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An open letter to all the fat fats who may be lurking here... (self.fatpeoplehate)

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Guess what, fatties? Fat People Hate isn't some secret society. We aren't the dregs of society come together to "make fun of people [and I use that word loosely] behind their backs". Do you really want to know who we are?

We are...

your coworkers

your customers

your clients

your vendors

your servers

your service providers

your babysitters

your acquaintances

your friends

your best friends

your cousins

your siblings

your parents

your children

and many, many more.

We aren't some mystical dregs of society that congregate to "talk shit about people behind our computers". We are the general public. We can't say the shit we say out in public because we care about not getting fired or perhaps kicked out of public places.

Don't think for one moment that we are some special breed of person full of hate, oh no. We are everywhere. We are everyone -- everyone who isn't a fucking hambeast thinks and feels the exact same way.

When you're out in public and you see a thin person and you think they're judging you, guess what? You're right. We do judge you. Constantly. If you walk into a store and your stomach has been inside the building a good ten minutes before your face gets in, you're god damn right me and everyone else is judging you for the lazy, greedy, fat piece of organ-murdering shit you are.

When we see a fat person, "even" someone who "only" has 30 pounds to lose, the immediate thought that pops into our heads is "fat". That is all we can see, because that is all that you are. Not only do you no longer resemble the human form and thus cross into Uncanny Valley territory, but you are a drain on the economy, on healthcare, and on our personal fucking space. And we hate you. We all hate you. This is not a secret society. This is a place we can go to bitch together about the shit we already bitch about amongst our thin friends who understand our hate and our complaints, and who feel the exact same way.

You are a parasite. You are a plague. You are everything wrong with society. You made a choice that not only negatively affects yourself, but also your kids, your family, your friends, and strangers. And you don't care. You don't care enough about even your own kids to try to be a human fucking being. You are disgusting. You are worthless.

We want you to know that no matter where you go, no matter how many of us may smile at you in passing, no matter how many of us speak kindly to you throughout the day... you disgust us. You always have and you always will, until you finally get your shit together and realize there is more to life than Coke and cake.

We are judging you. All the time. Never forget that.

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[–]RobotBuddha 238 ポイント239 ポイント x2

I used to be homeless. And during that time, even I looked down on fat people. Really, that's probably one of the big reasons I'm here. I'd go days without food, without a bed, living in constant terror. And these people would walk by showing undeniable proof that they can't even face the hardship of a mild twinge of hunger. Over privileged, over fed, pieces of shit who looked down on me for enduring a life they couldn't manage for even a day.

I was low. By pretty much all accounts of society, I was the lowest of the low. And at my worst, I still consider myself better than almost any fat person. Because I felt pain, and I dealt with it. I faced a challenge, and I lived up to it. If a fat person could do any of those things they wouldn't be fat.

The average fat person has been given every advantage in life, and has proven themselves unable to endure even the lightest challenges. Worse, they've been given the gift of health only to throw it away. The things that so many other people have to fight with everything they have to get the mere shadow of, these people were given as a birthright. And they throw it away while complaining about how hard life is. I'd call it pathetic, but it's not worth pity.

Yes, even that person you pretend to not notice begging for change? Even he's looking down on your fat ass.

[–]dizzy_j 29 ポイント30 ポイント

This is why I love this sub. I have seen hookers, strippers, and now even homeless people looking down on fat people. It is fucking beautiful that people are starting to realise that to be fat puts you on par with the dregs of society, and that some of these dregs even look down on you.

No offense RobotBuddha - clearly you aren't dregs anymore, and well done for getting yourself out of a hole that is incredibly difficult to escape. Clearly, you took responsibility for your situation and did something about it, and this alone makes you 1000 times better than the Regan Chastain loving fatties.

[–]hamplanetstrip 10 ポイント11 ポイント

Strippers are the dregs of society? What backwards ass place do you live in?

[–]dizzy_j 1 ポイント2 ポイント

It's not so much a place as a social class. Middle class people tend not to take their clothes off for money, people from the lower classes do.

This sub is about being honest, and if you think that strippers are upstanding, respectable citizens making good life choices, perhaps this sub is not the place for you.

[–]hamplanetstrip 1 ポイント2 ポイント

Right, because taking your clothes off is all a stripper does. It's totally the same thing as over eating and destroying your body.

You are an ignorant slut.

[–]dizzy_j 2 ポイント3 ポイント

You remind me of the fatties that come here to defend themselves. It isn't the same thing as being fat, but it is a very poor life choice, just like being fat.

Did I hurt your stripper feelings?

Also, I am aware that many strippers also have sex for money, rather than just taking off their clothes. What was your point?

[–]hamplanetstrip 0 ポイント1 ポイント

See but this subreddit is for hating fatties. I'm gonna go ahead and assume that you've never actually been to a strip club. (Do they even have strip clubs in 'Staya?) So your opinion is based on movies or shows which means you actually have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Also, I am aware that many strippers also have sex for money

Oh yeah? How many strippers do you know personally? Hmm? You're ignorant, that's all there is to it. You sound like a Christian American and that's sad because I really do love Australians. They tend to be really open-minded and chill. I guess I found the one twat.

