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[–]WowwhyOFTWThere's only one WowwhyOFTW[M] [スコア非表示] stickied comment (1子コメント)

Remember, if you would like to discuss the leaks please go over to /r/SULeaks. All talk about the leaks here will be deleted, no exceptions.

Until then please sit tight till the 30th.

[–]jebedia 212 ポイント213 ポイント  (48子コメント)

For anyone curious about how bad these spoilers are, we're talking Vader is Luke's father bad. Red Wedding bad. Fight Club bad. Sixth Sense bad. It will ruin the episodes for you.

[–]SYZekromPM me your dark lesbian backstory 54 ポイント55 ポイント  (30子コメント)

Wait, I thought the entire episodes leaked. Is that not the case?

[–]jebedia 96 ポイント97 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Even screenshots and thumbnails are really bad. Just saying that these aren't normal episodes. Like, for example, getting spoiled on Jaspers appearance in Gem Hunt is kinda bad, but not a huge deal. These episodes are game changers.

[–]SilvarusLupusWhat is "money?" 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

So like are these Garnet's a fusion level spoilers or like even beyond that? Just trying to get a feel of what we're in for.

[–]ZachGuy00 30 ポイント31 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Probably below that level. It's like building blocks for something to come. But the building blocks are pretty incredible.

[–]RequiemZero 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Like megablocks, those unnecessarily oversized lego ripoffs. Thats the size of building blocks that were spilled out of rebecca sugars metaphorical toy chest

[–]band-manSo long, and thanks for all the fixed vans 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (20子コメント)

Yep all 5 full episodes leaked, and they are that bad.

[–]SYZekromPM me your dark lesbian backstory 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Well, if the entire episode was leaked, I don't see how they're 'bad spoilers'. Like, the events inside if spoken of instead of being watched, would be Vader is Luke's Father bad, but if you look at the spoilers as a whole, which would mean if you watched the episodes, you'd just be watching the episodes early, not 'being spoiled' on something super important.

[–]band-manSo long, and thanks for all the fixed vans 44 ポイント45 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Not bad as in quality, bad as in a big fucking deal.

[–]SYZekromPM me your dark lesbian backstory 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (2子コメント)

I'm so hyped right now for when the episodes actually release.

[–]SparkEletranbig amethyst song when 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well yes. The issue is less with people who go and watch those episodes, and more those that don't watch the episodes but see people discussing the content of them.

[–]Swizardrules 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Are they findable anywhere but that app?

[–]band-manSo long, and thanks for all the fixed vans 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You could try the Google drive link in r/beachcity

[–]PeachyPunchesI wanna take you to the gay barn 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Are they from random points in the story, or are they the next five episodes for the bomb starting on the 30th?

[–]band-manSo long, and thanks for all the fixed vans 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (3子コメント)

All 5 episodes in full from the next bomb have leaked completely by CN themselves on their app. You can use that or google drive link on r/beachcity.

[–]PeachyPunchesI wanna take you to the gay barn 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for the prompt reply!

[–]universefan94It all started... when I was born. 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Does BeachCity have spoilery-titled articles, though?

[–]band-manSo long, and thanks for all the fixed vans 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Nah, just the title of the post and links. But, the Google drive thumbnails are VERY spoilery.

[–]ben123111Never forget the day this emote took the world by storm 27 ポイント28 ポイント  (6子コメント)

Vader is Luke's father? Shit!

[–]GravelordDeNito 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Geez, next they'll be telling us stuff like "Snape killed Dumbledore!" Pffft, like that would ever happen!

[–]kupiakosZA̡͊͠͝LGΌ ISͮ̂҉̯͈͕̹̘̱ TO͇̹̺ͅƝ̴ȳ̳ TH̘Ë͖́̉ ͠P̯͍̭O̚​N̐Y̡ 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Snape killed Dumbledore with Rosebud, but then it turns out they're both Tyler Durden.

