Elizabeth Holmes To Shut Theranos' Core Operations, Fire 40% Of Workers

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The death of Theranos has been long coming ever since the WSJ' John Carreyrou did a phenomenal job, starting about one year ago, of exposing the fraud that is Clinton Global Initiative-darling Elizabeth Holmes, but as of this evening it is largely official. In an "open letter" just posted on the company's website, Holmes said Theranos would shut down its blood-testing clinical labs and fire 340 of approximately 790 full time employees, roughly 40% of its entire workforce.

As the WSJ, whose story this has been from day one writes, "the moves mark a dramatic retreat by the Palo Alto company and founder Elizabeth Holmes from their core strategy of offering a long menu of low-price blood tests directly to consumers. Those ambitions already were endangered by crippling regulatory sanctions that followed revelations by The Wall Street Journal of shortcomings in Theranos’s technology and operations."

Still, while Theranos' official closure, and still long-overdue criminal raid, should have taken place long ago (we wonder if Holmes' proximity to the Clinton Foundation may be a mitigating factor) in a testament to just how much dumb money there really is, the company will still continue to operate, even if under a severely scaled down, "post-pivot" business model. As Holmes writes, "we will return our undivided attention to our miniLab platform.  Our ultimate goal is to commercialize miniaturized, automated laboratories capable of small-volume sample testing, with an emphasis on vulnerable patient populations, including oncology, pediatrics, and intensive care."

Holmes announced in August a new blood-testing device called miniLab, which is about the size of a printer but hasn’t been approved by regulators. The shutdowns and layoffs could help the closely held company minimize its cash burn in its attempt to accelerate the development of products that could be sold to outside laboratories, although it is unclear who would want to buy them.

Her full - and perhaps final - letter is below:

For our stakeholders,

 

After many months spent assessing our strengths and addressing our weaknesses, we have moved to structure our company around the model best aligned with our core values and mission.

 

We have decided to close our clinical labs and Theranos Wellness Centers, which will impact approximately 340 employees in Arizona, California, and Pennsylvania.  We are profoundly grateful to these team members, many of whom have devoted years to Theranos and our mission, for their commitment to our company and our guests.

 

We will return our undivided attention to our miniLab platform.  Our ultimate goal is to commercialize miniaturized, automated laboratories capable of small-volume sample testing, with an emphasis on vulnerable patient populations, including oncology, pediatrics, and intensive care.

 

We have a new executive team leading our work toward obtaining FDA clearances, building commercial partnerships, and pursuing publications in scientific journals.

 

We are fortunate to have supporters and investors who believe deeply in our mission of affordable, less invasive lab testing, and to have the runway to realize our vision.

 

I look forward to sharing more with you as we progress along the way.

 

Sincerely,

 

Elizabeth Holmes

According to the WSJ, a retreat from the strategy that won the company a valuation of $9 billion in 2014 could make it less complicated for Ms. Holmes, to keep running Theranos as chief executive if the a ban sought by regulators to prevent her from owning any lab for two years is imposed. She also controls a majority voting stake in the company and can’t be easily removed from her position, according to people familiar with the matter.

As for the new product, we doubt it will get a billion, or even a million dollar valuation: "The miniLab was unveiled at a conference of lab scientists, and Ms. Holmes said it could run accurate tests from a few drops of blood. Theranos sought emergency clearance of Zika-virus blood test but then withdrew its request after federal regulators found that the company didn’t include proper patient safeguards in a study of the new test."

Oops.

But while Holmes downfall, while fascinating, was predictable the far bigger question is how she managed to get to the top in the first place. The answer: a relent barrage of sycophants, paving her way from day one, instead of asking probing questions for some reason we hope to uncover one day. Here is a sample of everyone in the press who probably should be fired, courtesy of Bruce Quinn.

August 30, 2013
"Theranos: The Biggest Biotech You've Never Heard of."
San Francisco Business Times. By Ron Leuty.  Here.

September 8, 2013
"Elizabeth Holmes: The Breakthrough of Instant Diagnosis."  