You didn't hurt my feelings. I take my clothes off for money. You think you're the first brave little boy to talk shit to me? Psht. I make my rent in a night, little one. I put half of that away and when I'm 30 I'll be able to retire comfortably.

But I should totally go cry in a corner because a big bad bully on the internet thinks he knows so much about the world.

Booo hooo

[–]vdot34hsaa 3 ポイント4 ポイント

You guys are both doing the stereotype thing. I used to be a stripper, I never slept with anyone, I never drank, never used drugs, I come from a wealthy background. There's nothing wrong with me, no daddy issues or whatever, and I'm well educated and I'm also Australian!

[–]hamplanetstrip 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Hey, I said Australians are awesome!

[–]sass_ass 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Respect is earned, not given. Taking one's clothes off or doing other sexual work for money does not beget respect. Sorry. This is not an unusual opinion.

[–]hamplanetstrip 3 ポイント4 ポイント

Why doesn't it beget respect? Because most English-speaking countries were raised on Monotheistic religions? Did you come up with that opinion on your own or were you told from a young age that it's not alright?

What's wrong with being naked? We're born naked. It's one of the most natural things you can do, being naked, so why is it that me being comfortable in my own body so much that I can work a pole or do some awesome floor work suddenly make me "the dregs of society"?

Let's say, hypothetically, if I were a prostitute.

So what?

If I use protection and am safe about it, what's the big deal? Is it affecting you directly? How is it even your business? Prostitution is the oldest profession in the world; just because a bunch of white people suddenly decided that their God said it wasn't okay, doesn't make us evil people.

Everyone has their preconceived notions about my work yet no one seems to know when and where they first came to feel the way they do.

[–]Falcon_Cunt_Punch 5 ポイント6 ポイント

I know one stripper. Her name is sam and she comes into my work once a week for dinner. We chat a lot about her profession and what I have learned from her blew my mind. Single mothers, college students, wives all stripping for the money. If I was a hot woman I would do it too. She makes what I make a month in less than a week working like 4 hrs a day. Im jealous as fuck. Yeah, she told me about the junkies and the ones who blow guys in the booths but thats not every girl. Sorry people think you are a slut.

[–]sass_ass 0 ポイント1 ポイント

Because it requires no effort. I am a beautiful early-20's woman in good physical shape. I could learn how to "dance" or begin prostituting myself today if I wanted to. But I would rather become something that has value and requires me to use my brain. I want my work to leave an imprint on humanity and I want to travel, interact with other scientists, and experience what it is to be a true success. It is not the easier road, but it is the more rewarding one.

Nobody looks into the eyes of their sweet new baby girl and thinks "I hope she will get naked and grind on fat smelly old men for their sexual gratification when she grows up."

No. People want their daughters to achieve something with their lives.

Especially because so many people are in the sex trade against their will or due to terrible circumstances because most people would NEVER want to sell themselves and only do it as a last, desperate resort.

Beyond all this, I honestly don't have a problem with strippers or prostitutes and I'm for full protection for them under the law. But I would not be friends with any or condone it in any child of mine.

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    [–]bdsee 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    That person is a fuckwit, we have strip clubs and legal prostitution in Australia, a lot of the industry is made up of women putting themselves through university and giving themselves the lifestyle of a full time employee at the same time.

    Being able to earn >100K a year while doing full time studies is not something the "dregs" of society do, hell prostitutes that go to mining towns can easily earn 200K a year...it is very lucrative and legal in Australia (except for SA I think, certainly legal in the 3 most populous states that have >80% of our population).

    [–]hamplanetstrip 0 ポイント1 ポイント

    That person is a fuckwit

    Yeah, he's probably not even old enough to drink in America but thinks he knows everything. It doesn't bother me, I like a good debate online.

    I didn't know prostitution was legal in Australia! That makes that kid's argument even more ridiculous.

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      [–]bdsee 0 ポイント1 ポイント

      Did I hurt your stripper feelings?

      You just made yourself look like a dumbarse, and if you are Australian there is even less cause to call them the "dregs" of society, how fucking stupid are you, they earn excellent money here in a well regulated industry.

      [–]dizzy_j 1 ポイント2 ポイント

      Doesn't make it a dignified job, and it doesn't mean I have to respect it or the people who do it. Jesus fucking Christ.

      [–]razdrazchelloveck 46 ポイント47 ポイント

      Thin privilege? That's the one fucking thing that started me onto this subreddit... Think about it for one fucking second...

      Privilege is not starving to death, privilege is being able to eat 8 meals a day with snacks in between.

      This is thin privilege These African children actually have extremely high metabolisms. Their genetics allow them to consume tens of thousands of calories a day and be naturally skin and bones. I wonder how many of them blame their "genetics" and "condishuns" for starving to death.

      We need to start a "fat privilege" movement. Post pictures of starving African children and say, "fat privilege is being able to consume 5,000 Calories each day."

      [–]its-the-new-style 9 ポイント10 ポイント

      Fat has reached Africa

      [–]welletywellety 4 ポイント5 ポイント

      There's a great doc on youtube about how obesity isn't just a western problem anymore. I believe its called "globesity."

