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Old 01-03-2007, 11:04 AM
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As if the world of ornamentals isn't upside down enough, the slant females have begun to spit on the Holy Bible by defying Jesus and the natural order of God's plan.

1 Peter 3:1 Likewise, ye wives, be in subjection to your own husbands.

This story is clear evidence of the depravity of the chinks, and what bowing down to that fat buddar demon gets you.

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Growing numbers of Japanese women are punching their spouses, lovers and male co-workers, according to Yomiuri Weekly (12/31).

Mitsuko, a woman in her late 30's, freely admits to being just such a case.

"I punch guys for the same reasons people 'discipline' their children. I've got expectations in love and I want them to improve. I never do it to relieve stress," she tells Yomiuri Weekly.

Mitsuko says she'll give a guy three chances to mess up on something she's told him about -- and if he errs again, she'll take a swing at him.

Mitsuko's violent streak developed during her marriage to a no-good bum, who lazed at home playing games all day while she slaved away at an office job and moonlit as a hostess at nights. The husband also left Mitsuko to look after the kids and do the housework.

After a few months of this, Mitsuko cracked; and instead of dinner one night, she served her deadbeat spouse a knuckle sandwich.

Another hubby on the receiving end is Nobuo, a freelance writer, whose wife was in an accident that left her dependent on drugs whose side-effects have affected her mental capabilities. When Nobuo tried to stop her from jumping off an apartment building, she slugged him in the face.

"It was so hard going home, but I just couldn't dump my wife when she was going through such mental trauma," Nobuo says.

Nobuo is one of the increasing number of Japanese men who are owning up to getting knocked around by their wives.

"There was always that element around, but things have really changed in the past two or three years, when I've seen more and more men coming to me for help," marriage counselor Atsuko Okano says.

And the figures back her up. A 2005 Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare study on violence between men and women found that among married couples, 26.7 percent of women and 73.8 percent of men had been beaten at least once by their spouse.
There is just revolting. These chinks live in a nightmare world of depravity. May Jesus smite them mightily, and soon.
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The inversion of the sexes in Japanistan is almost complete.

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Alright!! Those women are showing those deadbeat men who's boss. Good for them.
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Alright!! Those women are showing those deadbeat men who's boss. Good for them.
Leave it to an unsaved harlot like you to support ultra violent feminaziism, while claiming to be a satanic pacifist. You refuse to beat your own child, but you applaud slant females inverting God's natural order of things....

You are willing to embrace ANYTHING except Jesus' love, aren't you.
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Old 01-03-2007, 11:10 PM
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Leave it to an unsaved harlot like you to support ultra violent feminaziism, while claiming to be a satanic pacifist. You refuse to beat your own child, but you applaud slant females inverting God's natural order of things....
The natural order? THE NATURAL ORDER???? Excuse me, the NATURAL ORDER, you say? I'll have you know, Zekey, that in this world, the female, with very few exceptions, humans being one, is the dominant, stronger of the species. With a lot of species, the female eats the male after mating with them. (And NO, Bobby Joe and BT, not the kind of 'eating' you may presume I'm thinking about )
And I approve of disciplining children. Not beating, but the occasional light slap on the caboose for disbehaving is an effective tool. However, the problem is that a lot of parents turn that light disciplinary slap into something much worse, resulting in the fact that now a lot of parents don't really discipline their kids at all.
And those women are showing that they are not just useless ornaments to be toyed with. Good for them.

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Not true. I'd say Islam is even worse than Xtianity. In fact, all abrahamic and organized religions are disliked by me. And I'm not too keen on the idea of embracing a bear either....unlike certain people who may or may not keep one in their basement.
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Bears? In a basement? What a strange place to be keeping bears. You know, I like to keep boys in my basement. *Nods* Mm-hmm. They used to be out in a shack in my backyard, but then I moved. I have to let them out to go and work on movies (I collect actors, you see), but they've become quite adjusted to life in captivity; very well behaved once they're properly trained and all that.



Still wouldn't keep a bear in my basement, though...
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Alright!! Those women are showing those deadbeat men who's boss. Good for them.
Domestic violence is domestic violence, no matter who's doing it. Some feminist and pacifist you've turned out to be.
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Domestic violence is domestic violence, no matter who's doing it. Some feminist and pacifist you've turned out to be.
I have to admit I'm impressed by your rebuke of Ms. Hellsinger Mr.-Myers. I haven't really been a big fan of your views. If my wife ever raised a hand to me, she'd be eating her teeth. It's nice to see you progressing on this forum.

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Bears? In a basement? What a strange place to be keeping bears. You know, I like to keep boys in my basement. *Nods* Mm-hmm. They used to be out in a shack in my backyard, but then I moved. I have to let them out to go and work on movies (I collect actors, you see), but they've become quite adjusted to life in captivity; very well behaved once they're properly trained and all that.



Still wouldn't keep a bear in my basement, though...
Quit speeding lies about the Godly Pastor Zeke. I am really fed up with this slander about him keeping a bear in his basement for immoral purposes or the absurd fabrication he had an elaborate suspension harness for the bear so he could get safer access to the bear after the bear mauled one of his servants to death. Really Undecided, you’ve been here less than one week and you are already working your way into trouble by attacking an outstanding True Christian like this.
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Why, BJ, did you miss my post in the other thread of that pic I found that was taken in Zeke's yard by a servant?
http://landoverbaptist.net/showpost....8&postcount=19

To the girlie-man, that isn't domestic violence. That was an ill-treated woman putting a deadbeat in his place and she obviously wouldn't do it for no reason. She was obviously driven to it after years and years of ill treatment and neglect. Now over there, it led to someone getting punched. If that happened in the US, it's more than likely lead to someone getting shot, so don't you get on your high horse now.
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