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[–]stalker437 698ポイント699ポイント  (21子コメント)

[–]DeadAdventurer 28ポイント29ポイント  (1子コメント)

I never thought I'd use this canned Reddit response, but this needs to be higher.

[–]themage1028 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

Quentin Tarantino is on Reddit.

[–]wag1doe 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the unedited version right

[–]feathered-lizard 1549ポイント1550ポイント  (45子コメント)

I thought he was going to open the door into the kids face.

[–]chef_schwa 208ポイント209ポイント  (26子コメント)

Yeah, I did a quick check that I wasn't in r/childrenfallingover

[–]megamoviecritic 417ポイント418ポイント  (19子コメント)

My favourite sub of all time. Children are ridiculous.

Case in point: https://gfycat.com/LavishAngelicAmericantoad

[–]pgabrielfreak 130ポイント131ポイント  (13子コメント)

That's what's so wonderful about being around kids...they get you acting ridiculous also! Kids are great. I have grandkids and we act like total idiots sometimes...it's wonderful!

[–]fudog1138 89ポイント90ポイント  (6子コメント)

When my kids were young I used to do this silly dance with them with an equally silly song. Now they have kids and I do it with my Grandkids. My one daughter's eyes lit up when I sang it and danced with her son. "Oh my God Dad, I forgot all about that".

[–]freddc 77ポイント78ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Years of therapy to repress those memories ruined! Thanks a lot dad!"

[–]AgentNipples 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

No that's from all the "dad jokes"

[–]endmoor 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

When I was young I'd stand in front of the TV holding a Winnie The Pooh toy, mindlessly absorbing a Winnie The Pooh show, bobbing up and down with the music. So many home videos of my dad literally inches away from me and still unaware that he's filming me with a giant 3-foot 'camcorder.

I don't have kids. I'm a baby myself. That's my story. I want to feel included.

[–]willyboxc 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

If I would have been that dad I would have left my Halloween costume in the closet and act like as I go into the room I'm getting eaten by the most horrific of monsters. Then let him come open the door and jump out as whatever to play / scare joke with them. That would have been cool. Just glad he knew as a dad not to open that door, I'd have nailed him probably because I haven't had a kid yet and wouldn't have thought that through.

[–]shubby1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

wow i feel young all the sudden.

[–]_Aardvark 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

My kids are teenagers... dear lord tell me it gets better.

Also, join us over at /r/FuckImOld

[–]drunzae 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Found myself dancing with my 4 year old daughter in line at the bank when the musak started playing a song she liked.

[–]ThaBomb 26ポイント27ポイント  (0子コメント)

lol she just stays slumped over like that for the final couple seconds

/r/thisismylifenow

[–]FACE_Ghost 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

woah, woah!!, I got this. Ooo look ice. this is cold.

[–]KarateJames 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Subscribed! Best decision ever.

[–]Batman010 33ポイント34ポイント  (1子コメント)

I predicted two things here.

First I expected someone to jump out of the closet and scare the hell out of dad.

Then when that didn't happen I expected dad to swing the door open and give the kid a permanent eye patch.

Weird disappointment/relief combo...cute kid though.

[–]KapiTod 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was expecting the dad to come out wearing a monster mask.

[–]Callieach 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

I was waiting for this to take some really dark turn too.

[–]bluestarchasm 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

like the monster comes out all bloody. dad is gone except for his shoes that the monster is now wearing.

[–]Callieach 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

That would have been epic. Granted the therapy bills would have been massive.

[–]jonny1936 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Exactly what I've been thinking

[–]Carrrrrrrrrrl 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's what I was thinking at 30seconds. I was just waiting for that do to come shooting in and dome the kid

[–]jjjcjjj893 1134ポイント1135ポイント  (77子コメント)

The Dad: Capable of

  • Amazing impromptu acting
  • The ability to create amazing any fun past time
  • Can literally destroy any child's fears.

[–]Cupcakesandtattoos 300ポイント301ポイント  (68子コメント)

This is the kind of dad I wish my kids had. I smiled big at this.

[–]Sloppy_Anus 190ポイント191ポイント  (31子コメント)

I wish I had a dad...

