(cache) Uh, free oral sex?

mad pierrot · Oct 27, 2004, 18:19

Angel of mercy gives
homeless men a hand

By Masuo Kamiyama
Contributing Writer
October 25, 2004

You're a homeless man in Nagoya camped out in the park adjacent to Nagoya Castle or one of the several public areas where dozens of vagrants have erected makeshift abodes made of blue plastic tarpaulins.
Having been down on your luck for so long, sex, if on your mind at all, is probably little more than a distant memory. And since it's been days, sometimes even months since your last bath, the prospect of finding female companionship is likely to be all the more remote.
Certainly the last thing you'd ever expect would be to be awakened from a sound sleep by an attractive young female who has slipped into your shelter, opened the fly of your pants, and begun to provide relief in the form of hand jobs, or oral sex.
Yet, increasing numbers of homeless men in Nagoya's parks swear this has happened to them. Did these pleasurable experiences actually occur? Or was it merely something emanating out of the fog of alcohol-induced stupor?

Read the whole story HERE.

Even if it's an urban myth this is the funniest thing I've read all month. I wonder if there will be an increase in "homeless" people?!

fixelbrumpf · Oct 27, 2004, 19:21

Good for 'em. Perhaps whoever did this has a bum fetish.

Mike Cash · Oct 27, 2004, 20:01

WARNING: GROSS STORY FOLLOWS

Reminds me of the story of a homeless man found dead in his shelter near the Sumida River a few years ago. He wasn't discovered for a few days. Since he was homeless and unemployed, it took a while for anyone to miss him. And since he lived in an area with lots of those little blue shelters, it took a few days for the unique odor of rotting human flesh to rise above the other various smells.

When he was found, he was naked from the waist down and there was extensive damage to his groin. A large amount of flesh was missing from that area. Just gone. Disappeared.

Police suspected that he had been murdered by a pervert who had mutilated the body, removing the genitals and some of the surrounding flesh. Since such a psychopath could reasonably be expected to commit a similar crime again, they feared they might be looking at the first efforts of a potential serial killer. Naturally, they didn't look forward to either the crimes, the publicity that would surround them, or the huge investigative effort that they would have to mount.

Fortunately for them, the pervert was soon identified.

The pervert was the victim himself.

It seems there were lots of stray cats in the area. With the resourcefulness many unfortunate homeless souls display in their struggle to stay alive, he had learned to put the stray cats to use. He ate canned tuna and smeared the leftover oil on his John Thomas to entice the cats to give him a tongue job.

The last time he did it, though, he had a heart attack and died. It wasn't long before the cats decided he would make a good source of meat protein. From habit and from the smell of the tuna oil, they concentrated their efforts in his groin area. They managed to eat away a pretty good bit before the man was discovered.

RockLee · Oct 27, 2004, 20:44

OMFG....talking about bad luck...first being homeless and then catfood(because of his own stupidity)...some ppl I tell ya!!

In the hope of duplicating the experience he's planning a return Nagoya this autumn.

These pervs to everything to get a free BJ I tell ya

kirei_na_me · Oct 27, 2004, 21:24

That truly is a gross story, mikecash...

EscaFlowne · Oct 27, 2004, 21:34

Well, that has shaken me to the core....ummmm...yea i've been scarred in the worst way...and all for some "HEad" yeeesh....I hope it was just awesome! and by cats

.....Have you guys ever had a cat lick you

Wait wait...not like that you nasty people! i'm talking like your face or hand....thier tongues aren't soft.... i hope miss apollo doesen't read this thread.....she wont ever be right again........

PaulTB · Oct 27, 2004, 21:42

Originally Posted by EscaFlowne

Well, that has shaken me to the core....ummmm...yea i've been scarred in the worst way...and all for some "HEad" yeeesh....I hope it was just awesome! and by cats .....Have you guys ever had a cat lick you Wait wait...not like that you nasty people! i'm talking like your face or hand....thier tongues aren't soft.... i hope miss apollo doesen't read this thread.....she wont ever be right again........

All those thinking of an alternative universe Ranma 1/2 plot - go take a cold shower.

okaeri_man · Oct 27, 2004, 21:48

Originally Posted by mad pierrot

I wonder if there will be an increase in "homeless" people?!

there's never been a better time to be homeless it seems...

mad pierrot · Oct 27, 2004, 22:25

Mike, I will never sleep naked near a cat for the rest of my life, thank you.

Good story. I think I'm going to go cry now.