[–]HoedoorSteven's Original Character 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I always get spoiled on the big shit, youtube got me the moment they were uploaded, there was no warning :(

[–]PeachyPunchesI wanna take you to the gay barn 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Are they out of sequence? or are they the next few episodes scheduled to air?

[–]KyrtpPeridot RAWR 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It seems to be the latter. At least they are in the right sequence as far as i know.

[–]PeachyPunchesI wanna take you to the gay barn 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Thanks for the prompt reply

[–]SYZekromPM me your dark lesbian backstory 126 ポイント127 ポイント  (18子コメント)

"SU LEAKED"

ME: CAN'T RESIST

LEAKS: 480p

Me: I can wait.

[–]tiloziBeautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure 36 ポイント37 ポイント  (9子コメント)

IT'S WORTH IT

[–]Jwrap 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (7子コメント)

YOU HAVEN'T EMPHASIZED HOW WORTH IT THIS IS!

[–]tiloziBeautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (6子コメント)

IT'S VERY WORTH IT

[–]GaryCXJk 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

480p is never worth it.

[–]Cygnus14 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank God it's in 480p. I wouldn't be able to resist if they were in 720p.

[–]__botted 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

THE LEAKS ARE IN 720P YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW WHERE TO LOOK

[–]RuefullyAmedot <3 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you me? I love SU but will not watch if it isn't in HD.

[–]Flamma_Man 78 ポイント79 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I feel SO bad for the crew.

[–]Cooperklebba 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I think I heard somewhere that previews officially released by CN are made by the crew and are intended to be seen. (don't quite me on that)

[–]Flamma_Man 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But all the previews for their bombs "released" at once?

Including the full episodes? (Yes, they're apparently available, watch out.)

[–]Gantoor( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Except in this case it's not previews, but the entire episodes, apparently.

[–]OrohnaDar 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I think you're right, but this time it's entire episodes.

[–]ReallyCreative 77 ポイント78 ポイント  (1子コメント)

THE LEAKS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE APP

[–]universefan94It all started... when I was born. 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But who was app?

[–]justforSU#HappyLapis2k16 Co-founder of the Lapis Squad 124 ポイント125 ポイント  (3子コメント)

its january the 2nd....JANUARY THE 2ND
AND WE ALREADY HAVE FUCKING LEAKS....

BY CARTOON NETWORK ITSELF!!!!!!

[–]ScoutbertBonkstein 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (0子コメント)

great way to start off the year/s

[–]SilvarusLupusWhat is "money?" 14 ポイント15 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I guess that's one way to put the leakers out of business.

[–]littledorkysmilewelcome to death city, p 124 ポイント125 ポイント  (8子コメント)

I'm convinced CN is run by monkeys now.

[–]WaffleBitI thought violence would be the answer[S] 104 ポイント105 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Modding this subreddit isn't like modding any other subs. You also have to account for the chaos that CN causes every single time.

[–]Wiil23_"You two should spend some time apart" 75 ポイント76 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know this has been said before, but fucking thank you. You guys give up on being spoiler free (or don't care, but in my opinion its still a bummer) so we can be safe here.

Just, thank you, mod team.

[–]badgerspriteDiamonds aren't a Pearl's best friend. 51 ポイント52 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously, full credit to the mods. I spoiled myself by choice but I've been on so many other subreddits where spoilers will be right there all over the front page in post titles so you can't possibly avoid them.

SU has the worst problems with leaks and spoilers of any fandom I have ever seen and they still manage to keep people safe here. It's incredible.

[–]iprefertauwater mom is best mom 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

so cn is like the chaos monkey of this sub?

[–]SilvarusLupusWhat is "money?" 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thank you for your sacrifice.

[–]TheRealGC13I'm always sad when I'm lonely 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (1子コメント)

They know exactly what they're doing: like Buck, they're getting controversial and making a scene (which, as we've already established, they can't help).

[–]Nano_NaanoiOH GOD EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE WHY CN?!?!?! 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (1子コメント)

OH GODS. ARE THEY TRYING TO PISS OFF CREWNIVERSE?!