The pivotal Wall Street Journal article, by Joseph Rago.  Here
A Stanford dropout is bidding to make tests more accurate, less painful - and at a fraction of the current price.
 
September 9, 2013
"Secretive Theranos emerging partly from shadows."
SF BizJournal, SF/Biotech, by Ron Leuty, subtitled, "The biggest biotech you've never heard of." Here

October 9, 2013
"Just a Drop Will Do."
Pediatric News. By William Wilkoff.  Here.

 
November 6, 2013
"What Heath Care Needs is a Real Time Snapshot of You."
WIRED, By Daniela Hernandez.  Here.

November 13, 2013.
"One Small Ow-eee."
PediaBlog.  By Ned Ketyer MD.  Here.

November 18, 2013
"Creative disruption?  She's 29 and Set to Reboot Lab Medicine."

MedPageToday.  By Eric Topol.  Here.
 
February 18, 2014
"This Woman Invented a Way to Run 30 Lab Tests on Only One Drop of Blood."
WIRED again, by Caitlin Roper.  Here.  WIRED revisits Holmes, with an interview.
 
February 28, 2014
"Stanford Dropout Revolutionizes Blood Tests"
Take Part, by Liana Aghajanian.  Here.  
 
June, 2014
Hematology Reports (Open Access Journal).  Full article PDF: Here.
Chan SM, Chadwick J, Young DL, Holmes E, & Gotlib J (2014).  Intensive serial biomarker profiling for the prediction of neutropenic fever with hematologic malignancies undergoing therapy: a pilot study.  Hematology Reports 6(2).  
Pubmed Central, here
 
June 12, 2014
"This CEO is Out for Blood."
Fortune, by Roger Parloff.   Here.  Featured as cover story (picture).
 
June 17, 2014
"Elizabeth Holmes, Who Wants To Shake Up The Blood Testing Industry, Is A Billionaire At 30."
Forbes [blog], by - Zina Moukheiber.  Here.
 
July 2, 2014
"Bloody Amazing."
Forbes [blog 7/2, and Issue, 7/21], by Mathew Herper.  Here.
 
June 3, 2014
US Patent: "Systems and Methods of Sample Processing and Fluid Control in a Fluidic System."
PDF, Patent 8,742,230 B2, 80 pp..  Here.
"This invention is in the field of medical devices...portable medical devices that allow real-tie detection of analytes from a biological fluid...for providing point-of-care testing for a variety of medical applications."
 
June 20, 2014
"Theranos: Small Sample, Big Opportunity."
Decibio [Consultancy blog].  By Eric Lakin.  Here.
 
July 8, 2014
"Nanotainer Revolutionizes Blood Testing." VIDEO
USA TODAY.   Here.
 
July 15, 2014
"Meet Elizabeth Holmes, Silicon Valley's Latest Phenomenon"
San Jose Mercury News, by Michelle Quinn.   Here.
 
July 15, 2014
"Theranos bringing 500 new jobs to Scottsdale's SkySong."
Phoenix Business Journal.  By Angela Gonzales.   Here.  [SkySong is an ASU-affiliated tech park].
 
July 21, 2014
"Meet Elizabeth Holmes, the Youngest Female Self-made Billionaire Changing the World with Medical Technology."
Women's ILAB, by Katherine Melescuic.  Here.
 
August 11, 2014
"Ignoring Lab Industry, Theranos Goes Its Way."
"My Visit to Walgreens for Theranos Lab Tests." DARK REPORT (Paper by subscription only).  Table of contents here.
 
September 8, 2014
TechCrunch / Youtube Interview with John Sheiber.  VIDEO.
Here.,For further details, see here.
 
September 8, 2014
"Elizabeth Holmes takes Theranos' blood test to tech movers, shakers."
Biotech SF / Bizjournals - by Ron Leuty.  Discussion of TechCrunch presentation.  Here.
 
September 29, 2014
"This Woman's Revolutionary Idea Made Her A Billionaire — And Could Change Medicine."
Business Insider.  By Kevin Loria.  Here.  See also June 4, 2015.
 
