Or if they kill themselves, same thing right? lmao. Y'all are some sick fucks.

Edit: unfortunately I can't reply to any of your responses because I've been banned from posting in this sub for telling a joke. Funny, since the comment above me is breaking rule #4 of the sub. I guess I broke #2. Enjoy your censored, dictatorial subreddit, bitches.

Also, I would love to hear you say any of these things in real life, you fucking pussies. So tough on the internet but such socially inept little bitches in real life. I hope y'all choke on some kale you elitist pieces of dog shit.

Another edit: I think it's hilarious that y'all assume that because I don't think telling other people that they should kill themselves, that I am somehow a fat person myself. Y'all should know that I look like a god damned cancer patient and I'm probably skinnier than the lot of you. The hypocrisy and corollary contradiction of the Hivemind is strong- Robin Williams threads = Don't Kill Yourself! This thread = kill yourself!

Also, you should know that you are all the definition of Coward Piece-of-Shit Americans- such morons that you bury my comment without understanding the humor there within, such pussies that you ban me from the subreddit, so tough that you think you're special behind the screen of your laptops, when in reality you are just sickly, pale, basement Gollums. I honestly don't even have to say anything else because if y'all had any sense while viewing this, you would see just how big of pieces of shit y'all are being.