[–]malthuswaswrong 128ポイント129ポイント  (18子コメント)

I wish I could be a dad

[–]craniumonempty 260ポイント261ポイント  (11子コメント)

You are now dad to /u/Sloppy_Anus

[–]Ubaralook 89ポイント90ポイント  (8子コメント)

So it is decreed, so it shall be

[–]Jlc2100 11ポイント12ポイント  (2子コメント)

Be that guys dad. Problem solved.

[–]RufusEnglish 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

They could quite easily both be the same age. Or the one wanting a dad could be 25 and the one wanting to be a dad could be 21. That would be a weird adoption.

Edit: 99 problems and the autocorrect problems are most of them.

[–]YoureNotAGenius 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

My husband knows a guy who adopted his mate. Can't remember the specifics but he was about 23 and his new son was 17

[–]Suckydog 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wish my dad would stop trying to kill me

[–]harsha_hs 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I wish I could offer help

[–]nicholas_77 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

Damn Bro. Internet hug

[–]Tsquared10 3ポイント4ポイント  (3子コメント)

Me too. He left before I was conceived

[–]youcanthandlethe 28ポイント29ポイント  (4子コメント)

The way the kid looks at the camera after, thinking "uh oh," and then opens the door to find out if dad's ok- THAT made me smile. Took courage.

[–]daddaman1 5ポイント6ポイント  (3子コメント)

Yea but then he tried to slam the door on him. That takes courage too (at least with my dad, ass whooping time)

[–]SirGanjaSpliffington 21ポイント22ポイント  (5子コメント)

My dad would have most likely pull a major payne and shoot the closet door and kill the monster with extreme prejudice.

[–]ploonce 25ポイント26ポイント  (1子コメント)

I believe they call that a Pistorius.

[–]tallandlanky 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

How did you know his dad didn't have legs?

[–]krazykarth 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

This confused the crap out of me for a minute. Then I realized I'm an idiot.

[–]lonesomeloser234 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I had to stare for a second ... then my heart broke a little

[–]ruffyreborn 2ポイント3ポイント  (6子コメント)

I plan on doing this, even having a stuffed monster mask to bring back as a severed head

[–]stickers-motivate-me 9ポイント10ポイント  (5子コメント)

The only problem with that is if the monster mask doesn't match the vision of "their" monster the way they see it in their head....then they're going to think "oh shit, that's not the monster I was talking about, this place must be crawling with monsters!" Next thing you know, they want to sleep in your bed for the next millennia. Source: have 3 kids

[–]AnotherReignCheck 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Not sure if mother mad at father or depressed father

[–]Cupcakesandtattoos 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Mother mad that father is a drug addict that steals from his own wife and father to support his addiction.

[–]Minimalanimalism 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

True MVP is the dog. He didn't know if it was real or not and was ready to jump in and solve some shit.

[–]El-MonkeyKing 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

As far as Dad stats go I believe he's a Level 27 Kid Cheerer Upper

[–]AWildSketchAppeared 1528ポイント1529ポイント  (91子コメント)

[–]El-MonkeyKing 348ポイント349ポイント  (4子コメント)

Kid has a great goatee, should be in there helping kill that thing

[–]cyberslick188 69ポイント70ポイント  (1子コメント)

Why is that small man with the open shirt not helping?

[–]0x2C3 11ポイント12ポイント  (0子コメント)

He's too high from smoking the dopest dope ever smoked

[–]deathblooms200655 10ポイント11ポイント  (1子コメント)

This is 5 yr old Richard Karn.

[–]GrijzePilion 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

Or Hammond, if he had his 2009 hair and his 2016 beard.

[–]ReasonablyBadass 37ポイント38ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Haha, Sharon watch me "kill" the mo...OHFUCKIT'SREAAAAArgh!"

[–]raznarukus 10ポイント11ポイント  (11子コメント)

Where did you come from?

[–]Ubaralook 30ポイント31ポイント  (10子コメント)

Where did you go?

[–]Soliter11 29ポイント30ポイント  (1子コメント)

Where did you come from, Cotton-Eyed Joe?

[–]IAMA_tool_AMA 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd been married a long time go

[–]lumpymonkey 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?

[–]areasontolivednb 16ポイント17ポイント  (0子コメント)

Glad to see you still making drawings :)

[–]Hosseh 10ポイント11ポイント  (13子コメント)

thought reddit hates you now

[–]SlimJD 5ポイント6ポイント  (10子コメント)

I missed something, what happened?

