finally! proof that woemen really are full of ****!

[redeux]

Silky soft toilet paper is gluttonous glamour girl's ace in the hole

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Tiny food fighter Gal Sone says she's able to shovel down enormous quantities of food without affecting her figure because of a secret weapon that makes sure she really enjoys a good dump, according to Sunday Mainichi (10/7).
Though the 21-year-old makes a living out of being able to guzzle down massive quantities of food, she retains her svelte figure with just 45 kilograms on her 162-centimeter frame.
And Gal Sone apparently attributes her ability to eat like a horse but stay looking like a model to regular clearance of her bowels.
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"She enjoys her eating, and she's blessed with incredible regularity that means she's never constipated," a spokesman for Watanabe Entertainment, Gal Sone's talent agency, tells Sunday Mainichi. "She goes to the toilet six times a day."
Periodical check-ups have showed Sone is as fit as a fiddle, despite all the rigorous eating she does. Her handlers say her secret weapon is Hane Niju (Double Feather), the revolutionary new toilet paper she uses.
Made by Mochizuki Seishi, a paper company based in Kochi, Hane Niju is Japan's highest quality toilet paper. It sells for 195 yen for a single roll compared to the average supermarket price of 298 yen for a dozen rolls.
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"Gal Sone started using the paper after she was given some as a present while appearing on TV in the summer," the Watanabe Entertainment spokesman says. "She's been hooked on it ever since."
Others who have used Hane Niju have raved about it.
"It's really moist and truly gentle on the anus," a reporter who tried out the toilet paper tells Sunday Mainichi. "Normal toilet paper is usually a bit rough and bristly and can sometimes hurt a bit, but there's absolutely none of that with this one."
If soft and moist are all that's needed, surely tissues would be enough, but Hane Niju seems to have provided something extra.
http://mdn.mainichi.jp/culture/waiwai/face/news/images/20070928p2g00m0dm015000p_size5.jpg Sunday Mainichi (10/7)

"It's the result of an intensive search to find the world's softest paper," Mochizuki Seishi President Yoshimi Morisawa tells Sunday Mainichi. "We tested over 100 different types of pulp and found those from softwoods were best, so we blended and processed those. We haven't used any sort of chemical to soften the paper, so it's really good for the skin."
Regular toilet paper uses cheap pulp to cut production costs and make it easier to produce. The paper also has to be made stronger so that it can be mass-produced in a shorter time. It this adds up to make the toilet paper rough, Sunday Mainichi explains, noting that chemicals often added to soften the scrub or give it a sweeter aroma sometimes also adversely affect some people's skin. (By Ryann Connell)

（Mainichi Japan） September 28, 2007:evillaugh::cry:



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[ehreek]

Holy crap! That's almost AUD2 for one damn roll of toilet paper! :giveup:

I don't see what's the correlation between her being able to remove her bowels often and the type of toilet paper she uses :miserable:


Hmmm, maybe the toilet paper's coated with some sort of laxative which the body absorbs upon contact
:evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh::evillaugh:

[Dyka]

Aha! Bullshit indeed!

I have a very slender figure myself and make a habit of eating large quantities of food and calories. Hell, I had 6 Krispy Kreme donuts today alone!

Though I wouldn't mind having some of that soft, feathery goodness on my bottom as well.

Also that first picture makes her look like some sort of zombie.

[Hummingbird]

I don't see what's the correlation between her being able to remove her bowels often and the type of toilet paper she uses :miserable:





Trust me, if you are taking a dump 6 times a day, you need the softest toilet paper you can get!

[ExtremelyHappy]

I knew a girl who ate and ate and ate, and never put on weight. Turns out she had a genetic bowel disease. Our starlet should beware.

Dyka: Beware! The day you turn 30 is the day those Crispy Kremes stay on.

[BlueMouse]

her taking shit 6 times a day is still acceptable logic, cuz it's her body
however if it's 6 times a day cuz of toilet paper, than thats uber bullshit

[Hummingbird]

No, no, no. The toilet paper doesn't allow her to shit 6 times a day. It allows her to shit 6 times a day in comfort. Ordianary toilet paper in Japan is terrible. Even 'soft' toilet paper isn't going to do your arse any favours if you are going to be using it 6 times a day. This miracle toilet paper, however, apparantly is so good she can use it as much as she wants with no discomfort. That's why it's so useful to her 'career'.

[BlueMouse]

ohh ic
thanks
i guess that's true
u'll want to feel like u're sitting on your bed than sitting on nails esp when u have 2 go 6 times

[ExtremelyHappy]

Marketing Gimmick: Implication is that anyone using this toilet paper will get the same results. Unlikely. It's your intestines that decide when to push. Not moist and truly gentle action on the anus. My money is on our Starlet having a bowel disease. Irritable Bowel Syndrome if she's lucky. Crohn's disease is if she's unlucky.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crohn's_disease
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irritable_bowel_syndrome

This is Wikipedia so take with a grain of salt, but I don't see "most and gentle anus" action anywhere on the list below:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_causes_of_diarrhea

Good to see the Japanese media is capable of being as air-headed as our own. Here's to Intestinal Awareness.

[Hummingbird]

Hmm, I'm not really sure how many people will really want to buy a toilet paper that allows them to crap 6 times a day, even if they do misead the article and get that impression.

The whole point of the paper is how wonderfully soft it is on your backside. They are only using this woman to promote it because she goes so often. I myself suffer from Ulcerative Colitis, and with a really bad flare-up (fortunately few and far between!) I could be going anything up to 14 times a day, for up to a week before the steroids start taking effect. Believe me, I could use some toilet paper that's softer than an angels feather then!

[ExtremelyHappy]

ITT Scanlovers swap their Intestinal Ailments. I had IBS once caused by stress. Don't stress! Now that Stephen Colbert has finished his Wrist Awareness, maybe he'll take up Intestinal Awareness? Would he get $17,500 for his signed, autographed daiper though?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ulcerative_colitis

[porkar]

In days of old when knights were bold and paper wasn't invented,
A tuft of grass to wipe your arse and you'd go away contented.