      [–]its-the-new-style 4 ポイント5 ポイント

      globesity

      Indeed there is, thanks.

      Globesity: Fat's New Frontier

      [–]razdrazchelloveck 5 ポイント6 ポイント

      Ooh yeah, can't get enough of that cardiovascular disease.

      [–]coastalbzz 4 ポイント5 ポイント

      Fat Privilege is getting to educate your doctors instead of the other way around.

      [–]xxbzrk99 4 ポイント5 ポイント

      *Brofist* I've been there. It was so hard to get out. Props

      [–]ArizonaBlood 14 ポイント15 ポイント

      Damn. That's pretty touching. It not only warms my heart to know that in such a situation, you still are able to acknowledge that you're better than people like that.

      And you raise amazing points. Hambeasts are very inconsiderate people! I don't know how a single one could even pass you without giving you one of their twinkie's they had hidden in their fat-rolls.

      [–]BloodFeces 4 ポイント5 ポイント

      Don't nobody want that Twinkie

      [–]Rookwood 3 ポイント4 ポイント

      Right on man. The arrogance it takes to be fat in our modern society is really what pisses me off.

      Glad you "used to" be homeless.

      [–]Rotschefeller 10 ポイント11 ポイント

      I don't know the details, but you don't sound like you were "lowest of the low" to me. It sounds like you were put through hardship and you endured, and you bounced back. You're a strong person.

      And you are very right about the hams.

      [–]LittleHacker 7 ポイント8 ポイント

      I used to be homeless. And during that time, even I looked down on fat people.

      As you should.

      And these people would walk by showing undeniable proof that they can't even face the hardship of a mild twinge of hunger.

      Exactly. They're a drain on the environment, and a waste of resources.

      [–]CalamityVic 6 ポイント7 ポイント

      The health part really bothers me. People stuff their face with terrible stuff, they overeat, causing them to not be contributing members of society, burning invaluable health care & tax money, time and space. This is also why I look down on smokers and drug abusers. I wouldn't pay a dime to fix a smoker's broken body caused by their own addiction.

      e: the irony of smokers downvoting this comment in this sub

      [–]plonk519 3 ポイント4 ポイント

      burning invaluable health care & tax money, time and space

      Those are the only things they're burning, because they sure as hell aren't burning calories.

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        [–]BovinusX 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        You just made me want to workout

        [–]notfattyanymore 3 ポイント4 ポイント

        Glad that you made it man, congrats. And keep on hating.

        [–]silent66 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        Ooooooh shiiiit that's a blow and a half, op should add this up his part. Damn dude

        [–]ketebwoy 1 ポイント2 ポイント

        Man, I read this to my wife out loud and we both stood up and applauded.

        [–]alysp13751 0 ポイント1 ポイント 

        So you think the fat lawyers/doctors/professionals you look down to give a shit. wow. You are completely delusional, and at the end of the day, you were the one without a roof over your head, BEGGING, if that is not the lowest of the low, I don't know what is. You sir, are pathetic.

        [–]not_meeeee 40 ポイント41 ポイント

        scrolls straight to the bottom to see all the downvoted angry hamplanet comments

        Was not disappointed.

        [–]DaPr0nz 15 ポイント16 ポイント

        Oh, good idea! Be right back!

        Edit upon returning from the depths: their comments were fatastic.

        [–]WeOwnThePurple 64 ポイント65 ポイント

        GENUINE: Grade A Copypasta Material.

        But seriously, the best thing ever seen on /r/fatpeoplehate.

        [–]chubbyhater 73 ポイント74 ポイント

        This is an amazing post. Right on!

        We are everywhere and we are judging you.

        [–]GetYourZircOn 8 ポイント9 ポイント

        and you deserve to be judged

        [–]Ineedmorebooze 3 ポイント4 ポイント

        We are everywhere and we are judging you.

        This seriously needs to be on the banner.

        [–]ohwelllookatchu 7 ポイント8 ポイント

        Do fat people really lurk here? Why??

        [–]penguinhair 2 ポイント3 ポイント

        They hate themselves as much as we do.

        [–]Livryan 1 ポイント2 ポイント

        Not really, they're delusional cows who think posting here somehow makes them different than the pictures of mutants we post, like being aware they're disgusting freaks somehow makes it okay to be one. Luckily they slip up their fatty status eventually and get downvote bombed.

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          [–]Militron 21 ポイント22 ポイント

          What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little ham? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my sub in /r/fatpeoplehate, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret shamings on TiTP, and I have over 300 confirmed shamings. I am trained in being healthy and I’m the top shitlord in /r/adiposeamigos. You are nothing to me but just another whale. I will shame you the fuck out with facts the likes of which has never been seen before on tumblr, eat my fucking words. You think you can get away with sharing those fatkini pics to me over the Internet? Think again, hamplanet. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of shitlords across the USA and your BMI is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, hammie. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little lardball you call your body. You’re fucking dead, cow. I can fatshame you anywhere, anytime, and I can cite how obesity can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare words. Not only am I extensively trained in fatshaming, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Jenny Craig diet programs and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your celluite ass off the face of the continent, you little whale. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “confident” fatkini picture was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have lost some fucking weight. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn manatee. I will pour diet coke all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, hammie.