[–]xjayroox 26ポイント27ポイント  (8子コメント)

He flipped over a girl who rejected his advances and burned his sketch of her and called her fat on his facebook

[–]Primimus_Opt 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Relevant link: https://www.reddit.com/r/SubredditDrama/comments/56pxys/uawildsketchappeared_draws_a_picture_of_a_girl_he/

Though to be fair I'm over it. I'm willing to move past the momentary cringe for more sketches

[–]xjayroox 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah I honestly don't care about his personal life. That behavior is sort of in line with what I expect from a guy who goes on reddit all day and does sketches for stuff he sees anyways

[–]Primimus_Opt 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Besides, given the context and his response in the r/CringeAnarchy thread I wouldn't hold it against him forever. Was it overemotional and embarrassing for everyone involved? Yes, but who hasn't done something stupid when emotions run high?

[–]SlimJD 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ah the ol' post-rejection effigy fat-shame.

[–]TazdingoBan 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

/r/subredditdrama, which is a weird offshoot of /r/srs that pretends like they're normal people, got ahold of screenshots of his falling out with a girl, and then they did everything they possibly could to shit on him and twist the situation to make him look as bad as possible.

Don't ever, ever let reddit get ahold of your personal life. So much of it is desperate to hold up to the stereotype of guys being cringey, neckbeardy losers and will try ultra hard to shove you into that stereotype so they can laugh at their new target and feel good.

[–]OhHeyDont 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

He drew a penis turtle so everyone laughed about how silly the whole thing was and went back to being friends.

[–]Shiroi_Kage 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

This image looks very Japanese.

[–]Eonir 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

If it were just a tiny bit more Japanese, the kid would be joining him.

[–]RugBurnDogDick 350ポイント351ポイント  (22子コメント)

[–]thoriniv 228ポイント229ポイント  (3子コメント)

And that's what you always leave a note.

[–]bigboymatt13 50ポイント51ポイント  (1子コメント)

And that's why you don't yell.

[–]RenegadeBAM 43ポイント44ポイント  (0子コメント)

And that's why you don't teach your son a lesson.

[–]sugr_magnolia 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh, he's dead. You killed him when you left the door open with the air conditioning on.

[–]p3smerga 9ポイント10ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Oh god! What have I done!? Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds..."

[–]kulugo04 13ポイント14ポイント  (7子コメント)

He almost peed himself when he saw the cameras' shadow.

[–]1i_lu 44ポイント45ポイント  (5子コメント)

I'm pretty sure thinking he cut his dad's hand off is what made him freak out

[–]BukM1 11ポイント12ポイント  (4子コメント)

oh dear god I'm having flashbacks to when my grandfather stole my nose...the horror.

[–]lexrc 12ポイント13ポイント  (3子コメント)

My sister stole mine on a road trip and threw it out the window. There was drama for miles until my parents let me climb up front to look in the mirror.

[–]glider97 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

That sounds hilarious! I wanna try this on my cousins. How do you pull this off?

[–]lexrc 1ポイント2ポイント  (1子コメント)

Grip the nose between the knuckles of your forefinger and middle finger then just pull it off. Once you've pulled it off, quickly stick the end of your thumb between your knuckles and show the terrified child their "nose." Kid starts screaming. If you throw it out the window of the car on the highway, screaming intensifies. Soon, your parents start screaming too, let the kid see his nose in the mirror, then pull over and whip your ass for being such a bitch to your little brother.

[–]FieryFacias 142ポイント143ポイント  (5子コメント)

I love how Mr Dog is the parent/moderator at the end : "Alright, whats going on here, kids?"

[–]moudine 66ポイント67ポイント  (2子コメント)

We used to call my dog "the Enforcer" because she'd come bursting into any room where she heard too many shenanigans.

[–]inmyotherpants79 27ポイント28ポイント  (0子コメント)

My dog goes by the name Officer Buttbaby of the Fun Police. Since we don't have kids he enforces Fun Law on the cats when he feels they're having too much fun.

[–]sircheesy 140ポイント141ポイント  (4子コメント)

Dog to the rescue!!!

[–]what_words_may_come 42ポイント43ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Damn it Jim, why are you in the closet again? Are you drunk this early? I thought we talked about this."

