High tech toilets now come with audio system

[moomies]

High-tech loo pipes out soothing lullabies

Until now, sounds from the smallest room in the house have largely been a cacophony of sighs, grunts and splashes with the occasional snippet of posterior percussion, but Japan's leader in toilet technology now ensures that each sitting can become a cack-ophony, according to Shukan Bunshun (11/17).

Earlier this month, Toto Corp., Japan's leading toilet maker, released onto the market the Apricot N5A, the world's first toilet seat to come equipped with a built-in audio system that pipes lullabies and lyrics into the latrine.

One of Toto's developers explains why the company decided to make the melodious toilet seat.

"We conducted a survey in 2002 where we asked people to tell us what they wanted from a toilet," the developer tells Shukan Bunshun. "The most common response was a heated water cleaning system, which was closely followed by the desire for audio-visual functions."

The Apricot N5A is made up of the toilet seat and a separate remote control, which contains buttons for functions such as bidet and bottom dryer to the regular pause and play buttons normally found on audio equipment. Slip an SD card into the remote control and it allows the user to pipe stereo sound into the loo.

But that's not all the high-tech hyping for the Apricot N5A, which the weekly says makes ordinary toilets look like something out of the Stone Age. As well as being a tuneful toilet seat, the Apricot N5A also contains functions that automatically warm the seat at the same time each day, a lid that closes mechanically and a flush whose size is robotically determined depending on whether it is dealing with a number one or two.

Kuo Ue, a self-professed toilet professor and managing director of the Japan Toilet Association, has little doubt about what has made high tech toilets such a mesmerizing fascination for the Japanese.

"Japanese are a people who have placed great importance on hygiene since the olden days and really focused their attention on the toilet. There's even a saying that if you want to be beautiful, you should first clean your toilet," Ue tells Shukan Bunshun. "There's a tendency for toilet talk to be taboo in the West, so they haven't progressed."

Ue says the sky is the limit when it comes to future developments in Japanese toilet culture.

"Some of the things I can think of are toilets that take blood pressure or use human waste to analyze somebody's state of health. There's all sorts of practical research underway. Maybe there could even be a day when toilets collect methane gas and use it to create electricity or power cars," the toilet association's managing director tells Shukan Bunshun. "I'd guess that in the future, toilets will be like they were in the ecology minded city of Edo (Tokyo's predecessor) over 100 years ago -- fully recycling." (By Ryann Connell)

November 15, 2005

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My mom's going to be installing one of these. lol

[buttmunch]

Grunts, sighs and splashes...hahahahaha

[japangherl]

I used to have those in my house! It had audio, but all it was was the sound of a fake toilet flushing

[Tiara]

I used a toilet at the airport in France, you press a button and the toilet seat spins round (obviously you should NOT be sitting on the seat at this point) and this thing comes out of the back and wipes the whole seat clean for you!