I was at a relatively local tournament, around 20 people in the PM bracket. My first game against this falcon was close, but hey, I won. But I switched off Link to Kirby, as it seemed the better MU. Game two was close as well, but was finished with a falcon punch. Now, both these losses had an "effect" on my opponent, where he became increasingly more violent to his controller. But, to his credit, he was polite and calm and said ggs, and that should have been the end of that.

But then my phone rang.

Now, depending on your ringtone, this is most likely a perfectly fine development for you. Maybe you have some orchestral music, or one of the default soundtracks. However, this is not the case for me. Imagine, if you will, a vaguely angry falcon main, a group of people laughing because he was falcon punched, and then these lyrics bursting out of nowhere.

Kirby Kirby Kirby, that's the name you should know,

Kirby Kirby Kirby, he's the star of the show,

He's more than you think, he's got maximum pink, Kirby Kirby Kirby's the one!

This was obviously too much for the poor guy, who launched his controller into the wall, making a large hole, and stormed out of the venue. The phone call was my mum asking if I wanted chips or curry for tea.

Tl;dr: Kirby is the star of the show