Ewok85 · Oct 27, 2004, 22:46

Reminds me why i swerve towards, not away, from cats while out on the road

Sounds like an urban myth, funny none the less

Mike Cash · Oct 28, 2004, 01:59

Originally Posted by Ewok85

Reminds me why i swerve towards, not away, from cats while out on the road

Sounds like an urban myth, funny none the less

I would tend to discount it as an urban myth myself if I hadn't encountered it while reading a book by Dr. Masahiko Ueno, who for many years was the chief medical examiner (coroner) for Metro Tokyo.

Nothingness · Oct 28, 2004, 02:27

wow...

That is crazy...

alfiegal · Oct 28, 2004, 02:34

geeeez...a definite candidate for low-budget gross-out film project!
thanks mikecash.

Pacifica1984 · Oct 28, 2004, 03:02

hahaha

Umm ya lol....that's pretty much it....

Hilarious is all I can add to it

Knives · Oct 28, 2004, 05:05

Originally Posted by mikecash

WARNING: GROSS STORY FOLLOWS

Reminds me of the story of a homeless man found dead in his shelter near the Sumida River a few years ago. He wasn't discovered for a few days. Since he was homeless and unemployed, it took a while for anyone to miss him. And since he lived in an area with lots of those little blue shelters, it took a few days for the unique odor of rotting human flesh to rise above the other various smells.

When he was found, he was naked from the waist down and there was extensive damage to his groin. A large amount of flesh was missing from that area. Just gone. Disappeared.

Police suspected that he had been murdered by a pervert who had mutilated the body, removing the genitals and some of the surrounding flesh. Since such a psychopath could reasonably be expected to commit a similar crime again, they feared they might be looking at the first efforts of a potential serial killer. Naturally, they didn't look forward to either the crimes, the publicity that would surround them, or the huge investigative effort that they would have to mount.

Fortunately for them, the pervert was soon identified.

The pervert was the victim himself.

It seems there were lots of stray cats in the area. With the resourcefulness many unfortunate homeless souls display in their struggle to stay alive, he had learned to put the stray cats to use. He ate canned tuna and smeared the leftover oil on his John Thomas to entice the cats to give him a tongue job.

The last time he did it, though, he had a heart attack and died. It wasn't long before the cats decided he would make a good source of meat protein. From habit and from the smell of the tuna oil, they concentrated their efforts in his groin area. They managed to eat away a pretty good bit before the man was discovered.

talk about irony lol i want to say poor guy but thats kinda gross..... lol i guess when in rome do as the romans do if they did that stuff lol

Lina Inverse · Oct 28, 2004, 10:40

This story about the cats is pretty damn gross indeed

Sally_Hawn · Oct 28, 2004, 11:00

I think Mikecash's story is an excellent script for a CAT MAN movie, horror or porno. Didn't Michelle Piffer get eaten by cats and become Cat Woman in the BAT MAN movie?

Reiku · Oct 30, 2004, 22:56

Nah, they just nibbled a little...

Brooker · Oct 31, 2004, 05:52

This has gotta be one of the stranger threads we've ever had. Maybe I'm just a sicko, but I thought that cat story was pretty funny (and gross). Bear in mind, that the guy was trying to

entice the cats.

mad pierrot wrote...

Mike, I will never sleep naked near a cat for the rest of my life, thank you.

So as long as you're not sleeping naked with a crotch full of tuna oil you should be ok.

RockLee · Oct 31, 2004, 09:04

itadakimasu !!!!!!!! (just couldn't let it go xD)

yimija · Oct 31, 2004, 19:02

Originally Posted by Brooker

This has gotta be one of the stranger threads we've ever had. Maybe I'm just a sicko, but I thought that cat story was pretty funny (and gross). Bear in mind, that the guy was trying to entice the cats.

mad pierrot wrote...

So as long as you're not sleeping naked with a crotch full of tuna oil you should be ok.

listen to the wise man (mad pierrot), indeed.

yes funny stories all right, I needed to read that to get back into the real world !!!

BUT....

what mad pierot dont say is the reason why all this happened, because he did not give you the following part of the article :

"Apparently some women are so turned on by male pheromones, they won't accept anything less than a full concentration, unadulterated by soap and water. Or perhaps they're fetishists for dirt, grime and ordure.
"

Are we really like that ? Of course pheromones (and NOT ONLY MALE'S) are of the utmost importance in a sexual relation !

but to this extent....

love you all !