September 30, 2014
"Queen Elizabeth: Mystique of Theranos founder grows with Forbes' richest ranking."
Biotech SF / Bizjournals - by Ron Leuty.   Here.
October, 2014
"Health Plans Deploy New Systems to Control Use of Lab Tests."
Managed Care.  By Joseph Burns.  Here.
Does not directly cite Theranos.  Cites contrasting viewpoints on the value of direct easy inexpensive test access:

October 1, 2014

"How One Entrepreneur is Transforming Blood Testing."
Slate - by Kevin Loria.  Here.  [Reprint from Business Insider, 9/29, above.]

October 16, 2014
"She's America's Youngest Female Billionaire - And a Dropout."
by Rachel Crane. CNN/Money.  Here.  [Text & Video.]

October 27, 2014
"Theranos Due Diligence: Company Profile, SWOT Analysis, Market Opportunity."
Decibio.  Consulting group profile of Theranos and its valuation and market position (73 pages; $850).  Here.  Table of Contents, here.  Additional description here

 
November 7, 2014
TEDMED - Youtube - Elizabeth Holmes at TEDMED.  VIDEO.
Here.,For further details, see here.

November 7, 2014
"Major Upside for Walgreens Stock"
InvestorPlace.  By John Divine.  Here.
"The single biggest catalyst for WAG stock in the future may be the company’s decision to partner with the privately held health-tech firm Theranos."

 
December 8, 2014
Fortune/Youtube - Theranos Billionaire Founder Talks Growth. VIDEO.

Video interview with Pattie Sellers.  Here.
For further details, see here.

December 8, 2014
"Here's How the World's Youngest Self-Made Female Billionaire Shows People She's In Charge."
Business Insider.  By Richard Feloni.  Here.

December 8, 2014
"The New Yorker on the Promise, the Secrecy, and the Challenges of Super-Startup Theranos."
MedCityNews.  by Meghana Keshavan.  Here.

December 12, 2014
"Behind the Curtain at Theranos."
NBC News. (Video).  Interview with Ken Auletta.  Here.
For more detail, see here.

December 14, 2014
"Blood Test Innovation: Less Cost, No Big Needle"
Information Week/Healthcare.  By Larry Stofko.  Here.

January 28, 2015
"Elizabeth Holmes, Theranos: Transforming Healthcare by Embracing Failure."
Youtube.  Stanford Graduate School of Business.  Here.
 
February, 2015
"Top 10 Most Innovative Companies in Health Care, 2015: #7, Theranos"
Fast Company (staff), here.
February, 2015
"Vetting Theranos"
Laboratory Economics [trade journal, subscription].  By JonDavid Kipp.  Here.
February 2, 2015.
"CEO Q&A: Craig Hall."
Real Estate Daily.  By Christina Perez.  Hall was early investor in Theranos.  Here.
 
February 3, 2015
"Breakthrough Branding: Theranos, with Walgreens, Revolutionizes Healthcare."
Brand Channel.  By Sheila Shayon.  Here.
 
February 3, 2015
"Will Theranos Turn the Lab Industry Upside Down?"
Market Financial Analysis.  Here and here.  Order here ($99).
 
February 6, 2015
"Ten Things to Know about America's Youngest Female Billionaire."
Business Insider.  By Koa Beck.  Here.
 
February 5, 2015
"Disruptive Technology Main Focus at Clinton Health Conference."
California Healthline.  By Lauren McSherry. Here.
President Clinton, Fourth Annual Health Matters Activation Summit.  "Access to health information is a basic human right," said Elizabeth Holmes, a young Silicon Valley entrepreneur who founded Theranos, a blood analytics and diagnostics company. [President] Clinton, who applauded her work to provide low-cost testing to the general public, said the company is valued at $9 billion.  See also at Clinton Foundation.org, here.
 
February 10, 2015
"Elizabeth Holmes - Theranos"
Upstart.  By Teresa Novellino.  Here.
 
February 10, 2015
"Theranos CEO: Avoid Backup Plans."
INC (from Stanford Business School.)  By Deborah Peterson.  Here.
"I think that the minute that you have a backup plan, you've admitted that you're not going to succeed."
 