          [–]yippynip 46 ポイント47 ポイント

          We can't say the shit we say out in public because we care about not getting fired or perhaps kicked out of public places.

          I'm just scared they'll eat me.

          [–]kaijukrunch 28 ポイント29 ポイント

          You can run for like, 30 seconds, can't you? You'll be fine.

          [–]silent66 10 ポイント11 ポイント

          Dude 10 max is needed

          [–]LornAltElthMer 5 ポイント6 ポイント

          Hell, I once in this sub suggested a casual stroll uphill for that purpose and I got shitlorded for even suggesting the hill.

          A small amount of situational awareness and the ability to ambulate and you're golden...assuming they can't get to where you sleep.

          I mean I live on the 4th floor with no elevator so fuck you fatties, good luck getting up.

          [–]Meterus 3 ポイント4 ポイント

          Watch it, they'll eat the building out from underneath you.

          [–]LornAltElthMer 1 ポイント2 ポイント

          Yeah, ok that is the disadvantage. I have far to fall when they eat the lower floors.

          How much mayo does it take to eat a cinderblock?

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              [–]dsadsa321321 1 ポイント2 ポイント

              Keep a McBeetus on you for distraction and a quick getaway. Living in the jungle is harsh, but there are survivors.

              [–]hamahameleon 2 ポイント3 ポイント

              Also, keep in mind they can't run. As long as you maintain at least a speedwalking pace, you'll be golden.

              [–]RugerDragon 2 ポイント3 ポイント

              I'm 5'3" and 115 lbs. I'm afraid I'll get sat on and die of suffocation.

              [–]yippynip 6 ポイント7 ポイント

              Or you could get trapped in one of their folds and carried away. Sometimes this is why children go missing.

              [–]ParrotWithParkinsons 1 ポイント2 ポイント

              Or how they accidentally suffocate their hambabies to death. Literally, I've seen news articles about it.

              [–]Nadaplanet 4 ポイント5 ポイント

              That happened in my neighborhood a few years back. A 2 year old fell asleep in an armchair, and his morbidly obese mother didn't look (probably couldn't bend her neck far enough) before she plopped her butt down. The kid died, crushed to death under his own mothers fat ass. She was so fat she couldn't feel him struggling as she sat there all fucking night, watching tv and most likely stuffing her face.

              [–]I_Hate_Tumblrinas 0 ポイント1 ポイント

              My toucan. :'-(

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                  [–]ArizonaBlood 17 ポイント18 ポイント

                  I honestly hope that at least one obese-planet can read this and realize they need a change in life style. But all I see is them raging at it three sentences in, trying to type their rage as a comment, but being unable to because their sausage fingers press 5 keys at one time.

                  [–]DarthJes 50 ポイント51 ポイント

                  "lazy, greedy, fat piece of organ-murdering shit you are." Teh lulz.

                  [–]blackhawk0093 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                  Those poor, poor organs. It's amazing they work at all in some of the people I see.

                  [–]BeetusBisquit 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                  I wish there was some actual statistics on this, is there? I mean the general population's attitude towards fat people.

                  [–]GetYourZircOn 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                  Most people won't admit it and many won't even admit it to themselves but yeah. It is.

                  [–]Porand_Ball 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                  It's okay OP. We won.

                  http://www.reddit.com/r/fatpeoplehate/comments/2dc9cq/today_in_fit_a_legend_was_born/

                  [–]dserebrin 17 ポイント18 ポイント

                  You are a top tier shitlord, and for that I commend you, friend!

                  [–]LadyOfFortuna 27 ポイント28 ポイント

                  This totally reminded me of Fight Club. "Remember this. The people you're trying to step on, we're everyone you depend on. We're the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve your dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you're asleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life." Totally similar haha

                  [–]bexie889 10 ポイント11 ポイント

                  I too had this running through my head.

                  Project mayHAM

                  [–]technolefty 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                  <snicker>

                  [–]culofiesta 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                  <snickers>

                  [–]LadyOfFortuna 0 ポイント1 ポイント

                  Yes!

                  [–]-ILikePie- 12 ポイント13 ポイント

                  ...So do not fuck with us."

                  [–]silent66 8 ポイント9 ポイント

                  I mean fatties can fuck with us, but it's just funny. Like what are they going to say? They are fat they already lost and have no value or opinion

                  [–]Corruption22 23 ポイント24 ポイント

                  From all the deleted and downvoted comments I guess you really hit home for the freshest (though not freshest smelling) wave of fats.

                  No one admires someone who hasn't suffered. McDicks running out of your favourite burger doesn't count as hardship. Suck it up so you don't have to suck it in later.

                  [–]its-the-new-style 19 ポイント20 ポイント

                  Should be a sticky post - forever the first one to be seen

                  [–]Livryan 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                  Second this suggestion!