Utsuki · Nov 1, 2004, 12:16

Umm... I don't think cats can be so aggressive by eating a man's part...
Anyway the story is indeed gross!!

sabro · Nov 2, 2004, 07:51

I have four cats in my house and I can't look at them right now. (Maybe they were getting him back for neutering them.)

cicatriz esp · Nov 2, 2004, 09:55

Originally Posted by mikecash

mike's cat story

No post has ever been so deserving of good rep!

Kamisama · Nov 2, 2004, 12:25

i had a nightmare kittens attacked me today... but i wasn't naked.. -sighs in relief- the kittens could also talk.. weird ..

Oct 27, 2004, 18:19	#1
mad pierrot I jump to conclusions Join Date: Nov 22, 2003 Location: The world via Chi-town Age: 28 Posts: 1,333	Uh, free oral sex? Angel of mercy gives homeless men a hand By Masuo Kamiyama Contributing Writer October 25, 2004 You're a homeless man in Nagoya camped out in the park adjacent to Nagoya Castle or one of the several public areas where dozens of vagrants have erected makeshift abodes made of blue plastic tarpaulins. Having been down on your luck for so long, sex, if on your mind at all, is probably little more than a distant memory. And since it's been days, sometimes even months since your last bath, the prospect of finding female companionship is likely to be all the more remote. Certainly the last thing you'd ever expect would be to be awakened from a sound sleep by an attractive young female who has slipped into your shelter, opened the fly of your pants, and begun to provide relief in the form of hand jobs, or oral sex. Yet, increasing numbers of homeless men in Nagoya's parks swear this has happened to them. Did these pleasurable experiences actually occur? Or was it merely something emanating out of the fog of alcohol-induced stupor? Read the whole story HERE. Even if it's an urban myth this is the funniest thing I've read all month. I wonder if there will be an increase in "homeless" people?!

Oct 27, 2004, 19:21	#2
fixelbrumpf Regular Member Join Date: Sep 16, 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 175	Good for 'em. Perhaps whoever did this has a bum fetish. __________________ イケメンって日系メン!

Oct 27, 2004, 20:01	#3
Mike Cash Delusions of Adequacy Join Date: Mar 15, 2002 Location: Japan Posts: 5,337	WARNING: GROSS STORY FOLLOWS Reminds me of the story of a homeless man found dead in his shelter near the Sumida River a few years ago. He wasn't discovered for a few days. Since he was homeless and unemployed, it took a while for anyone to miss him. And since he lived in an area with lots of those little blue shelters, it took a few days for the unique odor of rotting human flesh to rise above the other various smells. When he was found, he was naked from the waist down and there was extensive damage to his groin. A large amount of flesh was missing from that area. Just gone. Disappeared. Police suspected that he had been murdered by a pervert who had mutilated the body, removing the genitals and some of the surrounding flesh. Since such a psychopath could reasonably be expected to commit a similar crime again, they feared they might be looking at the first efforts of a potential serial killer. Naturally, they didn't look forward to either the crimes, the publicity that would surround them, or the huge investigative effort that they would have to mount. Fortunately for them, the pervert was soon identified. The pervert was the victim himself. It seems there were lots of stray cats in the area. With the resourcefulness many unfortunate homeless souls display in their struggle to stay alive, he had learned to put the stray cats to use. He ate canned tuna and smeared the leftover oil on his John Thomas to entice the cats to give him a tongue job. The last time he did it, though, he had a heart attack and died. It wasn't long before the cats decided he would make a good source of meat protein. From habit and from the smell of the tuna oil, they concentrated their efforts in his groin area. They managed to eat away a pretty good bit before the man was discovered. __________________ Kiva: Loans That Change Lives

Oct 27, 2004, 20:44	#4
RockLee Hullu Join Date: Apr 22, 2004 Location: Espoo Age: 26 Posts: 3,084	OMFG....talking about bad luck...first being homeless and then catfood(because of his own stupidity)...some ppl I tell ya!! In the hope of duplicating the experience he's planning a return Nagoya this autumn. These pervs to everything to get a free BJ I tell ya __________________ ~ Parempi hullu kuin tylsä - Better crazy than boring ~ http://www.fin-style.be/blog -> My Blog about Finland and other random thingies.