[–]AiMiT 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

''Aright you two, that’s enough.''

[–]thirdeyeape 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

My dad did the same thing. Except my father never came back. The monster took his clothes, wallet and truck as well.

[–]Tranlers 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Your monster sounds a lot like an ex-wife.

[–]Slade0001 19ポイント20ポイント  (2子コメント)

" He just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice!!!"

[–]yanader 217ポイント218ポイント  (3子コメント)

Doggo: what's all this fuss?

[–]dellaint 89ポイント90ポイント  (1子コメント)

"Don't worry kid I got this"

[–]TranslatingAnimalGif 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dog : Everybody move aside, I'm going in

[–]LucForLucas 24ポイント25ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ain't nothing here but my food! That ain't no monster! Walk me!

[–]smerk321 63ポイント64ポイント  (0子コメント)

Awww! I love how even the dog has to investigate/get involved at the very end.

[–]watafu_mx 179ポイント180ポイント  (10子コメント)

Julia knew she was smart. She was one of those clever children, the kind of child who figures out early on that parents aren’t all-powerful and all-knowing.

The first time she realized this was when she got scared. There had been a noise in her room, coming from under her bed, or from the closet.

Julia ran down the hall, crying, “Mommy! Daddy!”
“What’s wrong, honey?”
“I huh-heard a m-monster,” Julia glubbed.

She expected them to comfort her, or roll their eyes, or get annoyed. Instead, they jumped up immediately and raced to her bedroom, where they checked under the bed, inspected the closet, and tested the window lock. They poked, prodded, and scoured every inch.

Julia caught on quickly. She knew what they were doing. By taking her fears seriously, they were showing their little girl that she was safe and loved. They had probably read about it in some book.

But the lesson Julia learned was that she had power. Thereafter, waking her parents became a nightly event. Julia would scream and cry, they would rush to her bedroom, and Julia would hide her grin behind tears. But not once did they ever complain.

One night she could stand it no longer, and she burst out laughing when Daddy fell down while examining the light fixture, as if a monster could fit up there.

“What’s so funny?” he asked, rubbing his backside.
“You,” Julia smirked. “You always believe me.”
Daddy wasn’t angry. He just looked at Mommy.
“Once,” he said quietly, “just once, we didn’t believe your brother.”

And Julia, an only child, did not sleep well that night.

Julia Was a Clever Girl [Lesson Challenge] by /u/IPostAtMidnight

[–]CSC160401 40ポイント41ポイント  (3子コメント)

Fucking great parenting

[–]Runs_towards_fire 18ポイント19ポイント  (1子コメント)

I know right? They even leave out a self filling water bowl and keep his food in a tub to keep it fresh.

[–]_stayhuman 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

The real monster is whoever's holding the camera.

[–]strongblack02 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm loving this trend of fathers and kids having happy times.

good brain bleach from the rest of this site.

[–]lencc 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Where's that beast... it might give me some treats" - Dog expectantly

[–]OneAttentionPlease 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

The dog was more concerned than the kid.

[–]1Meltdown1 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

I was hoping the dad was going to burst from the closet with a monster mask on.

[–]Avogadro101 5ポイント6ポイント  (2子コメント)

I can't wait to do stuff like this for my kid.

I can't wait to be a superhero in someone's eyes.

[–]realfinkployd 3ポイント4ポイント  (1子コメント)

Enjoy it for the decade you get to do it.

Then you become the supervillain :)

[–]Avogadro101 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I've been working on my evil laugh already!

Muahahahahaha

[–]aladdyn2 27ポイント28ポイント  (6子コメント)

Everyone knows their own kid, and this kid certainly seems to be enjoying this, but you should be careful before doing something like this or giving them "anti-monster spray" because if you think about it, what you are doing is saying to then that "yes, there are actually monsters in the house." Can back fire with certain kids.

[–]Swineflew1 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Watching this I felt like the kid never really thought there was a monster in the closet or he wouldn't have been smiling and running up to the door.

[–]EstherEczemaberry 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed. This looks more like a play session of pretend.