I thought they'd be bad, but I didn't know they'd be that bad.

[–]zharrhenArmrest 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I'm going to start a gofundme for cartoon network to hire competent people to handle their app

[–]Jwrap 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Cartoon Network: "Ew, no, being competent is for chumps! We wanna be like the sonic franchise!"

[–]sevelev711http://i.imgur.com/fxtstyO.png 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (5子コメント)

What the actual balls, CN? Why do they like leaking their most popular show so damn much? To my knowledge, none of the other CN originals have as much junk spoiled as this show. I'm definitely going to hold off on watching the previews... and just watching the full episodes in like a day or so.

[–]littledorkysmilewelcome to death city, p 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (2子コメント)

At least it's not at the same level as Adventure Time. It's (fairly recent I think) season finale released in another country months before it aired in America...

[–]AlexB9598WThe inner machinations of Cartoon Network's mind are an enigma 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Although that was South Africa, and nobody could find the finale online anywhere.

Here, CN USA, presumably the boss in all of this, decides to put it on the app. Mindboggling

[–]ProfessorMetallica 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tbf most of the CN originals don't have much of a plot worth spoiling.

[–]CitySparrowGuffaw mightily to the sky, let the gay space rocks hear you! 32 ポイント33 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit. I looked because I have little willpower and I'm starved for content but, holy shit.

[–]3DSplayer87Stevonnie is my favorite fusion. 57 ポイント58 ポイント  (11子コメント)

I thought 2016 was over.

[–]infinight888 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (3子コメント)

2017 is shaping up to be even worse. Terrible omens are everywhere. Silver's computer got hit by lightning, Donald Trump is officially becoming president, and now this leak...

[–]Fullmetalnyuu 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

But hey, The Last of Us Part 2 might come out this year! Silver lining!

[–]justforSU#HappyLapis2k16 Co-founder of the Lapis Squad 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (1子コメント)

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN GOING ON?!

[–]CasaBlacka 91 ポイント92 ポイント  (13子コメント)

CN is the most incompetent company I have ever seen, they must be doing this on purpose. For anyone curious, the CN App has all 5 episodes enabled for viewing, get them while they're hot.

[–]PolarisOrbigod is dead 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (10子コメント)

Full episodes or previews?

[–]CasaBlacka 38 ポイント39 ポイント  (9子コメント)

Full episodes.

[–]Flamma_Man 37 ポイント38 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Are you serious?

Jesus.

[–]BoomBamCrashLeader of the Shorty Squad 24 ポイント25 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Wait. "12 minute long episode" kind of full episode?

[–]badgerspriteDiamonds aren't a Pearl's best friend. 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yes. If you have a cable provider log in.

[–]BardfinnWe can all get married… 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (1子コメント)

My cable provider just got bought out, and now my username and password don't work.

The one time in five years I want to watch programming online.

Uuuuggghhhh

[–]Throwawayjust_incaseMy birthstone is Gurgle Click Click 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (8子コメント)

Oooh shit. Glad I heard about this in 3 minutes.

Now if I can only remember to stay off Youtube...

[–]Jwrap 26 ポイント27 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Honestly, just don't go online. Or in public. Or don't go to sleep. Don't stay home, either, but don't go outside.

[–]badgerspriteDiamonds aren't a Pearl's best friend. 28 ポイント29 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Just go reform in your gem for a few weeks.

[–]SilvarusLupusWhat is "money?" 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah, the classic Pearl maneuver. Good call.

[–]WhiteZerko 13 ポイント14 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I already had the final episode of the bunch spoiled... ANF IT WAS JUST THE THUMBNAIL!

[–]Momosabonim 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'd say just delete all your youtube history (unless you're subscribed to SU related channels)

[–]PowerOfNickStupid Dave Guy... 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just like the good old days. :') In any case, I was literally JUST thinking how unlucky I'd be to be watching SU videos on Youtube if there were leaks (because thumbnail spoilers are rampant...) and bam... guess I'm logging off everything till the 30th lol.

