The shit guy from Nakano

[Ptyx]

http://www.tanteifile.com/diary/2005..._01/index.html

behold the unko nabe

I was concerned by this story since i live in Nakano
So this guy decided to piss off all of his neighborhood by painting his house with a mixture composed of nama gomi and human shit.
After a while his neighbours decided to call the cops because the stench was intolerable. The businesses around were also losing their customers as no one in their right mind would go there.
Looks like there's is no law applicable to this particular case. What i understood was that the kind of laws that could apply here are restricted to factories and the likes.

This is from the summary that was given to me by a coworker. I'm not basing myself on the actual article. If a fg could translate the articleor just the best parts of it,it would be great.
They even interviewed the guy ! Where was Captain Japan ?

[AssKissinger]

The problem with Japan is, when a guy like that comes along, who needs a nice solid ass-whippin', no one was the sac to give him one.

[Taro Toporific]

DP

[Taro Toporific]

Originally Posted by Ptyx

Looks like there's is no law applicable to this particular case. What i understood was that the kind of laws that could apply here are restricted to factories and the likes.

There are plenty of public nuisance and health laws but the crappy courts and "wa police" won't take action.

Originally Posted by a crap translation

Nakano's shitman

Request for action on Nakano's "harmony" man residing at 3-32-9 Yayoicho, Nakano Ward, Tokyo

Household waste and human excrement (of the person in question) is collected and stirred. He boils it all together to create an unbelievable stench which he then towels up to cover all four sides of his house. In addition, he sets out large quantities of feed for pigeon and feral cat. Around those feed boxes pigeon swarming and squawk incessantly leaving a huge amount of dropping damage. Everyday the animal noise outside his house increases.

This threatens the life of the neighborhood making a climate of fear and frightening pedestrians and the store customers. There has been a drop in business in the vicinity, apartment leases are being canceled, people are moving out, store tenants quitting the area and there huge expenses for deodorization measures.

In his yard, Nakano’s shitman boils together the feces and waste in this pot.

[IkemenTommy]

What they need is a FG to move in the neighborhood and give that asshat the boot.

[Ptyx]

In his yard, Nakano’s shitman boils together the feces and waste in this pot.

This guy is Nakano's Saruman

[guriguri247365]

they should make the sick fucker eat it - or at least shove it up his ass. what a sick and Fucked J

[Taro Toporific]

Neighbors cry foul as Fecal Fogey raises a stink
MSN-Mainichi-, September 6, 2005 (By Marvin Feltcher)
When neighbors of a man in Tokyo's Nakano-ku complained about the noise of his huge array of chimes and danger of the rocket-sized fireworks he set off in their densely populated neighborhood, he responded to their gripes by pooh-poohing them -- literally...

<---BIG SNIP----->

....So bad has the damage been, the Nakano Municipal Government ordered his family to fumigate the area in summer last year, and again late last month.
"His brother paid for a sewage truck to come in and vacuum it all up and then disinfect the garden," a neighbor says. Nonetheless, it seems the Fecal Fogey is so arrogant he seems to believe his own waste doesn't stink.
"Smell? What smell? I can't smell a thing," he tells the women's weekly.
"The only smell coming from my place is that of fish being cooked. I cook pike, mackerel and garlic. They're cooking aromas, not smells." What about the human waste?
"It's got nothing to do with it," the Fecal Fogey tells Josei Seven. "I want to leave it in my garden, so I'm leaving it in my garden. There's nothing wrong with that. Besides, it doesn't stink, anyway."
September 6, 2005

[dingosatemybaby]

Originally Posted by Taro Toporific

Neighbors cry foul as Fecal Fogey raises a stink
MSN-Mainichi-, September 6, 2005 (By Marvin Feltcher)
When neighbors of a man in Tokyo's Nakano-ku complained about the noise of his huge array of chimes and danger of the rocket-sized fireworks he set off in their densely populated neighborhood, he responded to their gripes by pooh-poohing them -- literally...

<---BIG SNIP----->

....So bad has the damage been, the Nakano Municipal Government ordered his family to fumigate the area in summer last year, and again late last month.
"His brother paid for a sewage truck to come in and vacuum it all up and then disinfect the garden," a neighbor says. Nonetheless, it seems the Fecal Fogey is so arrogant he seems to believe his own waste doesn't stink.
"Smell? What smell? I can't smell a thing," he tells the women's weekly.
"The only smell coming from my place is that of fish being cooked. I cook pike, mackerel and garlic. They're cooking aromas, not smells." What about the human waste?
"It's got nothing to do with it," the Fecal Fogey tells Josei Seven. "I want to leave it in my garden, so I'm leaving it in my garden. There's nothing wrong with that. Besides, it doesn't stink, anyway."
September 6, 2005

Marvin has officially achieved Nirvana with the name "Fecal Fogey."

-dingo
-a fogey
-doesn't cook his poop

[Charles]

Originally Posted by dingosatemybaby

Marvin has officially achieved Nirvana with the name "Fecal Fogey."

I want know what "Fecal Fogey" was in the original Japanese text. Somehow I bet it was a richly connotative jukugo that could never be fully translated into English.