February 17, 2015
"Stealth Research: Is Biomedical Innovation Happening Outside the Peer-reviewed Literature?"
JAMA.  By John P.A. Ionnanidis.  Here.
"Theranos is just one example among many for which major efforts and major claims about biomedical progress seem to be happening outside the peer-reviewed scientific literature...stealth research creates total ambiguity about what evidence can be trusted in a mix of possibly brilliant ideas, aggressive corporate announcements, and mass media hype."   See comment at Healthnewsreview.org here (February 23, 2015).
February 27, 2015
"Tech company Theranos pushes consumer lab-testing bill."
Arizona Republic.  By Ken Tucker.  Here.
For legislative text, here.  For a blog on the topic, here.  For cloud version of the legislative text, here.  Article in March 2015 Laboratory Economics [subscription, here.]
 
February, 2015
"Theranos: Blood Tests that Need Just a Tiny Sample."
Walgreens website, "At the Corner of Happy and Healthy," accessed 2/17/2015.  Here.
 
March, 2015
"Secret Shoppers Disappointed by Theranos."
Laboratory Economics.   By Jondavid Klipp.  Here (subscription).
Summarizes experiences of "secret shoppers" from Piper Jaffray, an Arizona lab, The Dark Report, and a California lab.  Most reported 3-day results and many reported standard venipuncture.
 
March 2, 2015
"Meet the Most Impressive Woman on Forbes' Female Billionaire List."
Identities.Mic.  March 2, 2015.  By Julie Zeilinger.    Here.
March 5, 2015
"Millennials and Money: New Kids in the Forbes Billionaires Club."
National Center for Business Journalism.  By Rian Bosse.  Elizabeth Holmes noted.  Here.
 
March 6, 2015
"Theranos Files Comment In Support Of Food and Drug Administration Oversight Of Laboratory-Developed Tests."
Theranos Press Release.  Here.
The comment letter, dated 3/1/2015, 4 pages, here.
 
March 7, 2015.  
"Health care in America: Shock treatment. A wasteful and inefficient industry is in the throes of great disruption."
The Economist.  Theranos mentioned.  Here.  Also here.
March 9, 2015
"Theranos and Cleveland Clinic Announce Strategic Alliance to Improve Patient Care through Innovation in Testing."
Press release.  Here.
 
March 9, 2015
"Cleveland Clinic Taps Theranos, Bets on Cheaper Diagnostics."
Healthcare Finance News.  Anthony Brio.  Here.
 
March 9, 2015.
Fox News Cleveland Clinic/Theranos Interview.  VIDEO.
Fox News Online.  Here.  Additional notes, here.
 
March 9, 2015
"Cleveland Clinic Enters 'Long-Term Strategic Alliance' with Theranos, Inc."
Crain's Cleveland Business.  By Timothy Magaw.  Here.
 
March 9, 2015
"Elizabeth Holmes:  2015 Horatio Alger Award Winner."
Horatio Alger Association.  Webpage,  here.  Press release, here.
 
March 13, 2015
"Theranos Seeks FDA Approval for Early-detection Ebola Test: George Schultz."
Silicon Valley Business Journal.  By Ben Soriano.  Here.
 
March 17, 2015
"Mark Cuban Talks Healthcare Investing: Soon Our Bodies Will Be Big Math Equations."
MedCity News.  By Stephanie Baum.  Here.
“Sensors are the next opportunity,” Cuban said. He also voiced his enthusiasm for companies like 23andMe and Theranos.
 
March 23, 2015
"Boies Schiller Set to Open Palo Alto Outpost."
The Recorder.  By Patience Haggin.  Here.
April 7, 2015
"Patients Can Soon Get Lab Tests Without Doctors' Orders."
Arizona Republic.  By Yvonne Wingett Sanchez & Ken Alltucker.  Here.
 
April 8, 2015
"Theranos One Step Closer to Consumerizing Health."
Decibio [Blog].  By Eric Lakin.  Here.  [Arizona consumer test law.]
 