                  [–]NDiesel 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                  mods should make it happen

                  [–]NudeBagel 30 ポイント31 ポイント

                  Preach, fellow shitlord.

                  [–]Frigate_Orpheon 26 ポイント27 ポイント

                  Thank you. This sub has been one of my biggest inspirations to stop walking on eggshells around fat people. I'm pretty open about my opinions, but just never saw the use in calling out fat people or gasp saying the word fat in public for fear of shaming someone. Fuck that noise. I now openly talk about fatties without shame.

                  [–]GravyGranny 11 ポイント12 ポイント

                  Same here! I was worried that I was a harsh person but now I realise that I'm not a horrid scowling minority and that it's OK to be angry and that I'm justified. I feel soo much better for it, liberated almost. Fat people stole the term curvy and tried to make out my slender frame was disgusting. Well fuck you fat wankers. I'm normal, you're just a fucked up mess of a human being. And now I know it's OK to stand up for that opinion because I'm not alone in thinking it. Yeeeey!!

                  [–]Frigate_Orpheon 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                  That's awesome. As someone working towards a career in healthcare, I have already seen the consequences. Now I just have to make a decision on how far down the fat tunnel I want to go.

                  [–]dreamyta 7 ポイント8 ポイント

                  Oh man, me too. My boyfriend used to sort of dislike that I talked smack about fatties since his then best friend was one, but after I was able to better articulate exactly why I hate fat people he now sees it as an endearing thing that I feel strongly about. He loves making fat jokes in front of me now.

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                    [–]youllneverfindmegavi 13 ポイント14 ポイント

                    Fat fats

                    HEY HEY! GUYS! THAT'S MY THING! IT'S SPREADING!!

                    [–]silent66 10 ポイント11 ポイント

                    You made it happen man proud of you... I just realize this is like the most positive corner of the internet, never have I seen such a tight knit community where everyone is friendly to each other. The only negatively it from fatties and people defending fatties, but who cares about them they barely are people.

                    [–]youllneverfindmegavi 9 ポイント10 ポイント

                    At least now if I hear it in public, I can quietly go "I started that. I'm like patient zero. Minus the AIDS."

                    [–]silent66 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                    Lmao solid metaphor. I hope someday son we all can say it in the streets

                    [–]secretshitlord 11 ポイント12 ポイント

                    As a secret shitlord, I can attest to every aspect of this.

                    [–]hthomos 8 ポイント9 ポイント

                    The funny thing is the government wabts fat people. They are easy to surveillence control and oppress. And fat people dont even realize it. Why else would FA gain any traction in the media? Because Fat People are good for business. Gluttony is the best thing to happen since the industrial revolution for businesses

                    [–]engineersarearrogant 17 ポイント18 ポイント

                    You have just encouraged fatties to threaten lawsuits at all those people in their lives.

                    [–]MCprofK 21 ポイント22 ポイント

                    Good. Divide and conquer.

                    [–]FarginBastidge 8 ポイント9 ポイント

                    It'll just give everyone who encounters fatties another reason to hate fatties. Good. Maybe that will strengthen the shaming of fat fats for being subhuman in all possible ways.

                    [–]phaseMonkey 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                    But who will feed them?

                    [–]engineersarearrogant 0 ポイント1 ポイント

                    Unethical lawyers

                    [–]The_White_Baron 19 ポイント20 ポイント

                    Fucking poetic. I love how this post has ousted many of the fatties lurking this reddit. You definitely got to them. The truth hurts, doesn't it, fatties? Every time you see us looking at you, we're judging you. When we're not looking at you, we've already seen you and judged you - we're just trying to hold our lunch down.

                    [–]Livryan 12 ポイント13 ポイント

                    Well earned gold, OP. Oh and to all the delusional fats who beached themselves here during the recent fiasco; You are not any different from the pictures we laugh at, you are disgusting and we hate you.

                    [–]GetYourZircOn 9 ポイント10 ポイント

                    Congrats OP. You really got the lurking fatties to manifest themselves here. Top class baiting.

                    And yeah, even people who don't actively hate fatties, even other fatties, subconsciously see a fat person and make instant value judgements. Same as if you see a person with dirty nails, someone smoking a cigarette, a drunk person stumbling or slurring - it all reflects on how you maintain your person.

                    [–]redherpbluederp[S] 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                    Hey everyone. I just wanted to thank you all the support. And the gold wasn't a bad touch either, so thanks for that as well!

                    I did not expect this response. You shitlords make me proud to be apart of this community. Let the hate continue to flow through you.

                    For the record, I actually got 0 hate mail. To be honest, that was an afterthought. I just wanted to post this because it needed to be heard. Thank you, you inglorious shitlords. If I had a cock, I'd have a massive boner right now. But you could probably drown a toddler in my panties right now -- even a morbidly obese one.

                    Hate on, lords and ladies of shite!

                    [–]U_W0TM8 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                    Fucking yes!

                    best post.

                    [–]Ellvarah 8 ポイント9 ポイント

                    yes we do all that AND .... we laugh at you. oh god, how much fun we have looking at you waddling around, getting stuck in doors or throwing a tantrum :)

                    [–]majortoad 8 ポイント9 ポイント

                    God Damn that was brutal. XD This really is /b/ level shit. I love this place!

