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January 23rd, 2008 at 6:00 pm

A word to the wise

Mainichi Wai Wai has a report with useful advice for men looking to troll the Lolita crowd for a little play for pay.

  • Avoid the underaged.
  • Watch out for those who use a lot of picture characters and smileys in their e-mail.
  • Insist the girl tells her your age and get her to mail you a message stating that she’s over 18.
  • Arrive at any meeting place well ahead of the scheduled time.
  • Find a hiding spot and check out whether the girl is your type and what she’s doing.
  • Get a feel for the area and work out an escape route, just in case.
  • If the girl is a minor, she’ll often turn up nearby with a group of friends who’ll hang out close by and wait for her to finish.
  • If the girl is on the con, there may be a guy in the vicinity.
  • Con artists often hang out in groups in family restaurants or convenience stores, so check out these places to see if there’s anything suspicious.
  • If you go into a hotel, make sure you enter separately and preferably leave by a different exit.
  • If you get there by car, park some distance away so she can’t learn the license number and use it against you.

Tokyo school girls

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  • 1

    I use this checklist for any date actually ;)

    Papigiulio on January 23rd, 2008
  • 2

    Well, I doubt that a girl below 18 could do any good in bed. Where’s the fun?

    And I doubt that these requirements apply to gaijins.
    We gaijins are allowed to do more nasty things than the real japanese ahaha

    vittel on January 23rd, 2008
  • 3

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  • 4

    Nobody ever said it was easy being sleazy. In fact, it often precludes making a decent living.

    I am curious about number 1: What, exactly, would a lolita fetishist consider to be underage?

    ghoti on January 24th, 2008
  • 5

    Because if you “insist” she tell you the truth, she’ll be magically rendered incapable of lying, right?

    jpbizdirect on January 25th, 2008
  • 6

    jpbizdirect: heh I am fairly sure its more for some sort of perceived ‘protection’ in a legal sense…

    lol..

    kales on January 27th, 2008

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