April 9, 2015
"Arizona Health Law Could Boost Theranos' Biotech Prospects."
USA Today [America's Markets].  By Marco Della Cava.  Here.
 
April 16, 2015
"Elizabeth Holmes."
TIME [100 Most Influential People.]  By Henry Kissinger.  Here.
 
April 17, 2015.
"How Elizabeth Holmes became inspired to transform blood testing." VIDEO
CBS News This Morning.   Here.  Also here,  here.  More here.
 
April 20, 2015
"The Doctor is Out: LabCorp to Let Consumers Order Own Tests."
Bloomberg.  By Cynthia Koons.  Here., Also: In slightly different version, same author, Bloomberg Business Week, 4/27/15.
April 20, 2015
"What News at Theranos?  Lab Firm Expands in AZ."
"In Arizona, New Consumer Direct Access Law is a First Win for California-Based Theranos."
"Theranos: Many Questions, but Very Few Answers."
Dark Report (subscription).  Here.
 
April 27, 2015
"World's Youngest Billionaire - Another Steve Jobs?"
CNBC.  By Abigail Stevenson.  Here.
 
April 27, 2015
"Occam's Razor and the Secrecy of Theranos.  A Bunch of Crock?  No."
Medcitynews.   By Meghana Keshavan.  Here.
 
April 28, 2015
"Guest List, State Dinner, Prime Minister Shinzo Abe, Japan."
Washington Post.  Here.  (Including Ms. Holmes.)
May 5, 2015
"Theranos Sticks It to Critics, Plans Expansion of Lab Services."
San Francisco Business Times.  By Ron Leuty.  Here.

"Can Theranos Disrupt the Clinical Lab Testing Market?  An Objective Look at Advantages, Liabilities, and Challenges That Must Be Addressed."
[Pathology] Executive War College.  By Dr. Robert Boorstein. [Deck]  Here.

 
May 7, 2015
"Theranos Jump Starts Consumer Lab Testing."
Fortune.  By Ron Parloff.  Here.
"My last routine blood tests, drawn at my physician’s office...cost me $433 out of pocket, even after application of my “gold”-level insurance....Had I not been insured, the lab’s price for those tests would have been $2,411, according to the explanation of benefits sent me. The same tests, according to Theranos’s price menu, would have cost me $75."
 
May 7, 2015
"New Laboratory Testing Firm Seeks to Shatter Old Diagnostic Testing Model."
Genomeweb.  Here.
 
May 7, 2015
"Silicon Valley Lab Testing Startup Hires Clinton Advisor."
Bloomberg.  By Caroline Chen.  Here.  (Similarly: Here.)
 
May 11, 2015
"Our Editor Describes Visit to Theranos Test Center."
Dark Report.  (Subscription).  Here.
Sidebar: "Comparing Patient Visit with Advertised Benefits."
 
May 11, 2015
"Airbnb Chesky, Theranos Holmes among presidential entrepreneurs."
USAToday.  By Marco della Cava.  Here.
Winners met with Commerce Secretary Penny Pritzker and President Obama.
 
May 11, 2015
"Elizabeth Holmes on Joining the Presidential Ambassadors for Global Entrepreneurship Initiative."
Theranos/news/posts.  By Elizabeth Holmes.  Here.
June 2, 2015.
Elizabeth Holmes: Charlie Rose.  VIDEO.
Here.  Comment, Kevin Loria, June 4, 2015.
 
June, 2015
"Collecting More Dollars From Patients: Why It’s Time For Clinical Labs and Pathology Groups to Move To The Retail Model."
Dark Report [Trade journal, white paper].  Here.
This white paper does not mention "Theranos" but covers the topic of retail access to laboratory tests.
 
June 19, 2015
"Personalized Technology Will Upend the Doctor-Patient Relationship."
Harvard Business Review.  By Sundar Subramanian et al.  Here.
 
June 21, 2015
"The Benefits to Your Brain of a Work Uniform."
Providence Journal [Chicago Tribune].  By Alexia Elejalde-Ruiz.  Here.
 
