Howdy Shills!

I was hammering away at the keyboard last night, lathered in sweat, pants firmly around ankles and wearing my favorite Adidas hoodie looking for firm evidence of the catalyst to this recent price run. Now of course the main reason of the run is because Bitcoin is awesome and becoming mainstream (duh!) but the speed at it has been occuring was outdoing even my brightest of rainbow charts. Was it MMM?..nope...Chinese Capital Flight?...nope...Trump?...nope.

Then it came to me in a flash..You guys - It's been my Skull Fucking Posts!

If you trace this price run its coincided in the exact proportion of the dong I've stuffed in your heads. For the first time in the history of mankind, one fat fuckin salamander colored dick has caused a financial revolution that will change the destiny of our species.

YOU'RE WELCOME. ($1025.00) (EDITED FOR PRICE INCREASE)