                    [–]littlejawa 13 ポイント14 ポイント

                    I love you.

                    [–]silent66 20 ポイント21 ポイント

                    I love all of you guys. This is such a nice place. I wish there was a town and we all lived in it.

                    [–]Corruption22 14 ポイント15 ポイント

                    There would be gyms and hot people everywhere! Food joints with actual food like vegetables and baked fish, not deep fried brown junk. I think we should start our own country.

                    [–]anotherboleyn 9 ポイント10 ポイント

                    And there would be a law against selling bikinis over a size 10. Nirvana, indeed.

                    [–]Ineedmorebooze 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                    Utopia, even.

                    [–]silent66 10 ポイント11 ポイント

                    Oh my god...... To be able to just but a well balanced meal of protein fiber and carbs.... It would be a utopia. The only "downside" would be that we universally hate fatties.... And I'm so ok with that.

                    [–]misstibbs 8 ポイント9 ポイント

                    I can't help but think of Galt's Gultch, from Atlas Shrugged (except without some of the politics). A beautiful hidden Valley of vegetable gardens and running trails and gorgeous, functioning members of society everywhere! I could throw so many dinner parties of food I really like with out comments about it being weird or "rabbit food!" This must be done, we must make our own country.

                    [–]NeverNotThrowaway 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                    We should just buy up Detroit and turn the inner-city into a health-conscious enclave.

                    [–]anotherboleyn 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                    The thought of being able to host a dinner party without someone asking if I've burnt the potatoes (because there aren't any on the table) is a beautiful, beautiful dream.

                    We should buy an island. It'll be the only country in the world without a McDonalds, and just think of the sports! Surfing, open water swimming, jogging on the beach...

                    [–]Timbitkiller 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                    I am currently traveling for work in a richer resort type town and there was a restaurant where I was able to order two blackened chicken breasts, a large portion of cabbage and stewed kale in chicken broth with a bit of goat cheese on top. Almost a perfect meal for me!

                    The hotel also has a squat rack, A FUCKING SQUAT RACK!

                    The Tim Hortons workers are still fat fucks however.

                    [–]penguinhair 0 ポイント1 ポイント

                    Can you imagine the healthy delicious food trucks that our city would have. Nom nom nom.

                    [–]lifeonfilm 0 ポイント1 ポイント

                    Awwwwww! We should have monthly battle of the fatties for our shitroyalty entertainment. That would be swell.

                    [–]silent66 0 ポイント1 ポイント

                    like a gladiator arena

                    [–]lifeonfilm 0 ポイント1 ポイント

                    Exactly! Lure them with cake and enjoy the lard fest.

                    [–]redherpbluederp[S] 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                    I love all'a'y'all shitlawds.

                    [–]O_Senhor 7 ポイント8 ポイント

                    We are vigilant. Behind this computer there is more than flesh. Behind this computer there is an idea, Mr. Ham, and ideas are bulletproof.

                    [–]Sithredditus 11 ポイント12 ポイント

                    Yeah...

                    I get so many lulz when my comments on fat people hate get down voted to -10 or lower. Those fatty lurkers must be losin' their shit when the truth comes out.

                    The following comment is currently at -20.

                    "Oh FFS!

                    What do you look like?"

                    ... Many lulz were had.

                    [–]hamahameleon 10 ポイント11 ポイント

                    The lardbuckets tears you've jerked are delicious. Brofist, fellow shitlord.

                    [–]miaiam 12 ポイント13 ポイント

                    ...you just want hate mail Edit: I'm teasing. It's a joke.

                    [–]ElapseEvolveExpand 19 ポイント20 ポイント

                    I hope he gets it, the hate mail that has been posted is hilarious. OP PLEASE DELIVER.

                    [–]miaiam 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                    Op pls

                    [–]dumpster_high_dive 12 ポイント13 ポイント

                    I want hate mail! I'm actually disappointed I've never received any, considering my submission and comment history.

                    [–]Livryan 11 ポイント12 ポイント

                    I got a love letter once from another shitlord. Fatpeoplehate is love.

                    [–]dumpster_high_dive 0 ポイント1 ポイント

                    Aww, that's byooteeful :')

                    [–]youllneverfindmegavi 7 ポイント8 ポイント

                    Right?? Submissions I can understand, but dear god. Some of my comments are fucking vicious. Fat fats need to step up their game.

                    [–]miaiam 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                    I know. Me too. Really, really bad. We need to up our game

                    [–]The_White_Baron 7 ポイント8 ポイント

                    I got hate mail for one of my posts here. I complained about sitting next to Wailord on a plane.

                    So instead of doing something, you just kept your wussy ass shut the whole ride and complain about it on reddit? I highly doubt you have a six pack abs or can bench 300 either to be making fun of "average/chubby" girl.

                    You sound like some nerd who only has a voice on the internet. The funny part is you're probably no buff superstar either. Cry some more.