[–]DankTomato2 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (3子コメント)

THE LEAKED EVERY FUCKING EPISODE AND I DOWNLOADED ALL OF THEM MY LIFE RN

[–]shellbullet17Crystal geeeeeeem 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (7子コメント)

Hey guys I know some of you may have seen the leaks and are now thinking

"I wanna talk about this SOOO BAD...BUT I CANT"

Fear not! r/BeachCity has a thread just for you! Come on down and discuss the leak with us! See you there!

[–]Weabythat's my flair... 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We now return to your regularly scheduled hiatus posting!

[–]shellbullet17Crystal geeeeeeem 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

MY BODY ISNT READY

[–]Jwrap 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Honestly, I'm good. I originally thought this was what both CN and the Crewniverse wanted, which is why I watched it, but now I just want to get people hyped and not reveal a thing so they can feel the way I did.

[–]yinyangman12 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

How amazing are the episodes?

[–]Jwrap 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

In my opinion, TOO AMAZING, almost unreal. I appreciate how the, I don't know, 'intense' moments weren't too corny. I'd suggest waiting till that week is over, then watch them in order. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Sorry, had to get that out!

[–]AlexB9598WThe inner machinations of Cartoon Network's mind are an enigma 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh hey my flair is relevant now

[–]paspartuu 16 ポイント17 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Seriously I cannot believe CN literally just nonchalantly uploaded the biggest, most epic, most lore-filled, most HAPPENING 5 episodes since The Return-Jailbreak bomb on their website. All 5 eps, in full, on their website, complete with goddamn 2-min teasers, tee hee.

It's not a leak. No-one hacked anything. They just intentionally slapped the ebin content online legally viewable on their site a month, a month before airdate.

It's like an intentional attempt from the network itself to kill hype and ratings figures for SU, holy shit.

EDIT: Also I watched them all and it's a BIG FUCKING DEAL, I'd recommend people staying the heck away from anywhere discussing SU, finding the episodes online somewhere (I mean CN themselves intentionally released them, it's not hacked) and then REMEMBER TO WATCH THEM ON TV WHEN THEY AIR and try to build hype, the show needs the viewership.

My stance is this, because staying away from the internet for a full month is a bit much to ask, and getting spoiled is inevitable because the episodes are just back-to-back ebin spoilery lore-heavy content holy shit man even any screencap will spoil ya because of the new characters and the awesome new info and situations with the known characters. Just remember to watch them on tv on the "premiere", if you can.

[–]ChocoHorror 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We should definitely make a concentrated effort to watch the actual airing of the Steven Bomb to bolster those ratings.

[–]Its_just_hamIf you give a kid a box you know what they are gonna die 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (3子コメント)

My plan: 1. ONLY USE THIS SUBREDDIT TO DISCUSS SU 2. Never use the CN app 3. Log off of Youtube to avoid SU spoiler thumbnails 4. Google block

[–]Jwrap 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (2子コメント)

  1. Don't go outside 6. Don't go inside 7. Poof 8. Reform the day after the final leak so you can watch them in order.

I typed 5, not 1 but it isn't showing up.

[–]Taman_Should 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thefuckthehelltheshit.

[–]SlipperySnaggleFootSard: The Gem of a Thousand Memes 22 ポイント23 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Saw the thumbnails. Lol I'm dead.

[–]Momosabonim 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Stop it withe this type of comments, I can only get so hyped

[–]paspartuu 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I promise you still can't get hyped enough

[–]Garnetthepowerpair 11 ポイント12 ポイント  (0子コメント)

guess they might as well change the countdown to zero.

[–]DisneyDreamer123I'm here, I'm here, I'm here 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Wait, full episodes? A MONTH BEFORE THEY AIR! Ay yi yi. I thought the SWI leaks were bad. This....... This is leakmageddon.

[–]SilvarusLupusWhat is "money?" 19 ポイント20 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You've experienced the StevenNuke now prepare for the leakapocalypse

[–]Jwrap 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Seriously, don't go online, or in public, or in your house, or outside.