[–]TheRealSamBell 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

This kid seems like he's become accustomed to his dad joking around and playing pranks on him a lot. That's the impression I get watching this. The kid doesn't looks scared at any point and has a constant smile on his face

[–]YesHunty 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

As an internally tormented small child, if I saw my dad get sucked into the monster closet in question, I would have absolutely lost my shit and probably have never slept again.

[–]TheKidd 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

My daughter used to think there was a dragon in her closet. I'd get the old "Dragon Spray" and clear it out. She slept soundly every time.

[–]Oracle_of_Knowledge 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

When that kid was eyeball level to that doorknob, I feared that this gif was going to take a nasty turn. Glad the dad didn't decide to bust out of the closet at that point.

[–]captainredbeered 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Does anyone have the actual video with audio?

[–]Aakao25 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Would have been much better if the kid freaked out and cried.

[–]King_Kingly 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Anyway someone can find this on Youtube with sound?

[–]DBR2_34 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

The kid's face when it dawns over him that such a monster could've possibly taken his dad. <3

I shall aim to be the best dad there ever was for my future kids.

[–]gperlman 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

As fun as this is, I think this Dad would do more for his kid by opening the closet door and showing him that there is no monster and then explaining that monsters don't live in closets. They live under beds.

[–]Hector-SN 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Wait did he get the monster? The suspense is killing me.

[–]ryanosaurusrex1 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I enjoyed the dog at the end for reinforcement.

[–]T0M1N4T0RZ 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Send in the hounds!"

[–]lcd4311 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was waiting for the dad to swing the door open and smack the kid in the eye with the doorknob. Thankfully that didn't happen

[–]doogie88 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

I read that as "dog goes after monster in the closest." Waited. Waited. Waited. There he is! Clip ends.

[–]VapeFiction 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

put a shirt on that kid you hillbillies

[–]Phailet 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Honestly though, this seems like great parenting to me. Most parents would probably tell their kids to ignore it or just tell them they're delusional or something, and they'd just continue to have nightmares. Really nice to see the things this dude did for his son.

[–]MadWlad 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

yes so true, this guy takes it with humor and everybody is laughing at the end. The child learns there is nothing to fear when dad is just joing about it and it turns into something fun :3

[–]EstherEczemaberry 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Parents don't have time to throw a Broadway production for every little worry or question a kid has. Pretty clear you're not a parent...

[–]ImaSmackYew 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Thought the dad was going to come out dressed as a monster and destroy his kids trust forever

[–]Ho_Dang 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Teaching their kid to be brave :)

[–]MadWlad 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Reminds me of the scene in Major Payne https://youtu.be/xgJ8hwpbukw?t=2m4s

[–]MuthaFuckasTookMyIsh 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

The dog wanted a piece, too.

[–]eeyore134 1ポイント2ポイント  (2子コメント)

Nobody else thinks that pretending to be yanked into a closet in front of a kid supposedly scared of a monster in his closet is a bad idea? Sure, the kid had a big grin on his face almost the entire time, but he couldn't know that. My stepdad did something similar when my Erector set fell off a shelf in my closet for no reason while we were downstairs making smaller me think someone had broken in. He goes up to check on it and screams and I find him 'unconscious' on the floor. I didn't find it particularly funny and was pretty terrified.

[–]Pixie024 2ポイント3ポイント  (1子コメント)

It looks like they have played this game before. Dad gets super silly and the kid feels better.

edit: Kid was not afraid because parent with the camera was laughing.

[–]thenoof 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you want your son to have nightmares? Because that's how you give your son nightmares.

[–]ThunderEcho100 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

It was funny but as a parent I don't know how I feel about him welding that huge knife. Fake or not.

[–]chinesethankyoupls 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

the dog at the end makes it.

[–]Fizbanic 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

This shit is never funny without sound. Takes literally a few seconds to do a simple search and find it on YouTube.

Original with sound

[–]Caro2406 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

This great dad hasn't lost the inner child in him :)) good for him ! And surely good for his kid. SUPERDAD!

[–]sbay 4ポイント5ポイント  (4子コメント)

So I am conflicted about this. Wouldn't this kind of action kind of confirm to the child that s monster 'does' exist. And that this monster is very aggressive and dangerous?

Instead, wouldn't be a good approach showing the child that the closet is empty and there is no such thing as a monster?

[–]chrisphin 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Terry Pratchett would say: the kid knows monsters exist; this shows them monsters can be defeated.