                    "average/chubby" girl was her neighbor, and somewhere between average and chubby. I'm probably just being generous though, since she looked average compared to Wailord. She was probably Wailmer.

                    [–]miaiam 11 ポイント12 ポイント

                    Its so funny, I love how being fat is glorious and they're beautiful but the first thing they do when they want to insult someone is to call them fat. Lol

                    [–]silent66 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                    I would love some. If you could be a dear kindly direct any fatties to my comment history, I am especially proud of my insensitively to fatties cat fishing me

                    [–]miaiam 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                    Ooh! Any good stories?

                    [–]silent66 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                    Haha yeah I'm on a mobile but I posted two in that picture with the hot girl with the "I love brunch" shirt on. She looks so good and then u see the full body picture and she's a whale.

                    [–]koalakushy 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                    i really liked your post and thought i'd throw it up on imgur so this can be spread out as far as possible.

                    [–]redherpbluederp[S] 0 ポイント1 ポイント

                    Thanks, that is awesome!

                    [–]solidpunchmate 6 ポイント7 ポイント

                    Fucking beautiful OP. I LOVE YOU OP. YOU'RE MY HERO OP.

                    [–]le_vengance 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                    This made me feel bad for eating too much today and I'm only 140 pounds at 5'11''

                    That just means it's goddamn true

                    [–]HeyzeusHChrist 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                    actually I prefer them to think we are losers. it makes it one more thing they are completely delusional about.

                    [–]DoYouEvenBank 8 ポイント9 ポイント

                    Preach it brother. I've gotten my entire circle of skinny friends aware about this subreddit. Their loving going through the top posts.

                    [–]tostito_bandito 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                    This post is perfect.

                    [–]its-the-new-style 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                    "What exactly are you trying to say?"

                    "That you're a bunch of fucking elephants."

                    [–]Mastodon9 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                    No matter how bad life gets or what flaws I have I will always wake up and be ever thankful that I am not fat. I have self restraint, decent habits, and I am a healthy weight. I frequently look at fatties and feel superior and internally thank god I am not them and don't have their bodies.

                    [–]GetYourZircOn 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                    You don't stay thin by accident nor by the grace of god though.

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                      [–]QuietFarmer 33 ポイント34 ポイント

                      Come back when you're skinny

                      [–]dumpster_high_dive 21 ポイント22 ポイント

                      WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS COMMENT CHAIN

                      WHERE AM I

                      WHO AM I

                      [–]The_Penis_Wizard 39 ポイント40 ポイント

                      What the fuck guys? This shit shouldn't be upvoted. You guys are supposed to hate all fatasses, and downvote attention whores.

                      [–]fupa_trupa 30 ポイント31 ポイント

                      Seriously. She weighs almost 300 pounds. Come on, people...

                      [–]yesterdayscat 32 ポイント33 ポイント

                      If they carry on we'll soon end up l ike fatlogic and that makes me want to stab myself in the eye.

                      [–]The_White_Baron 32 ポイント33 ポイント

                      This is ridiculous. I have no idea why these people are upvoting it. You don't even need to check her history (where she admits to being THREE HUNDRED POUNDS) to realize she's a fucking fatass who's talking about wanting to lose weight. Obviously no signs of actual weight loss. God, it's infuriating. She's just a fat fucking attention whore.

                      The entire comment chain above you is disgusting, and that it has so many upvotes is equally disgusting.

                      [–]The_Penis_Wizard 31 ポイント32 ポイント

                      I've removed the comment, but I'm seriously fucking disappointed.

                      [–]hamahameleon 12 ポイント13 ポイント

                      Thank you.

                      [–]silent66 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                      In who?

                      [–]The_Penis_Wizard 12 ポイント13 ポイント

                      Everyone who upvoted and encouraged the whale.

                      [–]silent66 17 ポイント18 ポイント

                      Me too. I think the mods should immediately remove and ban anyone saying anything remotely positive or attention seeking in this sub. This is the anti fatty sanctuary for gods sake. It's called fat people hate! No tolerance allowed

                      [–]The_Penis_Wizard 20 ポイント21 ポイント

                      That's what I did. I removed her comment and banned her.

                      [–]silent66 17 ポイント18 ポイント

                      God I love this sub. This is literarily the only place online where no PR bulllshit pandering is allowed.

                      [–]lebleus 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                      Good job, keep up the good work.
                      We appreciate it.

                      [–]Livryan 8 ポイント9 ポイント

                      This. God damn it, I know some of you want there to be less fatties in the world so you're willing to give a ham an upvote, but all you're doing is selling your soul to the devil making fatties think this place could ever accept them. Other things see those upvotes and think this is the go-to spot to post about how they're "still 300 lbs overweight but working on it :D TEEHEEEE".

                      [–]Ellvarah 4 ポイント5 ポイント

                      i missed that comment, what it says?

                      [–]The_Penis_Wizard 0 ポイント1 ポイント

                      Pretty much that she hasn't lost any weight, but GIVE ME ATTENTION because I've decided to start my weight loss journey.

                      [–]shmuklidooha 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                      Did anybody report this?

                      [–]The_Penis_Wizard 0 ポイント1 ポイント

                      Nope.

