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HUMORHow to Be a Ladyperson at the Holidays: 10 Important Tips (imissyouwheniblink.com)

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[–]CoochQuarantine 9 ポイント10 ポイント  (1子コメント)

pants are for suckers

My weekend motto 😂😂😂

[–]TempestTcup[S] 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

When you ignore the rules, you get what you want. Take only desserts from the buffet of life, girl. Leave the vegetables to the losers.

[–]StingrayVC 7 ポイント8 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm

a superfresh candypants sugar blossom.

I want this to be my flair, right next to Pepe.

And then? Then, I want to make a statement. This statement:

Topless, smirking handbag-boxing ladies with boy haircuts make a statement.

This is spectacular. Thanks for sharing.

[–]jade_cat 4 ポイント5 ポイント  (0子コメント)

In the comments section:

Or, if you’re over 25, wear an apron and serve cookies.

Looks like I've been doing it right all along! :D

[–]blushinglillyMarried 5 ys, Early 30s 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (3子コメント)

The last picture reminded me of something that happened the other day. I saw a girl walking through our nearest city wearing a jumper with sheer tights on. The jumper barely covered her bottom, it was so short you couldn't even call it a mini dress. It genuinely looked like her skirt had fallen off.

I though it was a one off but not 2 minutes later I saw a girl in a very similar outfit, so I guess thats a thing now.

[–]TempestTcup[S] 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (1子コメント)

We used to say "It barely covers the fringe on her centerpiece", but of course no one seems to have fringe anymore, LOL!

[–]blushinglillyMarried 5 ys, Early 30s 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ha I'm going to file that one away for the future!

[–]HappyWifeLifeX 5 ポイント6 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Golden rule : Please make sure your shorts are longer than your lips

thanks bubye

[–]tintedlipbalm 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (4子コメント)

Put yourself first, in a sexy way

[–]TempestTcup[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (3子コメント)

It’s cute because the cats are babies, but it’s sad because if they’re in the clouds, I guess they’re dead? So, dead baby cats. But lots of diamonds. The point is, ladies, if you’re a majestic angel-kitten, heavenly trinkets are yours for the stalking. So be a wild, sexy, dead, luxurious cat-baby.

[–]tintedlipbalm 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (2子コメント)

Omg nooo I don't want to think they're dead! I want to believe they live in a cloudy place

[–]TempestTcup[S] 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

I bet they are really just on top of a mountain, up in the clouds :)

[–]onacasserole31 LTR 10; Married 5 3 ポイント4 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I laughed so hard at "If you play your cards right, your sensitive, goateed dad/boyfriend/professor will reward you with a pair of socks made out of his extra sweater sleeves."

[–]whistling_dixie 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do a sports thing. That’s funny.

That's me.

Have short hair and do something sportsy while also wearing your purse as a bra.

Ya lost me.

[–]mabeolMid 20s, LTR <1 year 1 ポイント2 ポイント  (0子コメント)

Tie me up, tie me 5% down like this quarter’s earnings, know what I mean?

[–]HappyWifeLifeX 2 ポイント3 ポイント  (1子コメント)

Ahh, the warm, snuggly comfort of over-the-knee suede boots and a chunky cashmere turtleneck on a brisk winter day. But no pants. Never pants.

I feel like this is really sound advice. I mean, look at what pants did for Hillary?!?

[–]timeforstretchpants~30, LTR, 2yrs 0 ポイント1 ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've only read the comments so far and... Uh... I'm confused but laughing so hard