Don't reform until the the week is over, so you can watch them all in a row.

[–]chrossrank 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (10子コメント)

To those who have watched it,i dont want spoilers,but i want to know this.

If these leaks were from gravity falls, which episodes would you say are AS spoilery? Like from the scale of roadtrip attraction to weirdmaggedon.

[–]badgerspriteDiamonds aren't a Pearl's best friend. 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It couldn't possibly be any more spoilery than this.

Like this is comparable to leaking the full episodes of GOT ahead of time last year.

[–]band-manSo long, and thanks for all the fixed vans 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Judging just by the screencaps, this is probably some Dipper and Mabel vs. the future shit.

[–]pappypapaya 10 ポイント11 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It would be like if 5 episodes of a Gravity Falls Season 3 dropped.

[–]3DSplayer87Stevonnie is my favorite fusion. 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (3子コメント)

Some people are saying these leaks are worse than Super Watermelon Island.

[–]chrossrank 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (0子コメント)

thing is,AT LEAST super watermelon island we knew was something that eventually was going to happen.

Stevenbomb 5 looks like something COMPLETELY different

[–]griefninja 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Weirdmaggedon. Leakmaggedon. Amethyst's secret twin brother was the author of the journals, bad.

[–]WaterLady28THAT'S YOUR BUTT!! 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh for fuck's sake. Looks like I'll have to tread carefully on Tumblr, some blogs don't give a fuck about posting gifs with huge spoilers. From the sounds of things in this thread, I don't want to know a goddamn thing.

[–]badgerspriteDiamonds aren't a Pearl's best friend. 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I would unfollow any SU tags and just not go into them at all.

[–]Secret_WizardIt's a secret to everybody. 8 ポイント9 ポイント  (3子コメント)

I just watched episode one of this leak and HOLY SHIT.

If there is even a single molecule inside you that is so much as pondering the thought of avoiding spoilers, STAY STRONG.

[–]ArkAngelHFB 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've watched them all... it doesn't stop being that level of epic really...

[–]BoboTheTalkingClown( ͡✪ ͜> ͡✪) 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, what hacker asshole leaked clips from the episode this time...

Oh. CN did.

CN leaked all 5 episodes of the bomb a month before they aired.

whyyyyyyyyy

[–]Throwawayjust_incaseMy birthstone is Gurgle Click Click 35 ポイント36 ポイント  (2子コメント)

STEVEN DIES AND PEEDEE IS ACTUALLY YELLOW DIAMOND

[–]chrossrank 17 ポイント18 ポイント  (0子コメント)

tommorow its gonna be worse cause you know someone is gonna put them on YT.

Worst time to not have cable.

[–]Roxieloxie 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh thank god I loved on here first I was just about to go on the Watch CN app and I hate spoilers so that would've been bad. I'm glad I didn't have my glasses on when I checked the app

[–]AbioFlesh 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I think CN is doing this shit on purpose. How to you mistakenly upload 5 FULL episodes?

[–]paspartuu 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

You don't. There's no way, absolutely no way it's a mistake. They just don't give a shit about their premiere airdate viewer figures, apparently.

[–]ArkAngelHFB 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

what if they where meant to come out at new year at one point...

Then that date got changed but the posting date didn't... and some worker just doing their job followed the old scheduled that never was updated for them.

[–]Cygnus14 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just realized even browsing my Reddit frontpage on mobile is dangerous since I'm subscribed to BeachCity and SULeaks. (Already saw a sort of spoiler-y screencap from "The Zoo". I almost threw my phone.)

Now unsubscribed by going to said subs and manually clicking the unsubscribe button while SQUINTING MY FREAKING EYES.

Thank you SU mods for keeping this sub a spoiler-free haven.

[–]TheRealGC13I'm always sad when I'm lonely 12 ポイント13 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is probably all my fault anyway. They must have been so impressed by my image macro for My Knight and Me that they just couldn't contain their enthusiasm any longer. I'll try to be less impressive in the future guys, sorry.