June 22, 2015.
"With Carlos Slim, Billionaire Elizabeth Holmes Brings Innovative Blood Testing Method To Mexico."
Forbes.  By Dolia Estevez.  Here.
 
June 23, 2015
"Theranos' New Deal with Billionair Carlos Slim May Take It to Another Level." 
Biz Journal SF.  By Ron Leuty.  Here.
 
July 2, 2015
"Controversial Multibillion-Dollar Health Startup Theranos Just Got a Huge Seal of Approval from the US Government."
Business Insider.  By Laren F Friedman.  Here.
July 2, 2015
"Disruptive Diagnostics Firm Theranos Gets Boost from FDA."
Fortune.  By Roger Parloff.  Here.
 
July 3, 2015
"Theranos Blood Test: The Insanely Influential Stanford Professor Who Called the Comapny Out for its 'Stealth Research.' "
Washington Post.  By Ariana Eunjung Cha.  Here.
 
July 24, 2015
"Biden Visits Theranos Lab as Part of Healthcare Innovation Summit"
USAToday. By Marco della Cava.  Here.
Theranos Press Release, here.   The Suffield Times, here.
 
July 24, 2015
"Theranos Pushing Direct to Consumer Blood Testing."
Health IT Outcomes.  By Christine Kern.  Here.
 
July 30, 2015
"Theranos’ Holmes Marks 50th Anniversary of Medicare and Medicaid with Vision for Next 50 Years."
Business Wire [press release].  Here.
 
August 11, 2015
"Nickles Takes On Theranos."
O'Dwyer PR Inside News, here.  (Nickles is a Washington policy group).
 
August 17, 2015
"A Good Month for Blood."
Laboratory Equipment.  By Michelle Taylor.  Here.
 
August 19-20, 2015
"Leveraging Pharmacies for Rapid Diagnostics."
7th Annual Next Generation Diagnostics Summit (Two-Day Track on Pharmacies).
While not specific to Theranos, a two-day meeting on lab tests in the pharmacy space.
Here or here.
August 24, 2015
"Labcorp is Reaching Past Doctor's Office to the Patient."
Investors Business Daily.  By Gillian Rich.  Here.
 
October 5, 2015
"Elizabeth Holmes on Using Business to Change the World."
Forbes.  By Sarah Hedgecock.  Here.
 
October 6, 2015
"Self Made Billionaire on Re-inventing Blood Tests: It's Like Cocaine."
Vanity Fair.  By Emily Jane Fox.  Here.
 
October 6, 2015
"How Theranos is Disrupting the Health Care Industry."
Bloomberg. [VIDEO 6:38 min.]  Here.
"A cholesterol test is $2.99, whereas it could cost hundreds in other locations...The response from the lab industry, they have so aggressively seeded false information about us into the press, into journalists, into physicians in the market we are in."
 
October 7, 2015
"Theranos Founder Elizabeth Holmes to Deliver Keynote Address at 2015 Medical Innovation Summit."
Craigs Cleveland Business.  Here.
 
October 12, 2015
"Theranos' Elizabeth Holmes Call on Women to Help Each Other."
Fortune.  By Michael Lev-Ram.  Here.
 
October 12, 2015
"CME Group Announces Elizabeth Holmes as the 2015 Melamed-Arditti Innovation Award Receipient."
MarketWatch.  Here.
 
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Finally, here is a brief history of the rise and fall of Theranos and Liz Holmes in the only appropriate format for this farce: a cartoon.

 

 

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Shakes's picture

She's really Leaning In here isn't she.

WestVillageIdiot's picture

That bitch is bonkers.  Just look at her.  Yes, I know accountability is sexist, but I will go ahead with my statement anyway.  Crazy as a loon?  Bet on it. 

RaceToTheBottom's picture

I bet that all the employees got a complimentary Thermos.

 

Get it?

