

[–]beta_white_maleUSA 40 ポイント41 ポイント  (13子コメント)

SERIOUSLY EVERYONE ON T_D SHOULD SIGN UP TO VOTE IN CALIFORNIA

CUCKS BTFO

[–]HumbleSaltSalesmanMI 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (12子コメント)

It's illegal.

[–]MooseCampbellCOAL 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can we employ weaponized autism to go register instead of pedes?

[–]0101011001010010 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

hack it, and dump some hacked census file from Texas into Cali voter database. And then call it out with all the files.

[–]beta_white_maleUSA 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (6子コメント)

LMFAO! exactly the point. Get the cucks to admit it's illegal

[–]HumbleSaltSalesmanMI 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (5子コメント)

The story would be "Thousands of trump supporters engaged in voter fraud". Not a good tactical choice for us at all.

[–]VFisEPICKS 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (1子コメント)

If it's that easy to do, who's to say the left didn't do it? hmmm...

[–]HumbleSaltSalesmanMI 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They almost certainly did.

[–]0101011001010010 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agree. Project Veritas might be interested though.

[–]beta_white_maleUSA 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

now your just giving me Alternative Facts.

more like, "Millions of illegals register to vote every year".

[–]HumbleSaltSalesmanMI 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm telling you how the story would be told, not what the truth is.

[–]incompetent_hack 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would it be illegal of you don't vote?

[–]SykoEsquireAZ 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Except, laws don't matter in Commiefornia. On a serious note, if everyone did end up signing up to vote and actually voted, they would leterally be forced to institute a better system, showing it is obviously fucking broken as fuck, much like their entire state.

[–]CtrlAltFetusPA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well do it and show people how easy it is and spread the message that voter ID is necessary

[–]SpecialOfficerDoofyISR 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (3子コメント)

dammit I thought you meant it the other way around, I wanted to vote in Dutchland

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (1子コメント)

No, we actually have laws preventing that here, sorry.

[–]Slangin_paintCA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

in Germany?

[–]Uxbridge42MAGA 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (22子コメント)

You know we could force their hands by making it a meme to register. Completely swell their database, have some hilariously high voter number that's way more than the population.

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (17子コメント)

Exactly, please do!
I don't want to promote that because I would somehow be labeled by the left as DUTCH HACKER TRIES TO INFLUENCE CALIFORNIAN ELECTIONS BY ILLEGALLY VOTING WHICH IS RACIST AGAINST ILLEGAL VOTERS WHO DON'T EXCIST. MORE AT 11'

[–]ll_Atlanta_llSD 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Eh, actually plz dont. If I am not mistaken, that is a felony for a US citizen. We just need to bring attention to this issue ..which is exactly what Trump is doing.

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I would like to see Trumps presidency round up 100,000 Nimble Navigators for exposing exactly what he's been calling out.
Pardons for everyone!

[–]IIllIIllIIlllIIIlllICO 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

More likely get involved in the incredibly fucked Californian legal system. Been there, wouldn't recommend it.

I like where your heads at though.

[–]throwawaa_CA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

If they do it from outside the US, I doubt the US will be able to catch them.

[–]rk800VA 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We are novices and will get caught. Might want to have /pol do it since they're autistic and will take every precaution.

[–]sonicbuckeye 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

but is it a felony for a non us citizen? If not then just unleash all the info on the chan's and let the Russians do it.

[–]0101011001010010 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What if Trump registered.

[–]HumbleSaltSalesmanMI 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Not a good idea, it IS illegal, and the story would be that trump supporters are engaging in voter fraud. Bad tactical move for us.

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (4子コメント)

We should nimble navigate then pedes.
Do the right thing, I know we always do!
I am sure one of us will find a good way to get this to a journalist. If he were to record this would it be a fellony or investigative journalism?

[–]HumbleSaltSalesmanMI 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Pretty sure recording yourself committing a crime doesn't make it not a crime.

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (2子コメント)

You guys don't do undercover work or ethical hacking etcetera?

[–]0101011001010010 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Project Veritas. Check them out.

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh I've been meme-ing on here for as long as I remember!
Great lads and gals

[–]TX50BMG 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

More like "Russian poses as Dutch hacker..."

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I mean most people that see our flag think it's Russian so yeah..
OG Red White and Blue!

[–]throwawaa_CA 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You're no doubt a Russian disguised as a Dutch.

[–]IrreverantSoB 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

We may need foreigners to pull this off. It is a crime (or at least I think it is) to register in a state where you are not a resident. I don't think foreigners could be held accountable for this though and would be a better method of proving the point

[–]Uxbridge42MAGA 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

It's definitely a crime for us I believe. And it would most likely be criminal for us to encourage it too. But it'd be awesome if it happened.

[–]HumbleSaltSalesmanMI 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Not a good idea, it IS illegal, and the story would be that trump supporters are engaging in voter fraud. Bad tactical move for us.

[–]Texas-CentipedeTX 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Why even register? Can't you just walk into a polling station in California and they'll let you vote with no ID, no name, nothing?

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I dunno, have never been to the USA mate.
However I am now registered to vote there!

[–]JusticeForScaliaCA 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You can get a provisional vote and they'll "check it". All you need to do is say the name of someone registered to vote at your polling station.

Another big issue is suppression. Conservatives are repeatedly told here there is no chance, so they don't even bother to come out.

[–]Furverapps 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe 4chan and The_Donald can turn cali red.

[–]UnitedCucksofAmericaUSA 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

PIN THIS MODS! STRAIGHT TO /R/ALL!

[–]dafudged 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

top kek m8

[–]Frisky-Fox 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's not possible! I don't believe you! Do you need a welfare check? Some food stamps? QUIT LYING AND TAKE MY TAX MONEY!

[–]goonsackMAGA 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

F O R E I G N   E L E C T O R A L   I N T E R F E R E N C E

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

REEEEEE

[–]patriobot 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

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[–]Pepes_dont_lieARMY 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can we have someone with proof of being a citizen of another country record themselves doing this. It'd be a shame if liberals found out about that...

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I do see your point but I don't want to get arrested

[–]ta58s 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Guys i'm from the future. Trump passes Voter ID laws and closes voter registration loop holes. Democrats never win again and blame Trump every 4 years.

[–]Constantine200VA 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We should all register, and then vote Republican in the 2018 elections.

[–]Dodge1992 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

We do not break laws. Delete your post love

[–]richardleosimonesMN 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is hilarious, and please dont take this as concern trolling, but could the admins use this thread to ban us because of the whole illegal activity thing?

[–]Vicious43 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Get pictures. Get a record that you could do it.

We as a group can spam this to all news organizations.

[–]Keiichi81 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think every conservative in the country should register to vote in California. Maybe we can flip it red?

[–]CornDoggyStyle 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

So the only thing holding me back from registering in California is a perjury warning which doesn't even affect illegals? Wtf?! How is this allowed?

[–]shikkieWV 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Votey McVoteface!

[–]Dodge1992 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Could repost this every day. Please please please!

[–]Dodge1992 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sticky

[–]padisharUSA 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (1子コメント)

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE RECORD THEM USING THIS SITE! I WANT TO TRY IT BUT IT'S ILLEGAL FOR ME TO DO IT.

[–]PTFOhollandNLD[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just go to the last page where you will see your voting card.
Just don't submit it where it says: I know this is a felony in the USA.