[–]chrossrank 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (13子コメント)

Question:Is it full episodes or just previews?

I saw someone say that will be all was the WHOLE thing

[–]RavenKouhai 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Oh boy... Correct me if I'm wrong, but haven't all the other spoilers only been a week or so ahead? I don't think I can take a whole MONTH of having to dodge spoilers x-x

edit: Nowhere is safe. Spoilers on my Youtube recommended.

[–]MyOCBlonicPeridon't 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (6子コメント)

I'm way too fucking weak not too watch them now. There's no way I could avoid spoilers for them for such a long amount of time.

[–]imk0ala 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Same....but I don't have a cable provider. 😭 This whole situation is just cruel.

[–]MyOCBlonicPeridon't 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I can already tell that those damn click-baity youtube thumbnails and titles are going to get me. One will just appear and it'll all be ruined.

[–]imk0ala 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Exactly. Honestly I'd rather watch them and get it over with before I get spoiled by something like that. Because I usually get spoiled. I'm hyped in the worst way. This is not cool.

[–]I-Do-Doodles 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

AAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHABAVAVAVAV!!!!!!!!!!!

Now that I've gotten that out of my system - I'm gonna go cry after clicking on what I thought was a fan made video that turned out to be one of the leaks.

[–]kagenohikari 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

F*CK! Clicked on a YT link thinking it was fanmade! Demmmmnnn, good thing I closed it immediately when I realized the animation looked too smooth to be fanmade. :(((((

[–]FingerBangYourFears 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Hey, just to say, this is simple a Contaiment Breach of SCP-XXXX.

Containment Procedures: Avert eyes from any and all social media (twitter.com, YouTube.com, Reddit.com, etc) until January 30th, 2017, wherein you can watch SCP-XXXX with no ill effects.

SCP-XXXX is a Euclid-class cognitohazard going under the name "The January Spill". SCP-XXXX takes the form of 5 episodes of the American animated telegenic show Steven Universe, aired early (approx. 28-33 days) and "leaked" to many of the aforementioned social media websites. SCP-XXXX's 5 episodes (titled SCP-XXXX-1 through 5) can only be viewed on a certain date;

SCP-XXXX-1 can only be viewed on 1/30/2017 and onward.

SCP-XXXX-2 can only be viewed on 1/31/2017 and onward.

SCP-XXXX-3 can only be viewed on 2/1/2017 and onward.

SCP-XXXX-4 can only be viewed on 2/2/2017 and onward.

And SCP-XXXX-5 can only be viewed on 2/3/2017.

SCP-XXXX's anomalous properties come into play if any episodes or any material related to an episode is observed before it's "release date". Each episode contains story elements and plot points from the show apparently capable of one of two outcomes on any who observe them;

Death resulting from sudden neural hemorrhages, strokes, and aneurysms.

Or a sudden and uncontrollable urge to share SCP-XXXX with as many people as possible.

In case of a breach, personnel are to avoid any social media until any of the aforementioned dates that it is safe to observe SCP-XXXX, wherein they may observe it at their leisure, as long as they only observe the episodes safe with their current date. Any interaction with the internet is considered dangerous during a containment breach but can be performed safely with the right precautions; as such, it is recommended to simply avoid the internet at all costs.

[–]_Peridot_PERCY FOR THE WIN! (I can't beat Zuke Peridot account T_T ) 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (1子コメント)

WHY IS EARTH FIREWALL SO CRAPPY CLODDY WORTHLESS USELESS PIECE OF JUNK!

[–]Its_just_hamIf you give a kid a box you know what they are gonna die 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thats just CN.

[–]infinityxero 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (32子コメント)

On a scale of 1-10 (please don't say what the leaks are because I hate spoilers) how big are the leaks?

[–]WaffleBitI thought violence would be the answer[S] 29 ポイント30 ポイント  (13子コメント)

These are the biggest EVER. The alexandrite-malachite fight is nothing compared to this.