SafelyGraze's picture

just don't suggest that she's attractive. 

http://media.glamour.com/photos/56959bfa16d0dc3747eca7bd/master/pass/ins...

because that would be demeaning to women who have worked so hard to be taken seriously.

and also stanford.

hugs,
marissa http://media.glamour.com/photos/56959ad2d9dab9ff41b2ea58/master/pass/ins...
marissa http://www.vogue.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/img-marissamayer1_160141...
allison http://www.espn.com/espnw/culture/feature/article/16836065/pole-vaulter-...
and HC's body-image self-worth child actor  

Vatican_cameo's picture

 

I hope this allows some time to finish off the Sex-Change operation.  I'm curious to see what direction he/she/zir/ze takes, because quite frankly I think it's Straddling the Fence.  That Herman Munster voice is a Killer.

BetterRalph's picture

uh oh, wtf this time did they put in the thermos, so soon after the last bad batch

 

 

QEpp's picture

I thought the same thing.  Still though, she doesn't represent all women.  Let's not be sexist.

Curiously_Crazy's picture

My first thought was 'Thanatos' when I first saw the company name. Look that one up.

Jeffersonian Liberal's picture

I had a similar reaction. Being an English major, my mind kept clicking between thanatos and Thanatopsis trying to figure out what the company name was supposed to conjure.

The story of this company and this liar of a woman is just too sickeningly symbolic of what is wrong with the dark side of our corporatism and cult of personality. She leaves school with an inflated ego, tries to do something scientific without following science, creates an image for herself (the female Steve Jobs), allows the media to flatter her "genius" and her style and tries to use glamour and sex appeal to promote herSELF, and has a net worth that is nothing but a massive BUBBLE based upon all these falsehoods.

The only twist to the ending is that her grand lie (that her science worked successfully) was found out, exposed, and the bubble of her ego, the bubble of the hype, the bubble of her vanity, the bubble of her wealth, the bubble of her empire, the bubble of her image....all popped at once.

I have to confess that I do enjoy the poetic justice of this one...as Hillary continues to take over 40% of the vote after 40 years of far, far more evil practices and lies and marketing. Frightening on the similarities between the two stories.

Jeffersonian Liberal's picture

A thermos that comes with its own black koozie that comes up really high around the neck of the thermos.

localsavage's picture

Between her lack of soul and looks' I would swear that she is Clinton's long lost daughter.

jcaz's picture

Any employee who is sticking around after this, hoping things will turn around,  is delusional....

ebworthen's picture

"Pets.com will survive!  Damn short-sellers and cynical critics!"

WestVillageIdiot's picture

Where was Web Hubbell in 1983/1984?  That might shed some light on the truth.

Donald J. Trump's picture

Is that the Clinton connection?  Or was it the scientist that was suicided?

venturen's picture

when do the banker enablers go to jail?

Putrid's picture

Notice how she surrounded herself with sociopaths.

Wahooo's picture

To the guillotine with him!

Catullus's picture

But don't worry, she still got rich off it.

LetThemEatRand's picture

I wonder how she got here?

"Holmes was born in February 1984 in Washington, D.C. Her father, Christian Rasmus Holmes IV, worked at Enron as well as in the United States, Africa, and China in governmental agencies such as USAID. Her mother, Noel Anne (Dauost), worked as a congressional committee staffer."

WestVillageIdiot's picture

She was always jealous of her father's work at Enron.  Now, that Crazy Eyes is gone, we have to put our hopes in Elon to outdo the fraud that was Enron. 

LetThemEatRand's picture

A little more on her father:

In the international economic development and humanitarian assistance field, he served as the Director of the U.S. Trade and Development Agency (TDA), Principal Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Refugee Programs (State/RP), and Acting Director of the USAID Office of U.S. Foreign Disaster Assistance (OFDA). At TDA, he directed a global economic and trade development agency, concentrating on China. At OFDA and State/RP, he led relief efforts to help the victims of war and natural disasters, including East Timor, Cambodia, Afghanistan, Guatemala, the Sahel region in West Africa and Lebanon. Also at USAID, he served as the Deputy Assistant Administrator for Private Enterprise and the Executive Director of the President’s Task Force on International Private Enterprise.