Oct 27, 2004, 21:24	#5
kirei_na_me Where I'm Supposed to Be Join Date: Jan 31, 2003 Location: Virginia Age: 32 Posts: 3,922	That truly is a gross story, mikecash... __________________ *i carry your heart with me(i carry it in my heart*

Oct 27, 2004, 21:34	#6
EscaFlowne Co-owner: Jovesca Records Join Date: Nov 14, 2003 Location: Orgi. Born in Ceiba,Puerto Rico, now live in orlando,Fl Age: 25 Posts: 1,438	Well, that has shaken me to the core....ummmm...yea i've been scarred in the worst way...and all for some "HEad" yeeesh....I hope it was just awesome! and by cats .....Have you guys ever had a cat lick you Wait wait...not like that you nasty people! i'm talking like your face or hand....thier tongues aren't soft.... i hope miss apollo doesen't read this thread.....she wont ever be right again........ __________________ "An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind." ~ Buddha "I am clever because I know the cause of my ignorance..." ~ Bruce Lee Cacawate Fan Club: President "Personal" Assitant

Oct 27, 2004, 21:42	#7
PaulTB Manga Psychic Join Date: Jan 22, 2004 Posts: 2,111	Originally Posted by EscaFlowne Well, that has shaken me to the core....ummmm...yea i've been scarred in the worst way...and all for some "HEad" yeeesh....I hope it was just awesome! and by cats .....Have you guys ever had a cat lick you Wait wait...not like that you nasty people! i'm talking like your face or hand....thier tongues aren't soft.... i hope miss apollo doesen't read this thread.....she wont ever be right again........ All those thinking of an alternative universe Ranma 1/2 plot - go take a cold shower.

Oct 27, 2004, 21:48	#8
okaeri_man Tadaima! Join Date: Sep 6, 2003 Location: Australia Age: 23 Posts: 379	Originally Posted by mad pierrot I wonder if there will be an increase in "homeless" people?! there's never been a better time to be homeless it seems... __________________ "The people who vote decide nothing. The people who count the vote decide everything." - Stalin

Oct 27, 2004, 22:25	#9
mad pierrot I jump to conclusions Join Date: Nov 22, 2003 Location: The world via Chi-town Age: 28 Posts: 1,333	Dear god.... Mike, I will never sleep naked near a cat for the rest of my life, thank you. Good story. I think I'm going to go cry now.

Oct 27, 2004, 22:46	#10
Ewok85 Cute and Furry Join Date: Nov 14, 2003 Location: Saitama/Tokyo Age: 23 Posts: 2,343	Reminds me why i swerve towards, not away, from cats while out on the road Sounds like an urban myth, funny none the less

Oct 28, 2004, 01:59	#11
Mike Cash Delusions of Adequacy Join Date: Mar 15, 2002 Location: Japan Posts: 5,337	Originally Posted by Ewok85 Reminds me why i swerve towards, not away, from cats while out on the road Sounds like an urban myth, funny none the less I would tend to discount it as an urban myth myself if I hadn't encountered it while reading a book by Dr. Masahiko Ueno, who for many years was the chief medical examiner (coroner) for Metro Tokyo.

Oct 28, 2004, 02:27	#12
Nothingness and total Randomness!!! Join Date: Mar 12, 2004 Location: The Void... Age: 22 Posts: 1,048	wow... That is crazy... __________________ 無 - Nothingness Scientology

Oct 28, 2004, 02:34	#13
alfiegal Junior Member Join Date: Oct 4, 2004 Posts: 10	geeeez...a definite candidate for low-budget gross-out film project! thanks mikecash.

Oct 28, 2004, 03:02	#14
Pacifica1984 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 27, 2004 Posts: 13	hahaha Umm ya lol....that's pretty much it.... Hilarious is all I can add to it

Oct 28, 2004, 05:05	#15
Knives ZZzzzzz... Join Date: Jul 2, 2004 Age: 22 Posts: 266	Originally Posted by mikecash WARNING: GROSS STORY FOLLOWS Reminds me of the story of a homeless man found dead in his shelter near the Sumida River a few years ago. He wasn't discovered for a few days. Since he was homeless and unemployed, it took a while for anyone to miss him. And since he lived in an area with lots of those little blue shelters, it took a few days for the unique odor of rotting human flesh to rise above the other various smells. When he was found, he was naked from the waist down and there was extensive damage to his groin. A large amount of flesh was missing from that area. Just gone. Disappeared. Police suspected that he had been murdered by a pervert who had mutilated the body, removing the genitals and some of the surrounding flesh. Since such a psychopath could reasonably be expected to commit a similar crime again, they feared they might be looking at the first efforts of a potential serial killer. Naturally, they didn't look forward to either the crimes, the publicity that would surround them, or the huge investigative effort that they would have to mount. Fortunately for them, the pervert was soon identified. The pervert was the victim himself. It seems there were lots of stray cats in the area. With the resourcefulness many unfortunate homeless souls display in their struggle to stay alive, he had learned to put the stray cats to use. He ate canned tuna and smeared the leftover oil on his John Thomas to entice the cats to give him a tongue job. The last time he did it, though, he had a heart attack and died. It wasn't long before the cats decided he would make a good source of meat protein. From habit and from the smell of the tuna oil, they concentrated their efforts in his groin area. They managed to eat away a pretty good bit before the man was discovered. talk about irony lol i want to say poor guy but thats kinda gross..... lol i guess when in rome do as the romans do if they did that stuff lol