[–]infinityxero 20 ポイント21 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I need to stay off the internet until January 30.

[–]PowerOfNickStupid Dave Guy... 15 ポイント16 ポイント  (0子コメント)

This breaks my heart because this is literally what happened the last time with noteworthy leaks. "How big are the leaks?" "Bigger than [any and everything CN has leaked before]."

[–]BoomBamCrashLeader of the Shorty Squad 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Worse than the Bismuth leaks?

[–]badgerspriteDiamonds aren't a Pearl's best friend. 23 ポイント24 ポイント  (2子コメント)

It would be impossible for any leak to be bigger than this short of leaking the ending of the series basically.

[–]band-manSo long, and thanks for all the fixed vans 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (5子コメント)

Now that makes me want to watch it even more.

[–]WaffleBitI thought violence would be the answer[S] 25 ポイント26 ポイント  (4子コメント)

I... huh, i lied. they look boring as hell. The promo is literally 3 minutes of Pearl eating a pie.

...Wait that sounds great.

[–]Dmelodicminor 34 ポイント35 ポイント  (0子コメント)

literally 3 minutes of Pearl eating a pie.

slams coffee mug down on table

SOLD, I'M IN

[–]band-manSo long, and thanks for all the fixed vans 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yeah. I only saw a few smallish leaks but apparently all 5 episodes have already leaked 4 weeks early by CN them self. I'm sorry that you guys have to deal with this.

[–]IputAcurseOnYou 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Pearl eating? Damn you sold me!

[–]Flamma_Man 18 ポイント19 ポイント  (11子コメント)

For reference, what would you have considered the Alexandrite/Malachite fight?

Say you would have rated that, say, a 7/10.

These spoilers?

No exaggeration, 30/10.

It's a bombshell. A single thumbnail ALONE from one episode is a bombshell. If you do not want spoilers, for the love of everything you hold dear, avoid these ones.

[–]infinityxero 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (9子コメント)

I'm not even going to risk it. Limited YouTube, deleted CN app, put in a Google block and a whole lot of prayers.

[–]badgerspriteDiamonds aren't a Pearl's best friend. 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yep. This is the way to go.

[–]megazapratAll Praise Baby Melon 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (4子コメント)

How do I limit youtube? On the one hand, it is one of my primary sources of entertainment, and I can't just avoid for four weeks. On the other hand, I really want to see this unspoiled. I can totally leave Tumblr for a month, but how can I limit youtube?

[–]infinityxero 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Any time I see a video related to Steven Universe or CN, no matter how old it is, I press "Not interested" as fast as I can.

[–]badgerspriteDiamonds aren't a Pearl's best friend. 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've already seen SU channels posting leaked images in video thumbnails so be careful.

[–]PowerOfNickStupid Dave Guy... 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

How does one put in a Google block? I'll be darned if Google Now spoils me lol.

[–]ZemedelphosStop disappearing my flair dangit 6 ポイント7 ポイント  (0子コメント)

On a scale of 1- 10,

3.14 * 10^42

[–]EE89HNNNNNNNNNNNG 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

On a scale of 1-10, about 573.

[–]Jwrap 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

That scale isn't big enough. 1-100 might not even be big enough. I'm truly debating if 1-1000 is big enough. Stay off the web, and get hype.

[–]badgerspriteDiamonds aren't a Pearl's best friend. 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

10.

[–]lappy-universeI feel bad for the su team tbh. 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's sad they worked 9 months for these episodes and they just put them out there.

[–]Stick124 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

SPOILER!:
Pearl Created Crying Breakfast Friends!

[–]halfar 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (3子コメント)

these spoilers are the biggest spoilers yet

avoid youtube

[–]PinheadPierrerip in pizza steve 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Why are people calling these leaks? This is clearly an intentional move by CN. The only "spoilers" would be the thumbnails, which you can avoid, provided you make the right decisions and watch the episodes in order.

[–]justforSU#HappyLapis2k16 Co-founder of the Lapis Squad 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

now to think of, someone going to get fired man.....