WestVillageIdiot's picture

Doesn't all of that work look so idealistic and wonderful?  Something tells me that's not quite the case. 

LetThemEatRand's picture

He was coincidentally in a lot of hotspots, wasn't he.  And he liked "free trade" and dealt with refugees.  And what are the odds that Enron would be his one "private" corporation claim to fame.   I think he learned his alphabet (agencies).

Son of Loki's picture

I advised my neighbor's daughter if she wanted to secure her future for her to work as an intern in DC for a few years and kiss butt before she finishes law school. 90% is who you know; the other 10% is what you know. She's non-latino white so she has no other potential advantages then these.

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

 

I advised my neighbor's daughter if she wanted to secure her future for her to work as an intern in DC for a few years and kiss butt before she finishes law school.

Good, solid advice. Except for the butt kissing. Not if she's going to law school. This brief video explains how things work after graduating from law school:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTRBUnjAgq8

10% is what you know, 45% is who you know, and 45% is who you blow.

KuriousKat's picture

Good way to get dna samples from public at large..that is if the thing even worked..with Kissinger and Shultz on board they cant risk jailing her and have the blood splatter on them either.

WTFUD's picture

SpyNet, NGO's, Colour Revolutions - one of Soros's Recruitment Officers. A well rounded Sociopath.

Offthebeach's picture

Looks like he missed the big Gov/NGO/Clinton Fucdation pig-out in Hati. I'm surpised his daughter didn't test the magic blood box on Hatians. Would of been perfect symmetry with a nice threesome with "Liz" and Hillary hip grinding, Bill doing a,creepy Joe Biden on some young, real young Hatian mom with her dying kid being bleed white by the relabled printer bought from Staples.

Anopheles's picture

But at least Elon has products that work....  (much of the time anyway) 

WestVillageIdiot's picture

Massive government subsidies don't hurt. 

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

 

But at least Elon has products that work....  (much of the time anyway)

Whaddaya mean?! Theranus built perfectly functional Magic 8-Balls.

sixsigma cygnusatratus's picture

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.  Mommy and daddy must be proud.

Shemp 4 Victory's picture

"Holmes was born in February 1984 in Washington, D.C. Her father, Christian Rasmus Holmes IV, worked at Enron as well as in the United States, Africa, and China in governmental agencies such as USAID. Her mother, Noel Anne (Dauost), worked as a congressional committee staffer."

Foul fruit of a noxious tree.

LadiesLoveCoolJames's picture

Her and Heather Bresch can do some hardcore sucking and scissoring and then have some laughs about how fucking stupid and gullible the world is.

Yen Cross's picture

  Based on her ponzi net worth, she's probably camping in her parents basement.

Miffed Microbiologist's picture

This was fraud from the very beginning. She was charging prices that would not cover basic reagents and supplies to run the tests, let alone personnel costs.

Everyone must have known. I suspect it was a money laundering operation.

Miffed

Yen Cross's picture

  The way the intitial seed capital, and friendly favors were used, just shows why the Board of Directors, were a bunch of geriatric scumbags.

 

 I wonder how many VX canisters that naive child has polluted the world with?

BorisTheBlade's picture

Don't worry, company has plans to improve operational efficiency, increase shareholders value and further push the envelope of innovation beyond disruptive by moving their blood-testing to Transylvania. Heh, mortals.

Odin McHaggis's picture

Sure, but that black turtle neck is SOOO fuckin cool!!

Son of Loki's picture

I have my doubts she's American....look how thin she is.

 

At 5'6" and less then 230 lbs is kind of unAmerican, ain't it?

Anopheles's picture

The difference between her, Jobs and Gates is that she never had a product that actually worked. 

Pump and dump.  

WestVillageIdiot's picture

Too bad Xerox PARC didn't have a blood testing division.  Lizzy could have stolen that technology. 

JustPastPeacefield's picture

Well, let's be honest, neither did Gates. What a pile of (stolen) garbage.

El Gordo's picture

How did Obama and the government miss out on this investment.  They could have lost billions in tax money just like they did with Solandra and others.