                      [–]moldyberry 18 ポイント19 ポイント

                      good work deciding to change. the man who moves mountains begins by carrying away small stones. please report to /r/fatlogic.

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                        [–]justanotherfatty 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                        Secret society? I doubt it. More like you spend a lot more time thinking about and saying what anyone who is not fat doesn't.

                        It's funny the FA's are so worried about their triggers, do they ever think about the fact the sight of them is a trigger? Thanks a lot Pizza Sister, it's not Cosmo that makes every teen girl in 2 mile radius skip eating a few days, it's the sight of the cottage cheese hanging out of your booty shorts.

                        Knowing how disgusting I am keeps me in line. Getting thin and not disgusting people is just the polite thing to do

                        [–]julitech 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                        That's why I'm here. People don't say it to your face.

                        [–]2ManySweetrolls 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                        Oh yes. All of this!

                        [–]silent66 5 ポイント6 ポイント

                        It's like everything I ever felt in a neat little speech. Thank you, I assume this was written in response to an earlier thread involving the fat peoples comments about our sub. Boy I can't wait to see the reactions to this! Thanks op, saved. I hope this becomes a copy pasta it's pretty spot on because literarily every thin person feels this way, this is just the only place we can talk about it honestly.

                        [–]Drakonisch 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                        I think I'm lucky. Because where I work everyone is pretty courteous, and the few fat people that I work with are genuinely good people who are trying to lose weight and take care of themselves. And none of them are planets. I don't think I could make it through a whole day if I had to work with a FA.

                        [–]not_the_real_name 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                        THANK YOU. Very well-written.

                        [–]Aged_Vanilla 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                        It really is true though. As time goes on I get more brazen in my discussions with friends probing for their true inner shitlord. Surprisingly enough, the nicest thin people I know all have at least some level of disgust and malice to cast towards a obeast.

                        They might not be as vocal and they might not have the beautiful passion that I have come to know and love in this sub, but its there and its lingering in everyone's thinness.

                        [–]lillycrack 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                        This is beautiful

                        [–]falsevillain 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                        exactly! if there's anything you need to take away from this, it's that you're constantly judged and insulted because you definitely 100% deserve it. fuck you, fat people! go die; you're making the rest of us beautiful people look bad.

                        [–]cariboukevin 0 ポイント1 ポイント

                        Then you'll simply be average

                        [–]ekidwell 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                        Actually... as a lurking fattie I sort of love this post. You've said everything that's true and everything that helps put things into perspective for me.

                        I'm actively trying to lose weight via MyFitnessPal and doing a pretty good job. I know it's a long road because I've been fat nearly my entire life (fat from about age 6-7 until now age 33). I've succeeded in losing a lot of weight and also failed by gaining it back. I'm broken in a lot of ways, but I haven't ever just thrown in the towel and given up completely. I'm flawed, but I'm sincerely trying.

                        Thank you for speaking your mind. Thank you for not holding back. Everyone needs to reach their "rock bottom" before they make real and lasting changes. While this post isn't my own personal "rock bottom" because nothing you said actually offends me because I agree with you (and what you said is absolutely true), it might be someone else's wake-up call.

                        I know someday I will reach a point where this post won't be a "pointed finger" at me any longer. I'm going to make it even though it will take me some time (it takes a while to lose 100+ lbs if you don't want skin sags). I'm currently eating 1500-1600 calories per day which puts me at about 1.5 lbs of weight loss per week. I hit that goal about 90% of the time these days. I'm down 14.5 lbs so far. Until I'm in the clear, I'm going to use this as motivation.
                        Anyway, just wanted to be what appears to be the ONLY FAT PERSON who gets off of her ass to give you a standing ovation.

                        Edit: Wrong verb tense. :)

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                          [–]MCprofK[M] 6 ポイント7 ポイント

                          Although nearly everyone here knows of that thread, we still don't allow linking to other threads/comments in other subreddits. Not even NP links.

                          Please familiarize yourself with our rules before you continue enjoying this subreddit.

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                            [–]The_Penis_Wizard 14 ポイント15 ポイント

                            You're gonna have to try harder than that.

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                              [–]The_Penis_Wizard 12 ポイント13 ポイント

                              Yes, and thanks for the compliment.

                              [–]ttill -4 ポイント-3 ポイント

                              The hatred is strong with this one..

                              EDit: So 5 ppl for sure don't get the reference, noted.

                              [–]hamplanetstrip 3 ポイント4 ポイント

                              I got the reference. You'd think there'd be more Star Wars fans here...

                              [–]BenchoteMankoManko 1 ポイント2 ポイント

                              Amen

                              [–]spazdor -4 ポイント-3 ポイント

                              Hi OP, I'm 6'2" and 170lbs, my BMI has never been >25, and I think you're a piece of fucking shit. Don't you dare speak on my behalf.

                              [–]Jfsshion -5 ポイント-4 ポイント

                              This whole fucking sub reddit is messed up

                              [–]koalakushy 2 ポイント3 ポイント

                              if the truth was easy to swallow, you'd be skinny

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