[–]shelbys_viola 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

What a great end to my Christmas break.

[–]J123ukDanganronpa fan trash, please help me 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

could have been worse

when we had the nuke, they could have leaked the whole nuke

[–]pieman7414 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

HAPPY NEW YEAR MOFOS

[–]ellingeng123 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Wow, just, wow.

I think they're down now. I managed to watch the first 3 (of 5?) before it started redirecting me to www.cartoonnetwork.nl for whatever reason. Dang it, but at least I'll have new material to watch in a month.

Biiiiig thanks to the mods for keeping this sub so darn spoiler free. You guys are doing us a great service.

[–]WowwhyOFTWThere's only one WowwhyOFTW[M] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No prob bob! We're trying our best.

[–]Silverriolu295TOO PURE FOR THIS WORLD 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

FUCK YOUTUBE AND THEIR SPOILERY ASS THUMBNAILS

[–]TheHolyFamily 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I don't think they're leaks. They're probably a "see it early on the app" type promo. They've done it with other shows before.

[–]Spyke96 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Sees that episodes have been leaked

"Just one can't hurt..."

Watches first leaked episode

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ..."

[–]FrostyRadarfuck 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

CN DOES IT AGAIN

[–]RDNRY 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I know i'm gonna watch em because i'll eventually get spoiled before the end of the month. I would'nt give ratings anyway so no shame.

[–]justforSU#HappyLapis2k16 Co-founder of the Lapis Squad 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

this is just fucking incredible man....

[–]chrossrank 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (3子コメント)

just watched the stevens dream one.not so bad cause its the first one.

can anyone tell me if the rest are safe?

[–]TheRealGC13I'm always sad when I'm lonely 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're pretty spoilerific.

[–]badgerspriteDiamonds aren't a Pearl's best friend. 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No, they give away how that episode ended.

[–]drramc 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dear god I only thought it was just previews didn't think it was this huge.

[–]SilvarusLupusWhat is "money?" 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

God...dammit. Time to get that tumblr blocker thing.

[–]AndroidYumiBack to my Lapis flair 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Man, this is so crazy but I think I'll be able to resist a peak at these. Unlike the Malachite x Alexandrite fight.

[–]charredchordI'm in it for the music, man. 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Entire episodes have been leaked.

Reddit chivalry prevents me from telling you how to find them, but fair warning friends, others will. Anything SU related will most certainly have uncensored spoilers abound for the next month.

Ready your blindfolds, for this winter will be a harsh one indeed.

[–]ret01 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (2子コメント)

CN's dun goofed now

Is there any way of watching these episodes besides the app?

[–]GlassReality45Dat's...uh...dat's gross. 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm torn on whether to watch the leaks or not. Right now I'm thinking yes, but...

[–]Jwrap 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

You haven't emphasized how huge this is. I can barely breathe(Okay, I can, but you get it.)

[–]OnceOnThisIsland 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I just saw the EXTREMELY spoilery thumbnail of a song from the leak in my YT recommendations (like THE WORST POSSIBLE SPOLIER right now). I fucking want to cry my eyes out. Jesus CN, we still have a month.

[–]raktajinos 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

having watched all the leaked episodes, I want to add my voice to the folks confirming: spoilers for these eps ARE a big deal; please either be very careful online for the next month, or watch all the episodes right now.

[–]SamuraiBloo24 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

No not again!!! Curse you 2017!!!!

[–]KuroSilv3r 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm scared. hold me.

[–]Amystial 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Just finished watching the leaks they are so lit. I am even more hyped for the entire season looks like stuff is going to get answered

[–]BibliomanzerParty in the hills, party in the 'burbs! 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Good heavens, leaks already? I figured there would be some from like 4chan or something but all the episodes of the new bomb, just pop up on the OFFICIAL APP?!

Worst part is, I saw a video about the leaks pop up in my subscription feed on Youtube. I thought it would be refuting the leaks so I watched and went into the comments. So now I'm partially spoiled. Great start to the new year!