Oct 28, 2004, 10:40	#16
Lina Inverse Hentai Koutaishi Join Date: Apr 29, 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 1,141	This story about the cats is pretty damn gross indeed __________________ Try out the new style!

Oct 28, 2004, 11:00	#17
Sally_Hawn Regular Member Join Date: Sep 16, 2004 Posts: 118	I think Mikecash's story is an excellent script for a CAT MAN movie, horror or porno. Didn't Michelle Piffer get eaten by cats and become Cat Woman in the BAT MAN movie?

Oct 30, 2004, 22:56	#18
Reiku Regular Member Join Date: Aug 23, 2004 Location: Pismo Beach, CA Posts: 434	Nah, they just nibbled a little... __________________ Baka ningen.

Oct 31, 2004, 05:52	#19
Brooker Anjin Join Date: Apr 10, 2004 Location: Seattle, Washington Age: 32 Posts: 1,327	This has gotta be one of the stranger threads we've ever had. Maybe I'm just a sicko, but I thought that cat story was pretty funny (and gross). Bear in mind, that the guy was trying to entice the cats. mad pierrot wrote... Mike, I will never sleep naked near a cat for the rest of my life, thank you. So as long as you're not sleeping naked with a crotch full of tuna oil you should be ok. __________________ For information on the pros and cons of teaching at Nova English schools in Japan, check out "The Unbiased Truth About Nova"

Oct 31, 2004, 09:04	#20
RockLee Hullu Join Date: Apr 22, 2004 Location: Espoo Age: 26 Posts: 3,084	itadakimasu !!!!!!!! (just couldn't let it go xD)

Oct 31, 2004, 19:02	#21
yimija Now it's me Join Date: Mar 31, 2004 Location: it depends on the day Posts: 272	wise man Originally Posted by Brooker This has gotta be one of the stranger threads we've ever had. Maybe I'm just a sicko, but I thought that cat story was pretty funny (and gross). Bear in mind, that the guy was trying to entice the cats. mad pierrot wrote... So as long as you're not sleeping naked with a crotch full of tuna oil you should be ok. listen to the wise man (mad pierrot), indeed. yes funny stories all right, I needed to read that to get back into the real world !!! BUT.... what mad pierot dont say is the reason why all this happened, because he did not give you the following part of the article : "Apparently some women are so turned on by male pheromones, they won't accept anything less than a full concentration, unadulterated by soap and water. Or perhaps they're fetishists for dirt, grime and ordure. " Are we really like that ? Of course pheromones (and NOT ONLY MALE'S) are of the utmost importance in a sexual relation ! but to this extent.... love you all ! __________________ Just little me!!! But maybe a little taller You grow up, every day. Every second...

Nov 1, 2004, 12:16	#22
Utsuki Regular Member Join Date: Jul 19, 2004 Location: Johor Age: 24 Posts: 41	Umm... I don't think cats can be so aggressive by eating a man's part... Anyway the story is indeed gross!! __________________ Sometimes, some things are better left unknown...

Nov 2, 2004, 07:51	#23
sabro Regular Member Join Date: Apr 23, 2004 Location: Near Lake Arrowhead, CA Age: 44 Posts: 1,536	I have four cats in my house and I can't look at them right now. (Maybe they were getting him back for neutering them.)

Nov 2, 2004, 09:55	#24
cicatriz esp Regular Member Join Date: Aug 21, 2004 Location: Los Angeles, CA Age: 10 Posts: 231	Originally Posted by mikecash mike's cat story No post has ever been so deserving of good rep!

Nov 2, 2004, 12:25	#25
Kamisama Ooh, i'm a green belt. Join Date: Oct 6, 2004 Location: シカゴ,Illinois Age: 22 Posts: 216	i had a nightmare kittens attacked me today... but i wasn't naked.. -sighs in relief- the kittens could also talk.. weird ..

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